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What are the five sentences to introduce a puppy in English?

Introduce the puppy in English and translate it in five sentences as follows:

I have a dog. It's cute. Its name is Mimi. Every time I come home from school, Mimi always revolves around me. I'll go to the kitchen and give it a piece of meat and let it lie on the floor to eat. And jump? My leg? With the barking of "Wang". So I picked up Mimi, and she licked my hand and made me laugh.

I have a little dog. Very cute. Its name is Mimi. Whenever I come home from school, Mimi always revolves around me. I went to the kitchen and got him a piece of meat, and he ate it on the ground. Then jump on my lap and scream. So I picked up Mimi and she licked my hand, which made me laugh.