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Forty sets of jingle red envelope password sentences are extremely difficult to read.
2. Mouth says legs, legs say mouths, mouths say legs love running errands, legs say mouths love selling mouths. Long legs and long mouth are not as good as moving your legs with your mouth.
3. Stay cute and stupid
4. A gourd wine 926, a gourd oil 629. Change 629 oil into 926 wine, and change 629 oil into 926 wine.
There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to pinch pears with mud, and looked at pears with pears in her hands, which was comparable to real pears and fake pears.
6. The long-tailed horse finch married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother. Carry your mother to the ravine and invite your daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candy, please try them, daughter-in-law.
7. Lan is a female coach, Lu is a male coach, Lan is not a male coach, and Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team and women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in men's basketball team and coach Lan trains in women's basketball team.
8. He is a reformer.
9. Rebecca y m 4 n
10. Actors wear blue uniforms, actresses wear cotton uniforms, blue uniforms are cotton uniforms and cotton uniforms are blue uniforms. Actors wear blue cotton uniforms, and actresses wear cotton blue uniforms.
1 1. A good wife and son!
12. A drum with a tiger painted on it is hung on the wall. The tiger grabbed the drum and took a piece of cloth to mend it. I don't know whether to mend the drum or the tiger.
13. There is a goose standing on the slope, and there is a river under the slope. The river is wide, the goose is fat, the goose has to cross the river, and the river has to cross the goose.
14. White cat's black nose, black cat's white nose, black cat's black nose is broken, white cat's black nose is not broken, black cat's white nose is not broken.
15. Wang Xun Han
16. Dodo and his brother sit down and share the fruit. My brother earns a lot, and so does his brother. They all say that they want to be small, and grandma is happy;
17.Sip tea xiāchá as a verb means to sip. When sipping onomatopoeic words, pronounce gā.
18. You can stew frozen tofu, or you can stew my frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.
19. The grass fell and the rice fell. No weeding, no rice, no weeding.
20. There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree and seven nails on the wall. Say, say, say, pull out seven nails. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get rid of seven warblers. Bang bang broke seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered the seven stars.
The jingle red envelope oral sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1 is extremely difficult to read. There are drums in the East Temple and tigers in the West Mountain. Beat the drum to scare the tiger. The drum surface is broken, so peel the tiger skin to mend the drum.
22. ninety-nine cows carry ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine catties of oil. Cattle wriggled around with oil baskets on their backs, and the oil baskets were worn out and leaked oil. A basket is 99 kilograms, and there are 66 kilograms of oil left. You said you leaked dozens of kilograms of oil?
23. The kitten holds the flower cat, the flower cat grabs the kitten with its claws, the kitten pats the flower cat with its hands, the flower cat scratches the kitten, the kitten hurts the flower cat, the kitten cries, the flower cat barks, the kitten lets go of the flower cat, and the flower cat escapes from the kitten.
24. I love to eat X!
25. Rent half a bed
26.XX is really handsome
27. greedy tāo tiè
28. I am an idiot
29. Tied my department, Tianle, I am scum.
30. You can't tell right from left.
3 1. Shishi Shishi and Si Xiaosi
32. On September 9th, nine drunks got drunk. Nine wine glasses, nine glasses of wine, and nine drinkers take nine sips. Take nine sips of wine and pour nine glasses of wine. Nine wine fans picked up the wine and had nine mouthfuls of "thump, thump". Nine glasses of wine, nine mouthfuls of wine, nine glasses of wine make you drunk.
33. Long live XX, kneel down!
34. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.
35. Ten beds of onions were planted in a hurry, and ten pine trees were planted sparsely. It is better to plant onion than to plant pine, and it is better to plant onion than to plant pine. Is it better to plant pine trees than onions, or is it better to plant onions than pine trees?
36. My brother hung the melon basket on the wide ditch, and it leaked out of the ditch. The buckle of the melon basket hangs obliquely in the ditch, and it's strange that the melon basket is empty.
37. Yihe
38. Teacher Si, Teacher Shi and Teacher Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.
39. Beards ride donkeys, camels pick snails, beards knock over camels' snails, camels drag bearded donkeys, beards hit camels pick snails, camels hit donkeys' beards, beards hit camels and camels hit beards.
40. The old dragon was very angry and annoyed the old farmer.
There are 40 verbal sentences with red envelopes and active atmosphere in the group.
1 A password with a red envelope in the group and an active atmosphere. Ninety-nine cows, carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine catties of oil. Cattle wriggled around with oil baskets on their backs, and the oil baskets were worn out and leaked oil. A basket is 99 kilograms, and there are 66 kilograms of oil left. You said you leaked dozens of kilograms of oil?
2. six niang misses Cowherd, and Cowherd loves six niang repeatedly.
Long live my emperor.
I am afraid I am angry with you.
Si Xiaoshi exchanged 44 Jin and 42 tomatoes for silk.
6. Lao Ma Grave; ; odieacute
You love me as much as a bear loves a cat.
8. The long-tailed horse finch married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother. Carry your mother to the ravine and invite your daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candy, please try them, daughter-in-law.
9. I don't like girls with small breasts
10. Tail goods w and i
1 1.gala gāla acute; ;
12. The cow mill has finished grinding the cow material, leaving the cow material.
13. The green carp family has a little red donkey named Lu Lili.
14. You can stew frozen tofu, or you can stew my frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.
15.mio pin mi m:o
16. People have backgrounds, so do I..
17. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.
18. ahhh.
19. Kwage's melon basket crossed the wide ditch, leaked and rolled over the ditch. The buckle of the melon basket hangs obliquely in the ditch, and it's strange that the melon basket is empty.
20. Fire
Sending red envelopes in the group, the oral sentence of active atmosphere is 2 1. I'm xx.
22. Stay cute and stupid
23. I wonder if the donkey of green carp is redder than the donkey of red carp?
24. I am ugly and I will grab it first.
25. Are you in enough trouble?
26. A donkey like a madman
27. Call Grandpa and you will get a red envelope.
28. greedy tāo tiè
29. Thanks, Dad
30. Green grapes, purple grapes, green grapes without seeds, purple grapes. Eat grapes without spitting their skins. Spit out the skin of grapes if you don't eat them.
3 1. Good or bad.
32. Eight white rabbits live in eight houses with eight horns and eight octagons. Eight children tried to catch eight white rabbits, which scared them into living in eight octagonal houses.
33. Circle, circle, circle. Juanjuan drew a circle and a circle, and Yuan Yuan drew a trap circle. Juanjuan is rounder than a circle. Let's see whose circle is rounder.
34. Wang y and ng
Partridge Chu.
36. Niu Liu is in love with Liu Lian Niu
37. There are tigers in front of the mountain and monkeys at the foot. The tiger drove the monkey out and the monkey hit the tiger; The tiger can't drive away the monkey, and the monkey can't beat the tiger.
38. Dad carries white cloth and uncle puts white cloth. Dad doesn't put white cloth, he moves white cloth, and uncle doesn't move white cloth, he puts white cloth.
39. Red mixed yellow mixed pink mixed yellow mixed.
40. A good wife and son!
Funny password, red envelope, jingle copy, 40 sentences
Funny password red envelope jingle copy (Part I) 1. You can stew frozen tofu, or you can stew my frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.
2. durian croissants;
Three hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope.
4. Gray, gray and black fertilizer will volatilize and turn black, and flying flowers will turn back to gray.
5. Ninety-nine cows, carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine catties of oil. Cattle wriggled around with oil baskets on their backs, and the oil baskets were worn out and leaked oil. A basket is 99 kilograms, and there are 66 kilograms of oil left. You said you leaked dozens of kilograms of oil?
6. What is the life of the rope? The life of a rope is a stabbed well.
7. Are you in enough trouble?
8. He is a reformer.
9. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.
10. Mouth says legs, legs say mouths, mouths say legs love running errands, legs say mouths love selling mouths. Long legs and long mouth are not as good as moving your legs with your mouth.
1 1. six niang fell in love with Niuniang.
12. A good wife and son!
13. There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to knead pears with mud. She watched pears knead mud with her hands. Bibi, real pears and fake pears are inseparable;
14. Lala can bend the trumpet, while Ya Ya can play the trumpet. Lala can only bend the horn, but can't blow it; Yaya can only play the trumpet, but can't bend it. Lala teaches ya ya to fold the trumpet, and ya ya teaches her to play the trumpet. The two of them smiled happily.
15. Wang Shen Sheehan
16. Long live my emperor
17. Stop Sister Zhi's mole.
18. Red carp, green carp, green donkey and meat carp
19. The long-tailed horse finch married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother. Carry your mother to the ravine and invite your daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candy, please try them, daughter-in-law.
20. You love me as much as a bear loves a cat.
Funny password red envelope jingle copy (2)1. A donkey like a madman
22. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
23. Thanks, Dad
24. Whose youth does not commit two crimes?
25. The old dragon was very angry and annoyed the old farmer.
26. I took off your casual clothes.
27. I just ate incense.
Tang Wang Tien.
29. I will spend a lot of time
30. Garlic noodles, garlic noodles and garlic noodles are garlic cloves; Noodles mixed with garlic, garlic mixed with noodles, is to eat garlic cloves mixed with garlic.
3 1. Wang Shen Sheehan
32. There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to pinch pears with mud, and looked at pears with pears in her hands, which was comparable to real pears and fake pears.
33. Black beans are put in black barrels, black beans are put in black barrels, black beans are put in black barrels, and black beans are put in black barrels. I don't know whether to put black beans in black barrels or black beans in black barrels.
34. Teacher Si, Teacher Shi and Teacher Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.
35. Hang a drum on the wall. Draw a tiger on the drum. The tiger scratches the drum and takes a piece of cloth to mend it. I don't know whether to mend the drum or the tiger.
36.mio pin mi m:o
37. There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.
38. Circle, circle, circle. Juanjuan drew a circle and a circle, and Yuan Yuan drew a trap circle. Juanjuan is rounder than a circle. Let's see whose circle is rounder.
39. Chasing girls on pigs
40. Nonsense will cost you money, and volatilization of chemical fertilizer will waste you.
2022 Interesting red envelope spoof password sentence set 40 sentences
2022 interesting red envelope spoof password sentence (1) 1. White cat with black nose, black cat with white nose, black cat with white nose, white cat with black nose broken, white cat with black nose broken, black cat with white nose not broken.
2. Rats are all over the street looking for a cat with a knife.
There are forty-four stone lions in front of the stone temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.
4. Cowherd loves six niang, and six niang loves beef brisket.
5. Wang Shen Sheehan
6. fire y and yīng
7. Mouth says legs, legs say mouths, mouths say legs love running errands, legs say mouths love selling mouths. Long legs and long mouth are not as good as moving your legs with your mouth.
8. Pingping Pingya fossil is Lei.
9. Is it difficult to be blue in luna?
10. The guillotine hung upside down with a short knife. The gangster stole the dagger on the stage, the guillotine collapsed and the thief fell, and a pair of dagger jingled.
1 1.
12. Si Xiaoshi exchanged 44 Jin and 42 tomatoes for silk.
13. Wang Xun Han
14. The green carp family has a little red donkey named Lu Lili.
15. Lang Lian Niang Lai Niang Lian Lang
16. Several small villains in Daxi, Xu Cerebellar Axe, Plum Blossom Anger and Xiao Fu Ni.
17. Red mixed yellow mixed pink mixed yellow mixed.
18. Actors wear blue uniforms, actresses wear cotton uniforms, blue uniforms are cotton uniforms and cotton uniforms are blue uniforms. Actors wear blue cotton uniforms, and actresses wear cotton blue uniforms.
19. Biting milk, drinking bread and putting the bag on the train. East-west street, go north and south, go out to see people bite dogs. Pick up the dog and hit the brick, but I'm afraid the brick will bite my hand.
20. Thanks, Dad
2022 Interesting red envelope spoof password sentence (below) 2 1. Yaopinyao
22. Toto and his brother sit down and share the fruit. My brother pays a lot, and so does my brother. They all say that they want to be small, and grandma is happy;
23. My brother hung the melon basket on the wide ditch, and it leaked out of the ditch. The buckle of the melon basket hangs obliquely in the ditch, and it's strange that the melon basket is empty.
24. The long-tailed horse finch married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother. Carry your mother to the ravine and invite your daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candy, please try them, daughter-in-law.
25. Purple sand plate, shark's fin, cooked shark's fin, raw shark's fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.
26. Little Niu Niu named Xiao Qiu has two small scratches on her body, and Xiao Pang named Xiao Niu has a small pocket. Xiaoqiu helps the calf remember buttons, and the calf helps Xiaoqiu peel peas. Xiaoqiu's calf is holding hands, playing together and walking together.
27. There is a goose standing on the slope, and there is a river under the slope. The river is wide, the goose is fat, the goose has to cross the river, and the river has to cross the goose.
28. Youth is gone, but acne is still there.
29. Give you a raise and invite you to dinner.
30. six niang misses Cowherd every year.
3 1. Shishi Shishi and Si Xiaosi
32. durian croissants;
33. Fire
34. There is a vine on the high mountain with two bells hanging on its head. The wind moves the copper bell, and the wind stops the copper bell.
35. Convert to guy and y
36. There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.
37. Niu Liu loves Liu Lian Niu.
38. separation!
Wang Wei Wedge.
40. Nonsense will cost you money, and volatilization of chemical fertilizer will waste you.
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