Modify a joke

I guess you might want to edit it into a short message. It's easier. Actually, what you said above is ridiculous. You can change it to: "elder sister, I have a saying that you can give counterfeit money." But first, your bill is not only drawn with a pencil, but also on toilet paper. The most irritating thing is that it is actually seven dollars! Secondly, you should trim the edges. There should be no burrs. The shape is wrong, too. Everyone is a rectangle, yours is a triangle! Let you say that I can have this money? "