Three kingdoms small paragraph! Urgent need!

One day, Liu Bei sent Zhang Fei to fight again. When Cao Cao saw it, his military commander was killed and wounded ... so he had to order a war-free card to be hung high ... At this time, Cao Cao's sister (whose name could not be verified) stood up and said: Liu Bei and Zhang are related by blood, but my brother also has me. I want to play for him.

Cao Cao said: Zhang Fei is the best general in the world, and few people can beat him. Will you die?

Cao Mei replied: Otherwise, Zhang Fei is notoriously brave and stupid, as long as he walks wisely. .....

Cao Cao said, then you should be careful If things get worse, hurry back to camp. .....

Said the two sides had a fight. ....

Cao Mei said to Zhang Fei, Are we better than Wen or Wu?

Zhang Fei was unhappy when he saw a little girl ... He said, What's the point of fighting with you? Humbiro, of course. ..

Cao Mei saw that Zhang Fei had been taken in and said, OK, let's each make three gestures. Who can win this gesture ... even if the battle is won. .....

Zhang Fei said: This is no problem. Let's get started ... ladies first.

Cao Mei drew a circle in the air. .....

Zhang Fei looked at it and drew a long strip in the air. ....

Cao Mei then stretched out a finger. ....

Zhang Fei held out three fingers. ...

Cao Mei touched her belly. ...

Zhang Fei waved his hand ....

Cao Mei was defeated and returned to camp immediately. .....

When I arrived at the military account ... Cao Cao asked: Didn't you say that Zhang Fei was brave and foolhardy? What happened?

Cao Mei said, I also feel strange. .....

I said that Fiona Fang is my brother's territory for thousands of miles.

Zhang Fei said that the Yangtze River basin is their brother's territory. ...

I said my brother is the best in the world.

Zhang Fei said that the three brothers are invincible.

I said my brother knows everything and is brilliant. ...

Zhang Fei waved, meaning, is it possible? ....

So I ran back. .....

Zhang Fei went back to Liu Bei and said, It's interesting to meet Cao Cao's sister today ... Hehe. ...........

She asked me if I would like to eat pie. ...

I said only eat fritters. ....

She asked me if I could eat a catty. ....

I said I want to eat three Jin. ....

She asked again .. What if I'm full? .....

I waved and said ... Is it possible ... Ha ha laugh ... She ran away. ...

Zhang Fei's two Qin Bing are described like this. ....

Qin Bing: Cao Cao's sister said that her sister is as big as her painting. ...

Qin Bing B: Zhang Fei must have said that his things are as long as his paintings. ......

Qin Bing answered: Cao Cao's sister must ask Zhang Fei if it is enough to do it once. ....

Qin Bing B: Zhang Fei specifically said that he would do it three times. ....

Qin Bing: What would Cao Cao's sister say if she was pregnant? .....

Qin Bingyi: Zhang Fei's wave is none of my business. .......