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The math class is coming, and there are only two questions left.

The teacher said, "I'll make one and leave the other for you." You choose! "

A classmate said, "Teacher, it is very difficult for you to do it."

The teacher said, "I'm a man and you're a woman?"

Q: Why do you have to take a bath after every diving in the Olympic Games?

A: It's too high. Many players are scared to pee. ...

At noon, my sister took the bus with her one-and-a-half-year-old child, right next to the driver.

After sitting for a while, the child kept crying, and Ren Jie refused to give up.

The driver finally got tired of crying. He turned to his sister and shouted, "What do children always teach? Just give him what he wants? "

Sister said: "That won't do, the child wants your steering wheel!" " "

The pregnant woman went to the hospital for examination, and an intern gave her a B-ultrasound.

After the photo was taken, the intern said seriously, "You should be mentally prepared. You may be pregnant with a freak. It has two heads, four hands and four legs! " "

The pregnant woman was so startled that she almost fainted.

An old doctor came over and looked at the B-ultrasound and said, "What are you talking about? These are twins! "