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Children's disobedience makes me feel good or bad, and I feel uncomfortable watching anything! Can anyone tell two jokes?

horror story-dry the blood

The Three Gorges has passed long ago, and it's nothing strange. Instead, I have a longing for the ghost town of Fengdu, and I really want to see it.

I stood at the stern and looked at the river, waiting for Fengdu to arrive. The wind was strong, but it didn't blow into my heart at all, and my heart was still so warm. At this time, a man came, and his accent was from Sichuan. I went over and asked him, "How long before Fengdu arrives?" He stood there for a long time before saying, "I don't know, I haven't heard of Fengdu!" " Judging from his accent, he is definitely from Sichuan. How come he doesn't even know Feng? It seems that it is not. . . . . . It's getting dark, but up to now, I haven't even seen a small town, let alone Fengdu. It seems that I can't see it again before dark, and I can't help feeling a little sorry. I sighed, and then the wind blew into my heart, which was very cold.

Back in the cabin, the people inside seemed to be isolated from the world, sleeping, lying or watching TV, and regarded others as transparent and self-centered. I walked gently to my bed, propped my hands on two more beds, and sat down on the bed, trying not to invade them. I sleep in the upper bunk. I hate the upper bunk. I picked up the Reader I bought before I got on the boat and read it, but I didn't mind reading at all, because I was still thinking about Fengdu.

It's getting late. Sleepers have already entered their inner world, and those who are lying down and watching TV have also gone to look for the man of their dreams. I'm still turning over a book that I haven't read a word. I also want to see Fengdu in my dream, but I can't sleep. It seems that Fengdu is just around the corner, because I feel that the ship is slowly coming to shore. The announcement outside rang: "Comrades, this passenger ship has arrived at Fengdu Wharf. Please pack your luggage and get ready to disembark!" As soon as I jumped up, I jumped to the ground and rushed out of the cabin at the fastest speed, but I was disappointed. The sky outside was dark, except for the ship and the dock, and there seemed to be fog on the mountain. There were a few "lights" on sporadically, vaguely, vaguely and inexplicably mysterious, and my heart was cold again.

I tightened my clothes and looked at the people getting on and off the boat. It was nothing special, so I turned my eyes to the mountain city in the dark fog to feel the desolation of the ghost town. There were a few lights missing. On the way down the hill to the dock, two red dots suddenly appeared and ran towards the dock, but they seemed to float over. My eyes are big, and my heart seems unwilling to stay in my chest, and I want to jump outside. Near, they arrived at the dock, they are not running, nor drifting, but walking, walking quietly, but can they walk so fast? Besides, they don't seem tired.

The ship left again, and I went back to the cabin. The only change for the isolated people was to turn over. And there were two more people in the cabin-two girls who got on the boat in Fengdu. They seemed to be two sisters. They were beautiful sisters, and their eyes were opposite. A chill ran through my eyes, and even the whole cabin gradually cooled down with their eyes, because those sleeping people were wrapped in blankets. Before they came in, they didn't cover anything.

they only bought a bunk, and the two of them squeezed into a bed. Without saying anything, they all entered their own world. I looked at them, and because of their beauty, I couldn't help saying, "Are you going to Chongqing?" After a long time, a voice from my ear cooled my whole body: "Yes!" " It was the girl who looked older, and I shuddered: "Ha ha, it's great that we are on the same road!" Ha ha, it's so cold! " "Go to sleep if you are cold!" This sentence was like an order, which made me irresistible, so I went to the damn upper berth. At this time, the cabin was like a summer winter night. I wrapped my blanket tightly and my eyes became heavier and heavier, and then the Duke of Zhou came to pick me up. . . . . .

"Go and wipe the blood off. Go on, wipe the blood off. Go on, wipe the blood off. . . . . . !” The same sentence, kept drilling into my ear, felt like sleeping in the ice and snow, I sneezed and rubbed my eyes. The light is still on, but it is very weak, because there is ice on the lamp tube. It is incredible that the heat of the lamp tube is so strong that it actually freezes. Who believes it, but I have to believe it. Although the eyes sometimes deceive themselves, they can never deceive me this time, because the facts are right in front of my eyes. I didn't have time to be shocked, and I was eager to know what happened to the two sisters. But where there are their figures, the beds are neat, and no one has slept at all. I looked at the other beds again-this time I was too late to be shocked-every bed was scarlet, but it didn't flow because it was frozen. Suddenly, the words in my dream rang again: "Go, wipe off the blood. . . . . . !” Alas, I can't resist the sound, because I find that I'm already doing it. The blood is frozen, so hard and cold that even the ice will feel ashamed. After a long time, I finally threw all my blood into the river. After throwing the last piece, I dare not go back to the cabin. I want to be warm on the deck.

I walked slowly to the stern, found a place to sit down, lit a cigarette with my back to the wind, but I couldn't smoke without smoking a few mouthfuls, and the fire went out. I threw away my cigarette, wondering, and suddenly I felt that someone was digging behind me, but I couldn't turn back, but I didn't feel any pain. Then, I saw something being thrown into the river-meat, bones, heart, liver, lungs, kidneys, intestines and hands. Then I couldn't stand, because I saw one foot flying into the river, followed by another, and finally. At the moment before my head fell into the river, I saw it, I heard it-I saw the mysterious and gloomy whole ship, and a crew member stood behind where I was just now; I heard it: "Go and dry the blood! . . . . . 。”