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Yang Zhi is actually a "second" person. What kind of person is Yang Zhi?
This is only because Yang Zhi is a "second" person, and his whole appearance experience is "second". He thinks and does things for a little "second".
Yang Zhi's experience is closely related to "Er"
Yang Zhi was escorted twice. It was bad luck to escort Hua Shigang for the first time. The ship capsized in the Yellow River. People usually do "ten ambassadors", and nine ambassadors make mistakes, but he misses. Later, the birthday class that escorted Liang Zhongshu ended in failure. Interestingly, this birthday outline has been successfully grabbed for the second time. Last year, I didn't even leave any clues. Only the second robbery made people see a wonderful story.
Speaking of guards, Yang Zhi asked for officials twice. After making his first mistake, Yang Zhi finally waited until his crime was forgiven, collected a car full of money and things, and went to Beijing for activities, thinking of "reinstatement of officials". The second escort, Yang Zhi knew the journey was hard. He reported eight places frequented by powerful people, each of which was extremely dangerous, but Yang Zhi could not resist the temptation and agreed. First, Liang Zhongshu said, "If you send me the birthday outline, I will give you a compliment." Yang Zhi promised to come down and said, "I was appointed by Tao to write a book for you to come back." With this temptation, Yang Zhi had to go to Tokyo.
Yang Zhi received a car load of money and things, asking him to resume his post as an activity officer in Tokyo. After the water margin, it happened that Lin Chong took a warlord and they had a fight. Wang Lun, who was narrow-minded, was afraid that Lin couldn't help himself. Seeing that Yang Zhi is skilled in martial arts, I want to keep him, let Yang Zhi contain Lin Chong, and let him hold the stronghold. But Yang Zhi wanted to go back to Tokyo, so he didn't stay. Later, I lost my birthday program and once wanted to go to the water margin to become an outlaw, but "now I have a golden seal on my face." At this time, I have no ambition and face! So I went to Erlong Mountain again. But how can this Erlong Mountain compare with Water Margin? The reputation of the leader, the size of the stronghold and the public security environment are not on the same level as Liangshan, so this second mountain is still on the water margin.
Erlongshan "No.2" has nothing to say. The problem is that Yang Zhi wants to keep it for himself, but someone stands in his way. He is anxious for a second and can only be the second master of Erlong Mountain. Needless to say, even the man who made him commit a second crime is called Niu Er!
Yang Zhi is really a bit "two"
The word "two" is widely used now, so it is easy to understand. It turns out that as the saying goes, 500 cents for one hanging, and 25 cents for half hanging. Because a hanging string is too heavy to pay, it will be divided into two strings. Bad hanging is semi-hanging, and semi-hanging is 250, which is called "two" for short. Acting rashly without a good idea is also called "bipolar". Look at Yang Zhi, he really has such a "bipolar" temper!
After crossing the water margin, Yang Zhi was invited to go up the mountain. Wang Lun once advised him to stay. Yang Zhi thought about "official reinstatement" and didn't agree. In that society, there is nothing wrong with wanting to be an official. Isn't the civil and military examination all about being an official? The problem is that Yang Zhi is different from others. He is a criminal. Although his crime was pardoned, he will always be a person with a "criminal record". The point is, who is in charge of his "original unit"? Gao Qiu! Such a street thug can become Qiu, and Yang Zhi still dares to mix things with him. Really not a sensible person. Yang Zhi has been out for many years. He probably just heard that Gao Qiu was very successful in The Apprentice. Others don't know, but Wang Lun clearly told him that Yang Zhi didn't wake up. Wang Lun told Yang Zhi that "Gao Taiwei's colleagues are not good people", and Lin Chong in front of him is a good example. What's more, you used to be a "guilty person. Although you have forgiven him, it is difficult to reinstate him." What's more, "Gao Qiu fellow, now in the army". How can a capable person like you, Yang Zhi, "allow you"?
If Yang Zhi has doubts about what Wang Lun said, Lin Chong is just around the corner. You can ask Lin Chong at any time, right? Yang Zhi spent the night in Liangshan, but he still had time to find out the ins and outs of the matter. The fundamental reason is that Yang Zhi thinks that the money he carries is useful, and as long as he can return it to him, he can achieve his goal. Cheng Xiang, in the yamen dominated by people like Gao Qiu, martial arts, morality and justice can all be devalued, but official positions are on the rise. So, Yang spent his money, only to meet Gao Taiwei and get some humiliation.
In this matter, Yang Zhi is really "second".
Yang Zhi is also a "second" in killing cattle.
Yang Zhi spent all his money on buying an official, but failed, so he had to sell his ancestral treasure knife so that he could "put it elsewhere" as travelling expenses. Can catch up with people unlucky, standing for four hours, no one asked, very not easy to a person, is a famous jerk in Tokyo. After some words and tears, Yang Zhi "caught a glimpse of Niu Er's throat in an instant" and fell to the ground. Yang Zhi made up two more knives and "died on the ground".
If we compare this with Lu's murder, we can see that Yang Zhi is the "second". Lu knew that he was selling meat, and he must have a knife at home, but it was a bit heavy to hit Kansai Town with his bare hands, and he was killed by three punches. Zheng Tu, known as the hometown of Kansai, must have certain martial arts skills. Shen Zhi dares to teach him a lesson, which is a kind of confidence. Otherwise, how dare he dance in front of the butcher shop? Second, the cow is a ruffian, and his fist is definitely not so good. He may be able to deal with the residents in the market because he is not a martial artist. Ordinary martial arts may have a lot of scruples, but his kung fu can't be very high. If you are good at martial arts, whether you open a martial arts school by yourself or work as a martial arts teacher for a rich family, you will definitely earn a lot of money, and you don't have to mix in the market. If Yang Zhi is not very stupid, he should take this opportunity to give Niu Er a good beating. Although Niu Er is skilled in martial arts, he still has a heart of "doing harm for the people". Even if you can't educate this rascal fundamentally, it's not bad to take this opportunity to buy a knife. Look at Wu Song. After defeating Jiang Menshen, he was forced to return the Happy Forest to the emperor and let him leave Mengzhou. Otherwise, he will call occasionally. Some people may say that Yang Zhi was forced to this point by Iraq. This is the problem. You have been played by a villain for so long. What is your heroism? What if it's not "two"
Lu killed someone and immediately realized that if he wanted to be prosecuted, he had to leave immediately. And Yang Zhize is the "second child", let the whole neighborhood join him in the "yamen"! Names don't want to involve everyone. Lu killed it. In any case, Zheng Tu is still an entrepreneur. Isn't he afraid of implicating his neighbors? A ruffian like Niu Er, "even Kaifeng can't cure him", just saved the government a lot of trouble. Is he more important in the government than Zheng Tu? Yang Zhi may think that the government may charge him with "harming the people" by killing such a person. Maybe any official who appreciates him will immediately give him a catcher or a leader. Another possibility is that Yang Zhi's money and things didn't come from the right path, otherwise he would have left long ago to earn another burden of money and things. It's just that the source of the money is unknown, which means Yang Zhi can't escape. If he does this, he can't even eat food. He is either caught or starved to death. If you can't do this, you can only say that Yang Zhi is the "second child".
Yang Zhi's escort to Chen Gang was "seconds".
When Liang Zhongshu wanted to hand over the birthday program to Yang Zhi's escort, Yang Zhi pushed from pillar to post and refused to go, but the result of his refusal was that a "supervisor" had the final say, that is, he had a single credit. But I don't want to. What he wants is only the "first responsible person", and he is definitely not the first beneficiary after the successful escort. He also knows that people will not give you an "auxiliary army" for such a large sum of wealth. What should I do if I don't escort myself? So some people say that "only one person is needed, one villain", so Liang Zhongshu's wife's "delivering milk to Shane is responsible" appeared. With this man, Yang Zhi knew that the job was "impossible" and the reason was clear. He is Mrs. Liang Zhongshu's maiden, "the milkman of Taishi Museum". Once Yang Zhi and he had a quarrel on the road, Yang Zhi couldn't "tell" him, but Liang Zhongshu said something, and they listened to him on the road, and then he wrote it down. Next, next, you can give this old man more respect and let him stand on his side. It may be easy to say, but this Yang Zhi is on the opposite side of everyone, so that when people complain to the old man, the old man "sues" him. As a result, he was called a fairy like mustard seed by the old governor, but he was actually just a "soldier who died in the battlefield." What did he do when he ran out to be brave?
In fact, Yang Zhi really made such a bluff regardless of his identity. When Hu attacked Taohua Mountain, he couldn't resist and had to come to Erlong Mountain for help. On Erlong Mountain, the head is a flower monk Lu. Yang Zhi was only the second, but he didn't discuss it with him. He immediately said, "The one who didn't go to the rescue." Then he gave two reasons for his decision. Yang Zhi, as the second most important person, rashly made a major decision on the shanzhai action, which was really "seconds".
What is the significance of Yang Zhi?
After Yang Zhi was a famous star in the Song Dynasty, according to the normal way, even if he went to Liangshan, he should be an official like Hu and Guan Sheng, suppress the water margin, and then be caught and surrender easily. However, this simple repetition is not enough to explain the living state of the army after the Song Dynasty closed its doors. They also have the Yang Zhi type. For Liangshan heroes, although they all go up the mountain, they have different ways. Ruan's brothers had long yearned for "studying for days", and later went to Liangshan, naturally satisfied. The officers who came to suppress Liangshan were defeated, "going back is also death" and had to surrender. Some people go to court, some merge from the mountain, and some people are held hostage by the mountain for some need, and all roads lead to the same goal. Yang Zhi is also a type. He was not involved in the lawsuit, nor was he a prisoner, nor was he coerced. Instead, he was respected and treated with courtesy and was invited to Liangshan. However, Yang Zhi didn't want to go to Liangshan. He really wants to contribute to the country, not to betray him and win him over, even though his contribution is to bribe him to get an official position. When officialdom has no place, he still can't think of Liangshan, because he won't go when people "respect you", and when there is a golden seal on his face, he is afraid that people will laugh at him. But Erlong Mountain can't be compared with Liangshan, so Yang Zhi, who doesn't want to go to Liangshan, is not worthy of Liangshan.
Yang Zhi is a dark star. I don't know whether the sky doesn't open or the sun deliberately doesn't shine on him. He is always so unlucky. He escorted Hua Shigang, but capsized when everyone else made mistakes. How many incompetent people can buy an official with money? He has an official body, but money can't buy an official. He wants to do private affairs for Liang Zhongshu and seek a high position by escorting his birth plan, but he doesn't know why this birth plan will fail; When he understands, this society may really have no official position for him. He didn't want to be pursued, but he was pursued anyway. This is Yang Zhi. He doesn't yearn for Liangshan, but he will go to Liangshan in the end.
Yang Zhi's example tells people that you may not want to know about this society, but this society will force you to know!
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