What's the funny joke you've ever heard? Let's share it, regardless of the vegetarian diet.

1, girlfriend: "You said that I spend money like water every day, so tell me how to save money?"

Boyfriend: "As long as you spend no more than we earn, you can save money!" " "

2. girlfriend: "why?"

Me: "I'm here to talk about business with Ma Yun in Jianlin!"

Girlfriend "speaks human words!"

Me: "I surf the Internet in Wanda and shop on a treasure."

3. Girlfriend: "Great, I borrowed 8,000 yuan from Alipay, and then decisively uninstalled Alipay. Ma Yun can't find me anymore! "

Boyfriend: "You idiot, Alipay belongs to real-name registration system, you should throw away your ID card!" " "

4. My buddy is lovelorn. I advised him: "Your girlfriend should be distressed!"

The buddy asked, "She abandoned me. What's wrong with her? " ? ! "

Me: "She may be crying with joy!"

My buddy hooked up with a girl outside. I said, "She is not as beautiful as your wife. Are you still looking for her? "

Buddy: "People who are popular every day occasionally want to change their tastes. Stinky tofu should be good! " "

6. Me: How do you talk to strange girls? It's too cliche to call a beauty, and it's too frivolous to call a little sister. It's cheaper to call a classmate after that age.

Buddy: Bodhisattva?