Humorous remarks about Dog Days

Dog Days Humor (generally 160 sentences)

With the rapid development of social network platforms such as WeChat, Weibo, QQ, etc., more and more people will post in Moments Talking is used to share daily life and one's own feelings. Do you know what kind of words are special? Below are the humorous remarks about Dog Days that I have collected and compiled. You are welcome to learn from them and refer to them. I hope they will be helpful to you.

Dog Days Humor 1

1. Weave cool straw hats, write cool things, collect cool streams, approach cool lakes, bring the cool breeze, and enjoy the coolness The fallen leaves accept the cool rain and drive away the heat of summer; the summer has arrived, and I send you a cool text message, hoping you can feel a bit of coolness!

2. The sun is scorching outside, but the house is extremely cool; the river flows outside, and the house is filled with sunshine; the flowers are fragrant outside, and the grass grows inside; the rain is cool outside, and the wind is rippling inside; the mobile phone is ringing outside. , text messages are flying in the house; the dog days of summer are here, even if the outside is infinitely good, just stay happy and happy in the house!

3. Special weather, I love you the most. In the hot summer weather, I miss you the most. I carefully compiled blessing text messages, exuding fruity fragrance and containing cool affection, and sent them to you in time when you need them most. I wish you a happy and comfortable Dog Day.

4. In the dog days of summer, take the sunshine as your companion. Be a "show off guest" and show off your work to keep you prosperous. Show off your luck and keep you lucky. Show off your worries and keep you safe. Run away from your worries; show yourself to the sun and ensure that everything is fine for you.

5. In the special weather, I care about you the most; in the dog season, I care about you the most; I carefully compile blessing text messages, exuding fruit fragrance and full of cool affection, and send them to you in time when you need them most. I wish you a happy and comfortable Futian!

6. In the dog days of summer and sauna days, food maintenance is very important; watermelon, tomatoes, and seaweed can clear away heat, mung beans, lilies, and cucumbers can clear away and nourish the body, and red beans, pumpkin, barley, and spleen can nourish the stomach. Eating more of these foods can prevent heatstroke. I wish you a happy and prosperous life!

7. In the dog days of summer, please pay attention to mood warnings. Yellow warning, heat index 10; orange warning, muggy index 10; red warning: irritability index 10. Solution: often receive cool green text messages from friends!

8. When the dog days come, avoid exposure to the sun, balance work and rest, eat more vegetables, greasy and spicy food is best to say goodbye, drink tea often, relax your mind, get enough sleep, avoid getting angry, and carry anti-stroke medicine with you. , stay healthy and always be happy!

9. In the dog days of summer, I will give you "three eliminations": one is to relieve your worries, the other is to relieve the heat and feel refreshed, and the third is to eliminate the worries happily. I will give you "three smiles": one smile will solve all your worries, two smiles will keep you energetic, and three smiles will keep you young. I wish you a happy and happy life.

10. In the hot weather, I will give you the "Jingxin Oral Liquid". The ingredients are: contentment, happiness and indifference, and no distracting thoughts. Instructions for use: Take three times a day during the dog days of summer. Efficacy: After taking it, you will be refreshed and refreshed. I wish you a happy Dog Day and three blessings every day!

11. It’s so hot in the dog days of summer. I recommend you to watch Bad Joke. It’s so cold that it will chill you to death. I recommend you to watch Mango Terrace, Lei Lei Lei, you will be shocked to death. I recommend you send more text messages, Lelele, I’ll be happy for you.

12. I’ll give you a happy Rubik’s Cube in the dog days of summer. There are floating clouds on one side and coolness on the other. I wish you stay away from the heat and overcome your worries. There is wind on one side and rain on the other. I wish you the wind and the rain. On the one hand, I care about you, on the other hand, I wish you happiness every day and comfort all the time.

13. Someone asked me what my wish is. I hope to be a towering tree that can shield you from the sun and bring you coolness on such dog days. Pay attention to rest during the dog days of summer, and be sure not to suffer from heat stroke!

14. Pay attention to preventing heat stroke during the dog days of summer. In order to test the prevention of heat stroke, a heat test chart is issued: Summer rains can cool down in bursts, drink more tea to cool down. Dryness, prevention of insect bites, optimistic and carefree mood, strong physical and oral exercise, Jingyou can survive the hot summer.

15. If you can read and understand without stopping, congratulations on your heatstroke! I will be your electric fan to blow away the three-volt heat. I will be your electric mosquito swatter to electrocute the mosquitoes that bite you.

16. I will be your wet towel to wipe the sweat from your forehead.

I'll be your sunscreen to prevent ultraviolet rays from turning you into little black coal! It’s the dog days of summer, call me if you need anything!

17. A new week begins, and new blessings arrive! I wish you a smooth journey on Monday, bright eyes on Tuesday, three times the profit on Wednesday, stable business on Thursday, making money with five fingers on Friday, clear bowels on Saturday, and great blessings on Sunday!

18. Occasional busyness does not mean forgetfulness; with the arrival of a new day, I hope you are in a good mood; the greetings that have been missed will be compensated together this time; all the concerns are condensed into this text message, I hope you will be happy every day Every tomorrow is happier than today.

19. It is true that the Huangmei season rain is coming, and the weather is dull! Laugh three times, hahaha, no matter what spring, autumn, winter or summer! I usually have a lot of work pressure, so I can reduce the stress by editing text messages! Say hello and say hello, get in touch to chat, and wish you a good mood in the rainy season.

20. Don’t be too tired at work, don’t be too depressed, drink more water in summer, and party more on weekends. Friendship is the most precious, friends are sincere to each other, add some fun to life, and be happy every day! have a nice weekend!

21. The hottest days are nothing but the dog days of summer, and the dog days of summer give you three surrenders: first, surrender to the high temperature, and enjoy the coolness everywhere; second, surrender to worries, and the sad face will turn into a smile; third, surrender to friendship, and care for the heart. With a few words of greeting "three", I wish you a happy life!

22. The dog days are here, don’t be stupid, pay attention to rest, spend the summer safely, blow the air-conditioning, eat watermelon, listen to music, sip tea, send text messages, express your concerns, and cool down. Heatstroke prevention, best for recreation.

23. The clothes know the summer, the love is strong, the friendship is like wine, there is no joy or worry when parting and joining; the years go by, and suddenly looking back, the mellow greeting is still the same; friendship stays with each other, never leaves the left and right, and is sent with a smile This greeting; wish you a happy weekend!

24. b0c sends you a drop of summer rain, bringing you a cool and refreshing heart. Send you a gust of summer breeze to blow away your fatigue and sadness. I send you a summer blessing and my thoughts and care for you. Take care of yourself in the early weather, and may you always be happy and healthy!

25. Expose your body to the scorching sun and let the sweat flow silently and evaporate quietly until the haze in your soul is completely transparent, like pure crystal. I like the feeling of thirst, enjoy the irritability all over my body, and start my purgatory life!

26. Sleep on your shoulders and let your worries fall asleep; listen to your heart and let your sorrows pour over; lie on your mind to search for treasures and let loneliness escape; my dearest friend, Chufutian Come, may you lie in the arms of summer and act coquettishly, be your own master, be happy and carefree!

27. Sanfu gives you three cool treasures: the first cool text message, which is seen in the eyes, cool in the heart, and refreshing in the body; the second cool blessing, cultivates the body, and has a balanced diet, and is extremely comfortable; the third treasure is cool I wish that the hottest days of summer will pass soon, don’t be anxious; let the three cool treasures bring you cool enjoyment in the dog days of summer!

28. I send you a coolness and refreshment, I send you a bouquet of flowers to put you in a good mood, I send you blessings and thoughtful words, I send you joyful messages, I care about my friends without hesitation, and I calmly get through the cold weather.

29. No matter how high the mountain is, there will be immortals and spirits. No matter how deep the water is, there will be spirits if there are dragons. It doesn’t matter how many words you have, just have a heart of sincere blessings. The third day of the lunar month has arrived, and blessings have arrived. I send you a cold blessing, and forget all your worries!

30. In the dog days of summer, don’t worry. Let me amuse you and guess the riddle: “Three horizontal lines and three vertical lines, three strokes and three strokes.” Type one word. If you guess it correctly, I will give you a "forest" to cool you down; if you guess not, I will give you a "forest" to cool you down during the hot summer! Dog Days Humor 2

1. Someone asked me what my wish is. I hope to be a towering tree that can shield you from the sun and bring you coolness on such dog days. Pay attention to rest during the Dog Days, and be sure not to suffer from heat stroke!

2. Dog Days gives you six heart-warming reminders: Calm your mind, relax your mind, open your heart, be calm, have a clear mind, and be cheerful. Remind you to share these six hearts with the people closest to you.

3. Summer is coming, care is coming, health and safety are the most important; flowers are smiling, bees are singing, I am always thinking about you in my heart; text messages are sent, blessings are coming, and sincere greetings are sent: I wish you a summer Be in a good mood and enjoy a beautiful life.

4. In the dog days of summer, with the sun as your companion, be a "show off guest" and show off your work to keep you prosperous; show off your luck and keep you lucky; show off your worries and keep you safe. Run away from your worries; show yourself to the sun and ensure that everything is fine for you.

5. Exercise in the winter and in the summer. Follow the four seasons and adapt to the cold and heat. Exercise in hot weather to speed up the sweat glands. Exercise at the right time to prevent heat stroke. Swimming is the best activity for fitness. Be careful. Don’t do it. At noon, keep the tips in mind and wish you happiness!

6. With the coming of summer, avoid exposure to the sun, balance work and rest, eat more vegetables, greasy and spicy food, it is best to say goodbye, drink tea often, relax your mind, get enough sleep, avoid getting angry, and carry anti-stroke medicine with you. , stay healthy and always be happy!

7. The flowers are blooming in spring and the fragrance of autumn fruits is scorching in summer and frosty in winter. It’s the most wonderful time of the year, sending a text message to express your heartfelt feelings. Although the work is very busy, there is no harm in having fun every day. I sincerely wish you all the best and happiness.

8. The frogs croak in the pond late, and the shade is thick and the summer trees are thick. The breeze accompanies the bright moon, gentle and clear beside the stream. Lying quietly and counting the stars, the fragrance of flowers makes your dreams sweet. The beginning of autumn is coming, igniting summer passion and looking for summer romance.

9. Where are the three volts? It’s here; where’s the sun? It’s getting hot; where’s the temperature? It’s hot; where are your friends? Here it is; where are the text messages? Here they are; where are your cares? There are them; where are your blessings? Just take a look. Well: I wish you no heatstroke during the hot summer and a happy and good mood!

10. Borrow a little coolness from the North Pole, some refreshment from the Antarctic, a breeze from the East China Sea, a refreshment from the West Sea, and use these The text message is packed and sent to you. I hope you will be in a good mood and spend the dog days coolly.

11. Hot weather can easily lead to boredom. I have specially sent messengers from spring, autumn and winter to meditate for you. The spring breeze blows on your cheeks - comfortable. Drink a cup of tea made from autumn chrysanthemums - soothe your nerves. Snowflakes cover your skin - It's cool, a small gift is not a sign of respect, it's just for your peaceful and joyful smile.

12. The dryness of the sky is actually the dryness of the heart, the dryness of the heart is actually the external disturbance, the external disturbance is actually the care, and the care is actually the lack of tranquility. Send a text message to wish your friend a peaceful and peaceful summer.

13. Sanfu health care is very important. The water intake and output is not normal. Drink more boiled water and a few drinks less. The body will sweat more, which is better than eating a big meal. Keep enough salt, pay attention to the pH, and your own body constitution will be clear to you. , choose a water bottle according to your physique.

14. The three blessings are coming, and the three blessings are shining: the first blessing is no troubles and endless joy, the second blessing is endless wealth, and the three blessings are always on the road to happiness. Wish you: Happy Futian!

15. Pay attention to preventing heatstroke during the dog days of summer. In order to test the prevention of heatstroke, a heat test chart is issued: summer rain bursts to relieve the heat, drink more tea to reduce dryness, prevent insect bites, and be optimistic and carefree. By exercising physically and mentally, Jingyou can survive the intense heat.

16. The weather is really hot in the summer, the sun is so bright, the temperature is so high, it’s hard to cool off for a while. In the summer, you have to keep your mind really quiet and eat really well. Light enough. It is true that in the hot summer weather, you should pay attention to preventing heatstroke.

17. In the dog days of summer, in order to cool down, look for something. Eating watermelon and blowing a fan, I feel nothing. Chewing ice cubes, blowing on the air conditioner, a little cool. Entering the ice cave and visiting the glacier will make your teeth chatter. If it’s not enough, find a peak and jump down, it’s absolutely freezing!

18. The weather is hot in the summer, and life is difficult. Don’t think about your worries, and don’t forget to prevent heatstroke. Friends who care, I will give you three "fu" ": The family is very lucky to have "Fu". It is blessed with "Fu" all the time and enjoys "Fu" every day.

19. Summer is here, mobile phones are noisy, and whose blessings are screaming. The weather is dry, pour the tea, carbonated drinks are noisy, the sun is shining, and the temperature is high. Wear a sun hat when going out, take a cold shower, and blow Air conditioning, the temperature drops sharply and it is easy to catch a cold. Hello friends, wonderful blessings, forward the blessings to eliminate the cold.

20. Sauna day, the sun is scorching hot, and the heat is scorching. Drink more water, eat light food, and reduce outdoor activities sharply. The mind should be calm, the body should be healthy, and stay happy every day. Sending care and blessings, subduing high temperatures and boundless joy. Humorous Talk about Dog Days 3

1. Dog Days is the best time of the year to remove dampness and cold. It can improve irregular menstruation due to cold palace, improve cold hands and feet, and increase resistance. It is the cheapest way to maintain good health. Don't miss it.

2. I am really a perseverant health-preserving girl. From one to ten o'clock every night, I am so sleepy that I can't open my eyes. When the dog days come, I can still insist on soaking in boiling hot water every day.

3. As the saying goes, "Wine to nourish Sanjiu, and summer to nourish Sanfu." Summer is the hottest and humid day of the year, and the poison of heat and humidity is the most severe. However, it is also a good time to maintain health and avoid diseases. Do this at this time. With good moxibustion, I get less sick throughout the year.

4. On the first day of dog days health check-in, drink ginger, jujube and brown sugar water, drink a lot of warm water, and run for a lap.

5. When you get ready today, drink a bowl of "codonopsis, angelica, astragalus, wolfberry and mutton soup" to warm the spleen and strengthen the spleen, remove dampness and cold, and drive away the poison and moisture in winter and spring.

6. The dog days of summer are when the three qi of "steam, heat, and humidity" intersect. During this time, our bodies will experience a lot of discomfort due to the hot weather, such as dizziness, loss of appetite, etc. In order to reduce and avoid this situation, we should eat porridge in the morning and evening and have a light diet.

7. Health Tips: To stay healthy during the dog days of summer, eat more three melons: bitter melon, loofah, and winter melon.

8. During the dog days of summer, you should drink hot and warm water instead of iced and cold water. You should insist on soaking your feet and keep in good health from now on.

9. During the dog days of health maintenance, avoid exposure to cold and cold. Cicadas chirp and dragonflies stand on the tops of lotuses.

10. Others enjoy spicy food during the dog days of summer, but I have learned to maintain health during the dog days of summer because I have a group of good colleagues who pay attention to health.

11. The dog days of summer are here. Don’t eat ice or drink cold drinks. Keep good health and live attentively.

12. The dog days of summer are here, so you must stick to the health + exercise mode.

13. The dog days of summer are the hottest, humid and sultry days of the year. The dog days of summer are not only a good time to maintain health, but also a day when you need to avoid illness.

14. I am in ambush today! There are a lot of things you need to pay attention to if you want to have a good time in the dog days, especially if you have a damp-cold constitution and are prone to cold hands and feet, so take a closer look!

15. In the dog days of summer, I drink five-flavor health soup. It warms my body and bones.

16. The dog days of summer are here, and the elderly have to start the health maintenance mode again.

17. I have arranged to soak my feet last night. I insist on soaking my feet every night. I am getting old and I can’t do it if I don’t maintain my health.

18. Dog Days is a month of the year when the heat is unbearable. It is also the best time to prevent diseases and maintain good health. As the old saying goes: "Watch for three-nine in winter and raise three in summer." Avoid cold drinks and direct air conditioning. , moxibustion is advisable, and energy bath is advisable.

19. In the summer, I started drinking red bean and barley tea, and last night I started soaking my feet in hot water to become a 90-year-old.

20. Today is the 4th day of Dog Day. As the saying goes, "Winter nourishes Sanjiu and summer nourishes Sanfu." During Dog Day, you can drink some warming and tonic soup, which can enhance appetite, dispel dampness and toxins, and replenish deficiency and strengthen the body.

21. Life is still beautiful because there is love, dreams, pressure and motivation.

22. I have been addicted to the dog-day health poison since last year. I don’t eat cold food during the dog-day, and I have to give up the snow-top coffee that can keep me alive in the hot summer. But since yesterday, I have been unable to eat it. I was in a very depressed state, and it was very difficult to endure it for a month.

23. The "dog days" are the hottest, humid and sultry days of the year. This is what the common people call the "bitter summer". During this season, attention should be paid to increasing nutrition. The food should be light and easy to digest. Eat less greasy and spicy food, drink less alcohol, and smoke less.

24. In the dog days of summer, drink water, sweat, and soak your feet. I am serious about keeping healthy.

25. In the dog days of summer, I can’t blow on the air conditioner while drinking Chinese medicine! I feel that I am very hard-working, and as I get older, I have to learn to maintain my health. I am no longer the one who can leak my ankles in winter!

26. Purely handmade donkey hide gelatin cake, taking advantage of the dog days of summer to condition the body. If you have checked your eyes, you are a person who knows how to maintain good health and internal adjustment.

27. In the dog days of summer, start drinking tea. Rush towards health care for middle-aged and elderly people.

28. The dog days of summer are here. I advise you to hold on, don’t drink cold food, eat cold food. I am keeping healthy and I am the most beautiful.

29. Come on, come on, promise not to drink ice in the dog days of summer, and be a healthy girl.

30. In the dog days of summer, both men and women should maintain their health with the attitude of confinement. Humorous Talk about Dog Days 4

1. When heaven is about to bring great blessings to you, you must first roast your bones and bones, scald your skin and flesh, fry your five internal organs, steam your internal organs, and dry your skin to make the sweat in your body disappear. After feeling depressed, you will feel refreshed, the world will be clear, and the auspiciousness will appear. Happy Xiaoshu!

2. In the dog days of summer, the scorching sun outdoors is annoying. I just wish it was not cold for nine days. I am impatient and angry. I am looking forward to the message to cool down the fire. The message is transmitted to the mobile phone, and the message brings a burst of rain and a cold heart. The air is as refreshing as the wind, so I pass the message on to you and let you come and enjoy the wind.

3. Five types of people should beware of "emotional heat stroke" in the dog days of summer: people who are under long-term stress, people who are not good at communicating with others, people who have weak psychological endurance, people who are competitive, people who suffer from high blood pressure and diabetes. , asthma, anorexia and other diseases.

4. Confucius said: Aren’t you afraid of the three volts coming from afar? Isn’t it healthy to eat less cold drinks and popsicles? Isn’t it a gentleman to receive wishes and forward them to friends? Zigong replied: Yes, yes!

5. A few days ago, it happened to be a plum rainy day. The sun was gone and my heart felt cold. I thought about the past and recalled the beautiful shadows. It was hard to fall asleep in the quiet night. I just waited for the crisp autumn day, and I talked about my anger and resentment as a joke. I wish you a happy digital season!

6. The three treasures of health preservation in the dog days: small heat and great heat, steaming at the top and boiling at the bottom. Three treasures for health preservation during the dog days. Replenish physical strength, relieve fever and prevent heat stroke. The first treasure, eel, nourishes the body and replenishes qi; the second treasure, lotus root, nourishes and relieves heat; the third treasure, mung bean, clears away heat and detoxifies.

7. The three treasures of health preservation in the dog days: the first treasure is eel, which nourishes the body and replenishes qi; the second treasure is lotus root, which is nutritious and relieves heat; the third treasure is mung bean, which clears away heat and detoxifies. The entrance to the three treasures, the three volts of health. Be careful to prevent heat stroke and relieve fever.

8. It’s so lively when I first arrive. I get up early to make dumplings and make noodles in the middle, and eat pancakes and scrambled eggs at the last minute. Eat happiness and contentment, and be in a happy mood all the time. The sweetness will always be with you. Keep your blessings in mind. In my heart, live happily forever! It’s early spring, so remember to prevent heatstroke!

9. The dog days of summer are coming again. I know you are sultry, so I send you my sincere blessings: Capture true love in love, capture happiness in work, capture enthusiasm in career, and capture health in health care. May you capture true love in love, capture happiness in work, capture enthusiasm in career, and capture health in health care. You capture the coolness in my text message. If you forward it, you will capture double happiness!

10. The fragrance of rice flowers speaks of a good harvest. Summer blessings are sent to me. I listen to the sound of frogs and send you blessings. The summer wind blows my thoughts. My caring feelings will never change. I send you my true love. It can be seen that the coolness and refreshing summer are always with you.

11. In this hot dog day, in order to let this WeChat bring you a bit of coolness, I specially soaked my hands in a basin with ice and mint leaves. I hope you will accept it. When texting, you can feel the coolness of ice and the fragrance of mint!

12. The fragrance of lotus knows summer, and friendship is like wine. May you never have worries in your life. As the years go by, and you look back suddenly, the blessing will always remain the same; the dog days are here again, and the greetings will last for a long time, and the coolness will never leave you. May you have a happy and worry-free life!

13. The high temperature has not subsided recently, and you suffer from the heat every day; pay attention to cherish yourself, and don’t work too hard; eat more fruits during the day, and go to bed calmly at night; don’t get angry in a hurry, nourishing the heart and lungs is valuable ; You and I are friends, this reminder is free!

14. The weather is changeable, so keep a spare jacket; when the temperature drops, prevent colds; bring rain gear, so be prepared; thunder and lightning are common, so remember to be safe; use air conditioners and fans as little as possible; drink more boiled water to detoxify Moisten the intestines; say a few words and wish you good health!

15. Dear friend, the weather has been hot recently. I hope you will pay attention to heatstroke prevention. You must not take it lightly, let alone ignore it. Otherwise, you will be injured. Humorous Talk about Dog Days 5

1. Fields of lotus leaves, luxuriant mountain flowers, ripples of clear water, and gentle breeze capture a ray of coolness in the heat of summer, and pick up a ray of refreshment in the swaying green shade. As a blessing, I wish you peace of mind and a happy and fresh life!

2. The sun is a little stronger, the weather is a little hotter, the sweat is a little more, and the mood is a little irritable. It is better to be calmer, look a little calmer, live a little happier, and walk a little more freely. I wish you More than a little happiness!

3. The high temperatures in the three volts can easily lead to fatigue. Take a short nap at noon and eat light and non-greasy food to avoid hurting the intestines and stomach. A calm mind will naturally make you feel refreshed and you will be energetic without feeling tired. Remember to exercise, as a friend reminds you. Very precious, I wish you good health!

4. In the hot summer, the heat is coming. If the weather is not beautiful, people should pay attention. If you want to be happy, your health comes first. Eat healthily and get good rest. Survive the three volts and become invincible. May you be happy and safe every day!

5. In the early days of the fall, eat more vinegar, which will protect your spleen and stomach. If you are in the early fall, you will have more rest and a good mental state. In the early fall, you will eat more bitter foods and the liver will not be angry. In the early fall, you will have more blessings and keep in touch with friends. Dear friend, I wish you a happy new life and may you live more energetically.

6. There is a period of time that will be engraved in my heart; there is a memory that will become more fragrant the longer it lasts; there is a feeling that is broad and great; there is a friend that will always be missed; there is a blessing that will follow you like a shadow; in the hot summer, Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and wish you good health!

7. The white clouds in the sky never promise to go or stay, but they stay with each other day and night; the stars never promise light to the night, but they try to shine; friends never tell each other that they miss each other, but they always care! Friends, be careful to prevent heatstroke when the weather gets hot!

8. The scorching summer heat is unbearable, and it’s no wonder that you are tired all day long. Drink a bowl of mung bean soup to relieve the heat and feel comfortable; eat a slice of watermelon to cool down and feel refreshed; send a text message as a greeting. Have a nice day!

9. The hot and humid days of summer are high, and epidemic diseases are easily induced. Swimming, Tai Chi, and travel, as well as proper exercise, will keep you in good physical condition. Eat more sweet and cool food in your daily diet. Add watermelon to acidic foods. It is a good food for replenishing qi and removing internal heat, such as milk melon. Fruits and vegetables. I wish you have a good time in the cool weather!

10. In the dog days of summer, it is really hot. I send you a blessing to congratulate you: the hot weather cannot match your passion, the scorching sun cannot match your career, and the sweat and rain cannot match the money you earn. I wish you good fortune, wealth, luck, and a wonderful life in the dog days of summer!

11. Take more rest when the weather is hot. You have enough time to work. Even if the weather is dull, you can watch some jokes and still feel good. It is so hot in the dog days of summer that you can’t be idle with text messages on your mobile phone. Tell your relatives and friends to prevent heatstroke. Most important.

12. Fold the coolness into a star, use the breeze to make a wishing bottle, name it after happiness, draw a picture with happiness, color it with comfort, draw a picture of blessing on the wishing bottle, and put the cool stars in it. Breeze's wishing bottle. Hire the person you trust most to keep the wishing bottle and be its permanent owner. In these dog days, let it accompany you with its coolness forever.

13. In the hot summer, I send you a piece of green leaf, with the coolness of summer; I send you a ray of cool breeze, with the fragrance of blessing; I send you a wish, accompanied by the joy of the soul, I sincerely wish you May you be happy, healthy and blessed!

14. The dog days of summer are here, and the heat is hard to get rid of. Cool blessings bring smiles. I send you a hug to give you the most solid support; I send you a piece of happiness and the auspicious stars will shine on you. That’s how friends are, they stay with you until you grow old!

15. Come to a bottle of Coke to make your mood happy, come to a bottle of Jingwei to wake up your thoughts, come to a bottle of Fanta to make happiness arrive, come to a bottle of Orange to make everything you want come true, come to a bottle of iced black tea to make Time is refreshing all summer, and another bottle of greetings will make you smile. Dog Days Humor Talk 6

1. Dog Days has come quietly. Do you know that I am thinking of you? You are so moved that those are my tears of missing you. I would like to send you a piece of coolness with my tears. My beloved, you must be happy? I wish you will be passionate in the dog days of summer and always full of energy.

2. The sun’s disk will not move away at noon, and all nations will be like in a torrential furnace. The clouds on the green stems of the Five Mountains are extinguished, and the sorrowful waves on the seabed of Yanghou are exhausted.

3. As the warm spring comes to an end, the warm spring breeze leads us into the hot summer. Miss Chun quietly left, leaving everything to us. Wishing my friends a passionate summer!

4. I just met a stranger on the street, and he turned into a mature person in the blink of an eye!

5. The summer weather forgets the three volts, and the chilly weather forces the fifth watch.

6. It’s too hot! Sure enough, it’s the dog days of summer, and the temperature is 37 degrees. I can’t stop looking at it, right? It really felt too hot.

7. How to get rid of the heat and live in the same hospital. There is nothing growing in front of me, but there is a breeze under the window.

8. Believe that there will be strange things in the journey to the west. This year, I will read books on the doggy night.

9. How could the golden wind blow overnight and sweep away the heat in the world for me? "Summer in the Mountain Pavilion" The green trees in the Tang Dynasty are dense and the summer is long, and the towers are reflected in the pond. 10. The fields after summer are like an endless sea of ??green onions, and the earth in the dog days is like a steaming furnace.

11. Heat dissipates when the mind is calm, and coolness makes the room empty. At this time, I am content with myself, and it is difficult to be like others.

12. Add cucumbers to peanuts, and diarrhea will be difficult to stop; add tofu to cakes, and the meat will go crazy; tea and eggs will fight against gastric juice; seafood and fruits will make you lie on your back due to poisoning. Milk plus orange is not easy to absorb.

13. Autumn tiger after the twilight period, pay attention to the accurate and reliable weather, prevent heatstroke and cold, prevent colds, nourish more and prevent more, take more nourishment, send long text messages and long greetings, pay attention and care, friends, a good harvest is just around the corner, best wishes Friends, all your wishes come true.

14. The "dog days of summer" are about to enter, everyone should pay attention to preventing heatstroke and cooling down, maintain a good mood every day, and be calm and cool naturally.

15. There are no vulgar things in the north window, and there is still coolness in the summer weather.

16. The bright moon comes out of Haotian, and the dense forest spreads the light. The bitter nights in midsummer are short, so open the xuan to enjoy the slight coolness.

17. Yuan Ming should laugh at people, but he will not go back if he has the foundation. "Dengshu Pavilion" During the Tang and Yuan Dynasties, it was very hot, so I tried to visit Dengshu Pavilion.

18. The most important thing in life is the state of mind: if the heart is cold, it is still cold in the third volt; if the heart is hot, the cold winter is like June; if the heart is tired, it is lively and lonely; if the heart is in love, it is quiet and noisy; If the honey pot is bitter, it will also be coptis; if the heart is sweet and tasteless, it will also be tasteful.

19. Don’t you see, the horses and rivers are walking along the snowy seaside, and the flat sand is vast and yellow. ——Cen Shen's "Zou Ma Chuan March to Send Off the Army to the Western Expedition"

20. Egrets fly in the desert paddy fields, and orioles sing in the overcast summer trees. In the mountains, I quietly watch the hibiscus trees, and under the pine tree, I fold the dew sunflowers.

21. Keep things in check to encourage each other to make new things, and love your children to retain their spring.

22. I must have no desires, and I can’t help myself. And when it comes to Min Yu, who knows how to hide the ice?

23. The hot weather is not something to be taken lightly. Bring a patchouli to prevent dizziness. Eat less greasy food to avoid getting angry. Eat more vegetables and fruits. Send caring messages to those around you. May you be healthy and happy every day.

24. Jiuyan Ninghua is in bloom, but it is snowing in the middle of the dog days.

25. The hottest day is the dog days of summer, so I will give you three talisman stickers during the dog days. Place one patch on your back to prevent heatstroke, remove moisture and maintain health. The two stickers are placed on your head to relieve worries and calm your mind as sweet as honey. Three stickers are posted outside the home to avoid the high temperature and heat. May you be cool every day and may your whole family be happy. Humorous Talk about Dog Days 7

1. It’s so hot at noon when we enter Dog Days, and it feels like a steamer when leaving the air-conditioned room.

2. The dog days bring hotness and anxiety; the cool breeze is loved by everyone; the cool dew moistens the heart and mind; the sound of wishes brings wealth; the sincerity brings happiness and sweetness; the sound of friendship brings constant connection; I miss you and pray for your smile; a short text message raises my head to express my blessings.

3. The dog days are here. May my text messages bring you refreshment. May my wishes bring you refreshment. May my friendship bring you refreshment. Please keep a calm mind in the dog days of summer. .

4. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will generate heat. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.

5. Today begins the Dog Days. "Dog Days" is the hottest time of the year. Although the weather is hot, everything is luxuriant. We must also take advantage of the sunshine to grow well. Good morning!

6. The city is still hot, and the autumn light reaches the wild people’s homes first.

7. It’s dog days. What do you mean by dog ??days? Of course, happiness is "falling" on you, good luck is easily "fallen" by you, and good fortune is also coming to "fall" obediently. In the dog days of summer, I wish you a cool and good mood!

8. The weather is hot and scorching, and the cool breeze is hard to find; the clear rain and dew nourish the heart and mind; the blessings are the best; in the days of the Close-Door Festival, friends from far away I send you my most sincere wishes: the dog days of summer will be cool and pleasant.

9. The greetings of Dog Day are warm and I send you my ardent care; the greetings of Dog Day are warm and I send you warm blessings; the greetings of Dog Day are cool and I send you summer blessings. The coolness of the day. I wish you good health and happiness, my friend.

10. I will be your wet towel to wipe the sweat from your forehead. I'll be your sunscreen to prevent ultraviolet rays from turning you into little black coal! It’s the dog days of summer, call me if you need anything!

11. It’s extremely hot during the summer season. Here are some cooling methods to relieve the heat: kick out the cold water pipes, remove the refrigerator door, enter the cellar from the ground, sweat while watching ghost movies, and laugh out loud at cold jokes! Although it’s hot in the summer, you still have to stay in a good mood!

12. African friends have returned to their countries to escape the summer heat.

13. In the dog days, three blessings are given to you: a wife who is obedient and obedient, a happy and prosperous life, wealth, a smooth and smooth career, and good fortune. I wish you a good mood every day in the Dog Days, get paid easily, live happily, and have a happy Dog Days!

14. The scorching heat is coming, and the Ming Dynasty is in its double tenth year. Song Gao was pregnant and was born.

15. Two strangers become familiar just by looking at each other and smiling.

16. In the dog days, if you all want to cool down, I will bring it to you. If you all want to be healthy, I will bring it to you. I wish you can spend the hot festival happily and maintain a good mood every day. .

17. Regardless of the weather, if you stay for a short time, you will feel the cold weather and autumn.

18. What defeats me is not naivety but naive heat.

19. Chasing the coolness on a summer night" Song Yang Wanli, the night heat is still the same as the noon heat. The moon is bright when the door is opened. Deep in the bamboos and densely packed with insects, there is sometimes a slight coolness that is not the wind.

20. After lying down for a few days, sitting still makes people feel gaunt.

21. I am happy that the wind is clear and the summer is coming, and I can see the rain pressing down on the dust.

22. The green trees are shaded and the summer is long, and the balcony reflects into the pond.

23. In the mountains, I learn to watch the hibiscus trees quietly, and under the pine tree, I break the dew sunflower in Qingzhai.

24. I am still too immature when I am experiencing the twenty-first dog day of my life. Why is it so hot?

25. How can I become golden overnight? Sweep away the heat in the world.