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What sentences are suitable for babies to wean and send friends?

Ma Bao, you should remember the process of weaning deeply. There is a kind of pain called weaning pain, which people who don't experience really can't understand. The following is a sentence I have compiled about baby weaning, which is suitable for my circle of friends. Let's have a look!

The baby is weaned and the mother can't bear it:

1, the third day of weaning: Except for occasional milk addiction during the day, I cried once and didn't cry for milk sleep at night, but why do you still feel a little disappointed?

2. Although it has been brewing for a while to wean the baby, until today, the most sad thing is not the child, but my mother, who can't cry herself!

3, weaning this kind of thing is really a double torture of body and mind, simply, time flies, this torture of rising milk is unbearable.

4. When the baby is weaned, I will dye my hair first, get a manicure, wear beautiful clothes with high heels, eat hot pot at noon and barbecue at night, with ice cream in my left hand and spicy strips in my right hand.

The baby is weaned at home, and I am trying to get the milk back. I really cried several times these days, and we are all growing up.

6. It turns out that there is another kind of pain called "weaning pain", which is all kinds of physical pain caused by rising milk. It's the first day to hear the baby cry all night. It's so painful!

7. I doubt life because of the pain of weaning. I want a woman who gives birth and a woman who nurses. I really want to put everything aside and go out to relax.

8. Today is the first day of weaning. The baby's crying broke the mother's heart. It's my life to cry with my baby in my arms.

9. When I am weaned, the first thing to do is to eat all the things I can't feed, and then lose fat well. Thin is king. Either thin or thinner.

10, the baby will wean one day and sleep all day. This demanding day will come to an end one day, but those memories of love and trust will accompany her all her life.

Weaning and growth of infants

1, how time flies! I was weaned for a month before I knew it! Seriously, I'm really angry!

2. The baby is weaned at home, and I am trying to get the milk back. I really cried several times these days, and we are all growing up.

3, weaning is to experience the pain of rising milk again. I think if someone comforts me at this moment, I will cry.

4. The feeling of weaning your baby is really complicated. Weaning is necessary for the future, but I can't bear to part with my little baby, alas.

5. I am used to breastfeeding, and I am quite happy. Who knows that blocking milk is so painful now, it is really more painful than giving birth. It's too difficult! I really want to wean myself.

6, the baby has been in the class for two days, not noisy, eating and sleeping. The old mother was relieved and a little sad at the same time. The last time she felt this way was when she was weaned.

7. I weaned my baby today. It hurts so much. It is especially gratifying to see that the baby is sensible and does not cry with me. Baby, this is the first step in your growth. Face everything bravely. Mom loves you.

8. On the day of weaning, I was more attached to my mother. I used to sleep everywhere after drinking the bottle. Now I have to sleep in my mother's arms. Your mother won't miss every step of your growth.

9. On the second day of weaning, Xiao Typhoon didn't mean to look for breast milk at all. On the first day, I also endured the increase in milk. I heard that it will hurt more the next day. I quickly drank my barley tea and took vitamin B, hoping to spend it comfortably tomorrow.

10. On the fourth day after weaning the baby, it was really distressing and pitiful to watch the baby moping day by day. I really can't bear to let him rest, but this is the only way for every baby. I hope the baby will be stronger and braver. Let's work hard together.

Strong articles on baby weaning

1, the child hasn't used a pacifier for two days, so we quit happily. Like when you were weaned for eight months, you didn't cry at all, and you can sleep with your mother after weaning.

2. The feeling of weaning your baby is really complicated. Weaning is necessary for the future, but I can't bear to part with my little baby, alas.

3. The second night after weaning, it hurts when the milk rises. The little guy must sleep on my chest. It hurts to start milk, increase milk and wean, so do I.

It never occurred to me that life would suffer from weaning. I can't sleep, and I want to cut my chest.

5, weaning pain I doubt life, in order to give birth to a woman, in order to feed a woman. I really want to put everything aside and go out to relax.

6. On the first day of weaning, I want to be a little darling. Just opened the video, you accidentally saw my mother, crying, my mother missed you. My child, let's cheer together.

7. From the day of weaning, it has completely turned into a little devil. You cry when you are grumpy and unhappy! Mom is also very distressed, but for your own good, you can only be cruel.

8, baby pain, pubic pain, breast-feeding pain, weaning pain, surgical pain. This year is really a colorful pain, physical and mental suffering several times, the darkest year in life.

9, turn over the knowledge of weaning in the middle of the night, cry, especially reluctant to let the chicken eat milk for one night tonight, come on.

10, which is the third day of formal weaning. I don't have any attachment discomfort, and I can't remember breast milk at all. I'm a little lost.