Please ask for an English drama script. I am in the first grade of junior high school. It will take about 10 minutes! Not too long.

Funny English drama script "Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng"

Funny 5-person script "Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng"

Cast list:

Ximen Chuixue

Ye Gucheng

Huamanlou

The eunuch on duty

Narration

Props: two bags of milk and some paper scraps.

Act 1: The decisive battle on a strange road in the countryside

Narration: A quiet village is covered with white snow.

Birds are dancing in the cold.

A man is walking along the street, step by step.

Wind is coming in silence.

Another mysterious man approaches.

Update Eunuch: The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I'm soy sauce!

Y and X meet.

X: Ohm, I'm sorry to knock you!

Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby.

X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?

Y: ha ha, I won't change my name! No matter what happens. I'm the most famous——-YeGucheng（Dengdingdingding!!!）. Who are you?

X: I'm ximenchuixue.

Y(surprise): Ar, ximenchuixue?

X: Yes, what is wrong?< /p>

Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?

X: Great, you know me!

Y: Please, please… … Don't kill me! Let me go!

X: No, I must kill you!

Y: I don't want to be killed. Let me go!< /p>

X: No way! You know?

Y (Suddenly stood up and said coldly): Don't force me!

X: Pardon!< /p>

(Y took out a bag of milk)

X (grabbed the milk): Milk, very good! I like drinking it.

Y: Please drink it !

X (after drinking milk): Thanks, ha-ha

Y: Do you still want to kill me?

X: Sure, must! Milk is milk.

Y (angry + cold): Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?

X: I'm sure I won 't!

Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, I'll never be having properly! 3-2-1-0

X (holding his stomach and squatting down): Ouch, Ouch!

Y (laughing): Ha Ha...

X (poor): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?

Y: What?

X: Toliet?

Y: What?

X: The “WC”?

Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!

X: Thanks, bye-bye.

Y (Take out confetti and blow): This is genuine snow!

H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!

Y: Who are you?

H: Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?

Y : Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now, ha……

H (surprised): Now you are the best in the world!

Y: You are right!

H: Teriffic! You are the one I'm looking for! Do you want to join in me?

Y: Yes, It's very good.

H: Ok, follow me; let's go!

Y: Ok, Let's go!

(To be continued…)