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The seventh grade is in urgent need of 15 English essays. 150 points reward
First, my classmate, my best friend, my classmate is xxx. She is fifteen, with long black hair and big and lively eyes. She is dancing. She said dancing can make people healthy. Sometimes she asks me to go to dance class with her. Her favorite subject is Chinese. My favorite health subject is math. We often help each other. On the second happy day of summer vacation, my girlfriend and I went skiing last Friday. Fried. We bombed all day. Very interesting. Unforgettable When my girlfriend was skiing, the meeting place was even worse. I will definitely help her skate better. She is smart, so she can learn it quickly, but skiing is not easy. Learn.we skiied had a good time together. I think one day is the happiest summer vacation in a day. I have a good idea. I remember a day because I taught my girlfriend how to ski. So hard to forget that day. Third, my family. I love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky Cheung. He is 38 years old. He likes playing basketball. What is my mother's job? She's a teacher? Yes, you're right! My mother is very friendly and lovely. She is 37 years old. My mother always works hard. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano. My father plays basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family. Because I am happy to live with my parents! The fourth farmer has five sons. They are Ted, Bob, Tom, John and Bill. John has no brothers. His first brother was born when he was 4 years old. In Tom, the number of brothers is equal to that of his younger brother. Bill is twenty-one next year, he is five, and Bob is older. Bob is two years older than Tom. Ted is sad because he has no brothers. He and John are 12 years apart. The fifth second language mouse mother is that when her child was two years old, she found a cat squatting in the bushes behind her. She looked at the cat and the cat looked at the mouse. Mother's mouse cried fiercely, "fabric, fabric, fabric!" " "The cat is so scared that it will run for its life. The mother mouse turned to her child and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language? "The sixth supermarket There is a supermarket near our school. There are also many things. You can buy school supplies, such as exercise books, rulers, pens, colored pencils, erasers, maps and so on. You can buy drinks, vegetables, fruits and other foods. Some are cheap and some are expensive. The second floor is the Clothing Festival, where you can find all kinds of clothes. This supermarket is open one day 12 hours: from 9 pm to 9 pm, the staff in the supermarket are very friendly and they can help you find what you want. On Saturday and Sunday, the market is crowded with people. Seventh, I was very satisfied with my mother's love when I was a child. In my young mind, my mother is strong and healthy, and no one has ever been ill. She took me to kindergarten and my family, and it was thrilling in the wind and rain every day. But one day, when we came home from kindergarten, my mother went into the bedroom and was in bed. I don't know what happened. I sat beside her and wanted to cry. My mother said to me, "Never mind, my mother just has a stomachache. I'll be all right in a minute. "Although my mother said so, I found tears in her eyes because of pain. At that time, I knew that my adult was ill and began to cry. I decided to take care of my mother from now on. Sorry, that's all I can offer. The adoption rate of single "circular answer" is 35.3%. August 7th, 2009 was 14: 54 (1). This holiday is my busiest, because I am studying English exams this weekend, and computerwordI is in the autumn holiday. I want to use today many times. My mother said to me, "go ahead, you must believe that you can do it." "So I have to work hard. My English is better now than it was two months ago. I want to thank my mother. She is very kind to me. Practice makes perfect. How happy I am. Yesterday, I finished all the work quickly, so I had a lot of time to be myself. Sometimes it's good to get off work early, so we can work with more benefits. Because of this, I wrote in Morning English Diary 8. However, I wrote that the night passed. Ladies and gentlemen, if you can finish the work quickly, don't be lazy, do your best. Today, I went to the museum. I met some robots. I think I can have a robot many years later. I think they can help me cook some dishes. They can also help me with my homework. A good robot can make me happy. When I am very unhappy, they can tell me jokes. I will have more free time to relax. Today, I went to the park by bus. Some people are waiting for a young girl's car at the station. When, she spit on the ground with chewing gum. Although she was waiting, she insisted on quickening her pace. She got on the bus when it came. Then, she found that her feet had been stuck with chewing gum. Today, my mother and I went shopping. We bought some apples. I bought some new books because I like reading interesting books. Then we got home. I "m very happy! I like Holiland in summer very much. I look forward to the summer vacation every year. I went to Shenzhen for a holiday last summer, and it is also a coastal city such as Haikou. I like walking along the beach after supper, or swimming in the afternoon. The sky is blue and the air is Walsh. Wherever you go, you can always see trees, neat grass and colorful flowers. That's very kind of them. Oh, there are many tall buildings there. This is a modern city. I plan to spend my summer vacation in sports. Playing basketball has always been my favorite, so has my class. I will organize a small team to play basketball together. Sometimes, we may have some other teams. I felt uncomfortable when we won the game. If you ask me what my favorite summer vacation is like, I will answer travel. I hope one day I can satisfy different people's interests and go to different places. I hope to have two long holidays a year. What about you? The holiday is coming. I have one. My best friend Tony will spend the holiday with me. Tom from England. He 17 years old. He likes China very much. I like it very much. A week ago, I wrote him a letter and invited him to Dalian for a holiday. Tony accepted my invitation. I will go to Dalian in the future. A week. I will meet him at the airport. Then we will show him around the city. We will go to the beach to play and see the sea. First of all. Then we will visit some teaching places. Tony will live a holiday. I hope we can have a good time. . My summer vacation plan I'm glad that the summer vacation is coming. It is not easy for me to let local employees enjoy and relax themselves. I graduated before the meeting. I made a plan in order to have a meaningful holiday. First of all, what I want to do is clean the room, do housework and wash dishes. I will do some sports, including ball games and running. Finally, I want the local staff who work in my study. I have learned my lesson and practiced my English. My good friend Zhang Yi, well, is my good friend. She is in Grade Four 1 Class of Tianjiao Primary School. She is a model student. Her cleverness and her help. She often helps teachers and young students at school. She is good at Chinese, maths, English, arts and crafts, music and so on. She has many hobbies. She likes painting and sketching. She likes listening to music and having picnics with her parents. Oh, she also likes fishing. But she doesn't like playing basketball, football, table tennis and volleyball. Dr Zhang is my best friend. I like playing with her. We always work together and help each other. An unforgettable holiday, I have been busy teaching. What I have to do every day is research. Fortunately, last summer, my family went to my uncle's farm. We had a very interesting holiday. During the holiday, I didn't get up early, and I didn't need to finish many exercises. The horse I rode was in the field. I am milking cows on the farm. To my surprise, my uncle invited me to go fishing. Life on the farm is very different from that at school. I want to go back to my summer vacation. My happiest day today is Friday. This is my thirteenth birthday. I got up early and had a good time in my new clothes in the morning. My parents bought me new clothes as my birthday present. I go to school earlier than usual. In the evening, I invited many classmates to my birthday party. Night has finally arrived. Many of my classmates come to my home. They bought me many beautiful gifts. They all said, "Happy birthday to you!" We sang a happy birthday song and bought a big birthday cake, which made my parents say, "We love you forever." . Best wishes for a happy birthday! "At the end of the party, we ate birthday cakes and some other delicious food. How happy I am! A tree has three main parts, roots, branches and leaves. Underground roots enable scattered trees to gain a foothold. On the ground, it forms a root trunk, supporting the branches. Near the top of the tree, the trunk is divided into branches. At the top of the tree, branches grow from the leaves. Leaves receive sunlight and help the whole tree grow. How to get happiness, how to get happiness There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. Life would be empty without it. If you want to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points. First of all, health is the secret of happiness (the key to pursuing happiness). Only powerful people can enjoy the pleasures of life. Secondly, happiness lies in satisfaction. A person who is dissatisfied with the status quo is always miserable. There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. Without it, life will be empty and meaningless If you want to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points. Health is the key to happiness. Only strong people can enjoy the joy of life. Happiness lies in contentment. A person who is not satisfied with the status quo will always be miserable. Newspapers Newspapers nowadays are very valuable and everyone should read them. It provides us with all kinds of news every day. It tells us about the world political situation. If we form the habit of reading newspapers, we will get enough knowledge to adapt to our situation. Newspapers are valuable now, and everyone should read them. It provides us with all kinds of news every day. It tells us the world political situation. If we form the habit of reading newspapers, we can acquire enough knowledge to cope with our environment. Although students have to do their homework every day, they should spare at least an hour or two to read the newspaper. What? They can not only increase their knowledge, but also catch up with the times. In a word, reading newspapers is very beneficial to students. Adoption rate of purple maple leaf: 6. 1%. August 7th, 2009 is 14: 54 1, which is the first day of our winter vacation. We are all very happy. Why? Because we have a month to do what we like. We are free. Although we have some homework. But we can finish them in a few days. And rest time, we can make good use of it. Oh, my God! We are already very tired and study hard. In winter vacation, I hope to have enough sleep and good food to supplement myself. Last but not least, I will have a good rest. 2. Today is a special day. My mother sent 100 bayberry baskets. I like to eat bayberry. It tastes good. When they came to Shanghai, they still remembered it vividly. But most of them will be sent to my mother's business friends. I chose the best basket of bayberry to eat. I put my refrigerator aside. Yangmei is a specialty of my hometown. This is the famous China. Many people like eating it. August 2009 17 15: 02, 1 "Cute rabbit" is a lovely and different animal. It is people's favorite radish and green vegetables. Many people think that bringing back greetings is a pet. I also made a rabbit. But rabbits are actually more difficult to raise. We still let rabbits return to their great universe and make them stronger, just looking for food for themselves. Let's protect other animals together. 2 Who is she? I have a friend. She is my best friend. She is a girl. She is ta 1 1. She has two big eyes and a big mouth. She is a beautiful girl. She likes singing and is good at singing. Who is she? This is Chen Qi. Three times is our big day. Today is a sunny day. I am very happy because my mother and I went to the library in the morning. I read a lot of books. We went and got home before 5 o'clock. This is our big day! My teacher I like English class very much, because I can see my dear teacher, Miss Liao. Miss Liao is very beautiful. She has two big eyes and a small mouth. She is a good teacher. She is very clever. She plays games with us, and we learn English happily and quickly. A year ago, my mother went from
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