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Ryugamine Mikado's role setting
Studying: 1 (animation season 1, novel volume 1-3) Class A of Lailiang Academy; 2 years of Class A (Animation Season 2 Fiction Volume 4-13); Class A for 3 years (novel SH, repeat reading).
Identity: monitor (with Sonohara Anri), president of the library; Dollar leaders and forum administrators; Blue diamond leader.
Website name of USD Forum: admin (Administrator Account), Tanaka Taro.
Chat room screen name: Tanaka Taro has a low-key personality, but in fact he is very smart and likes taking risks. For the minister's cold jokes, he often spits at him with a straight face, which is quite vicious spit service for the minister's outrageous behavior. The tone in the chat room is just an ordinary person, occasionally voicing what Gan Yun and Sidon said, and often chatting privately with Gan Yun (Orihara Izaya).
The unconventional yearning has an innate paranoid nature. It has been mentioned more than once in the original text that he loves himself the most and can do whatever it takes to believe in himself. The highest principle of doing things is to "make yourself look comfortable", but also an extremely paranoid idealist and egoist. In the fifth volume of the novel, Lin is also called "the strongest fraudster".
The "dollar" was originally just a joke.
This was originally the idea put forward by Teijin, but several people he met online found it very interesting and agreed to help.
They invented a team active in Ikebukuro, and then spread the name of this team everywhere on the Internet. Later, fiction was added to the novel. As long as something goes wrong, rumors of "dollar" are circulated on the Internet. They don't call themselves "dollar members", but always say they heard it from people around them. If someone asks about the source of information, most of them will ignore it and prepare fake websites to fool people.
When the news began to get out of control, Teijin and others simply made a dollar website without stopping. This website must enter a password at the entrance to enter, and it has prepared a large number of "member articles". Then they began to spread the address of the website everywhere. If someone asks for a password, pretend that "a member I know told me secretly" and then send it to the other party by email or something.
In this way, a fictional organization was established. Regarding the purpose, I only wrote "Welcome to join freely" on the website. There are no rules and conditions.
Of course, many people will say at first, "Ikebukuro doesn't have such a team." But strangely, gradually, some people will reply, "Some people don't understand the situation, poof!" "What is the kid who hasn't been to Ikebukuro talking about?" The original sponsors said they didn't write it themselves. In other words, people who didn't start it began to protect the "dollar".
They were happy to see this, but gradually they began to feel something was wrong.
Indeed, I just wanted to play a little joke at first. They wanted to start a conversation at first, but then they dropped it. They just wanted to play a little prank-but things started to develop in strange directions.
Originally just a fictional team, it once grew in the real society.
Although I don't know who did it. But in reality, some people have jumped out of the online world, and in reality, they rely on word of mouth to attract various roles to join the "dollar."
The joke is getting bigger and bigger, which is beyond their control. We can't admit it now, so Teijin's associates will gradually pull away. They think it is the best way to let the "dollar" disappear naturally.
However, only Teijin desperately supported this "joke".
Now this organization has real power. If no one manages these members, Teijin thinks it's too dangerous. Deep down in his heart, there is indeed a sense of superiority that he mistakenly thinks he has gained strength, but he has always buried this idea in his heart. By the time he realized it, he had become the leader of "Dollar".
No one has seen the number one "dollar". Without anyone knowing that he was only a junior high school student, the organization gradually accelerated its expansion and became a huge group. Students, housewives, office workers, underworld and other organizations with mixed roles.
Now-the organization originally born from fiction has been fully realized.
Dollar, founded by Ryugamine Mikado, has no rules and advocates the concepts of "colorless and transparent", "freedom" and "freedom".
There is no distinction between the upper and lower levels of the US dollar, and members contact each other by mail. The first action was a large gathering of hundreds of people.
In the first season of TV animation, two foreigners dressed in Japanese costumes appeared in the dollar rally, which is actually another work of the author, Baccano! Isaac and miriya are here "; On the secret version of the dollar formula set by the author that year (the time point was in the novel 1 ~ 2, which is now closed), another work similar to VAMP appeared! "Baccano viscount! The speech of the role of Ronnie the Devil in Ninety-nine Rooms is already in it. (See "USD" for details)/kloc-When I was 0/6 years old, I was invited by my good friend Kida Masaomi to move to a city called Ikebukuro. I left my hometown for the first time in my life and came to Ikebukuro for the first time. I moved to Ikebukuro alone (my parents are still in my hometown). I study in Class A of Lailiang College in 1 (Class B in 1). Although I am in different classes, I will communicate after class or after school. Sonohara Anri is the monitor, and she has a crush on her classmates. At the beginning, I persuaded my parents to come to Ikebukuro on the condition that I would work to earn living expenses. After coming to Ikebukuro, I earned all my living expenses except tuition fees through various online businesses outside the school.
When I was playing in Ikebukuro, I met many strange people, such as Simon Briznev, a big sushi clerk, Heiwajima Shizuo, Karisawa Erika, Yumasaki Walker and so on. , and was warned by the minister "don't mess with a man named Orihara Izaya".
One evening, she saved Zhang Xiang-mei (actually a pawn of Ye Lin) who fled because of the conflict between Yan Wu Zhengzhi and Heiwajima Shizuo. Because Bojiang wants to find his missing brother (he has abnormal feelings for him, but he is with Xiangmei now), he sends someone to look for the Teijin Building. Lin also said that the person who wanted to catch Teijin was a pharmaceutical person (actually he arranged it himself). Teijin wanted to protect Xiang Mei, but at the same time he was eager to take part in Ikebukuro's "non-daily" activities, thus confronting Bojiang. In fact, almost all members of Ikebukuro got together and beat Yanwu Pharmaceutical by sending short messages. In the end, Bo Jiang failed to interfere with the love between Er and Xiang Mei.
The third volume of the novel (The Scarlet Scarf Robber) keeps close friends with Li Xing and Chen Zheng, but suddenly it is hard to accept that Kida Masaomi is actually the leader of the Scarf Scarf Robber from Ye Lin. In fact, it is the revenge of Fallota, the former remnants of the Blue Party, and Quan Jinglan's kidnapping of Chen Zheng's girlfriend Mikajima Saki, which makes Chen Zheng feel sorry for himself. At the end of the third volume, I know the true identities of Li Xing and Chen Zheng. Later, due to Chen Zheng's sudden departure, without knowing Sha Shu, I decided to wait for Chen Zheng to come back and go back to the past three people to confess. The second season of animation (the beginning of the fourth volume of the novel), 17 years old, entered the second year of school, and stayed in the same class with Li Xing. Entrusted by freshman Kuronuma Aoba, he was asked to lead him to play football in Ikebukuro, but he was rescued by a van in kadota tsuppari (bullied by the goalkeeper in the novel). Showing nervousness on the van, attracting Julia's attention. In fact, he participated in the reward event that Serti was chased by the Yellow Scarf Thief and Toro Maru. Finally, he was rescued by kadota tsuppari and others who panicked.
After the reward activity, Li Xing and I ate hot pot in Xinluojia. At the same time, Julia decided to attack Teijin because he knew he was the leader of the dollar.
On the evening of May 3 (the fifth volume of the novel), I saw a user named "Bajula" online in the chat room, thinking that he was a good friend from other places, but he told me that "the dollar is very dangerous recently, so don't go out for activities". Later, I received a phone call from Ye Lin that night and learned about the conflict between my organization and Luowan in kanto region.
On the morning of May 4th, I followed Julia to negotiate in an abandoned factory at home. In fact, Julia tried to force Teijin to merge the US dollar with the Blue Party by creating chaos inside and outside the US dollar. Unexpectedly, Torowan members intervened in the middle, causing confusion and being taken away in a hurry by Serti. At the same time, kadota tsuppari, the core member of the dollar, also had a fight with Rokujyo chikage, the leader of Trovan. After the incident, I confessed to Wicker the identity of the founder of Dollar, hoping that the members of Dollar would take responsibility for Toro Maru's actions, but the other party refused, and was told that "you are a person suitable for daily environment" and "immediately put down that organization", which was a great blow to Ryugamine Mikado, who did not pursue routine.
On the evening of May 4th, he accepted Kuronuma Aoba's proposal and cooperated with him to become the leader of Blue Square. At the same time, when Kuronuma Aoba was lax, he pricked his jaws with a ballpoint pen, and then "instantly recovered to be more normal than usual", and helped Kuronuma Aoba to dress the wound with a smile, which made Julia respect and fear the Teijin. Most members of the Blue Square are also afraid of the Teijin and use honorific terms for him.
Understand that Kuronuma Aoba is using himself, but he is also using him to achieve his own goals. In the eighth volume of the novel, the villain mixed in it was found out from the dollar, and the internal elimination officially began. The remnants of the Blue Party were forcibly kicked out. When the Blue Party was sent to clean up the bridge, the first consideration was their own beliefs rather than the safety of their friends. When he was in danger, he did not hesitate to set fire to the bridge, and then showed his daily undisguised smile to the minister, which was creepy.
In the tenth volume of the novel, when Xiong Jing was imprisoned, he uttered such horrible remarks as "really great", and was forced to negotiate with Chilin because of his own investigation, saying that he would find the "third way" and not interfere with the dark side of the city, but he still felt "dead" in his heart.
In the eleventh volume of the novel, Orihara Izaya was told of his idea of "wanting to destroy everything and start all over again", praised him as "the highest clown and a typical human being", did not deny the statement of "setting fire to be a fireman, directing and acting", and said with a smile, "Isn't this Mr. Ye Lin?" Green leaves think that "half a body is immersed in a world that ordinary people who live a serious life will hardly come into contact with, but they can still fully adapt to this situation and regard it as" a part of daily life ". I can't imagine what the Teijin predecessors will become.
In the twelfth volume of the novel, Lin also thinks that Teijin is no longer his pawn, and he is afraid that he will become his pawn, which is quite happy. At the end of the twelfth volume, I calmly took the pistol that Quan Jinglan gave me and said to him, "Thank you very much." As Aozaki said, "Although it is normal on the surface, it is' completely crazy' in the bones". Later, he shot at the entrance of Su Nan's former leader's residence and Ikebukuro police station.
In the thirteenth volume of the novel, I confessed to Kida Masaomi that I did it to make the dollar disappear, and the dollar would lose its material form and become an "urban legend", which was my expectation for the dollar. Later, he shot and killed Kida Masaomi (twice) who tried to stop himself, said sorry to the minister with a tearful smile, and then shot himself in the temple (in fact, he had this idea when he got the gun), but Seti stopped him and Seti withdrew his head. Later, when Takashi attacked Apricot in Nasu Island, she blocked her knife and was taken to the hospital for emergency treatment. Finally, he returned to his daily life with Chen Zheng and Xinger. Later, in SH's article, it was mentioned that he was hospitalized for several months due to serious injuries, and he and Julia were in the third grade. As the president of the school library, he wears glasses and is "a handsome and gentle senior who is very popular with girls". I am no longer obsessed with unconventional, but I am still more sensitive to all kinds of news than ordinary people. At the same time, I found an exchange mailbox with three heads and eight searches and gave him some warnings. When SH Volume 3 talked to Haxun again, his eyes turned red (he was suspected to have been attacked by Takashi Nagashima and became the son of Sin Song, but he had overcome the control of Sin Song), and enlightened Haxun to analyze the situation of Daoyao. After Haxun left, he was relieved to confirm that it had nothing to do with apricot. And explained in my mind that important people will not be integrated into the dark side of the city if they are not hurt.
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