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Ten most unlucky joke novels

1, Q: Have you ever worn leather shoes?

A: No.

Q: Have you ever eaten leather shoes?

A: Often.

Today, I went home by car with my friends. When I got home, I saw a coal truck turn into a ditch and the coal fell all over the floor. Because the place was too small to get into the cart, I used a car to pour it on the cart.

My friend smiled and said to me, "This is bad luck."

Three strangers sheltered from the rain under the eaves.

A: "It's really annoying. I wish I had a cigarette. "

B: "I have cigarettes."

C: "I have a light."

A: "I am ... addicted."

One day, the stone bullied the egg again.

The egg can't bear to say, "Although I can't touch you, I will turn into a rotten egg and stink you."

One day, a funeral car drove out of the funeral home, and a child ran out and caught up with it, crying and shouting, "Dad! Dad! Don't go ... "

People around are sympathetic to the child and are preparing to comfort him. Suddenly, the funeral car stopped, and the driver got off and said to the child, "What's that noise? Dad will take you to play after work! "

6,5 deeply loved 1, but when it expressed its love, it was rejected by 1.

5 roared: "Why is this?"

1 Whispered: "My mother said that your beer belly is definitely unhealthy."

7. A fish asked the guy next to him, "What kind of fish are you? What's your name? Why is it so strange? "

The guy next to him said, "First of all, I'm not a fish, I'm a man;" Second, my name is Qu Yuan, and I'm fucking drowning. Third, I told you once seven seconds ago, so leave me alone! "

8. A big man in black came to the hotel and shouted to the bartender, "Xiao Er, give me all the good food and wine, or I'll kill you!"

"Yes, sir."

As a result, Xiao Er died ~ ~ ~ because Xiao Er listened to "dining tables" as "leeks".