Who has a little joke about top combine? Preferably from Yang Xue.

1) Li Mao: "Darling, call me Brother Mao."

Xiaowu: "Brother Mao."

Li Mao: "No, Brother Mao."

Xiaowu: "Brother Mao."

Li Mao: "............"

(2) Ma Xueyang: "Xiao Wu, my name is Ma Xueyang."

Xiao Wu: "Ma Xueyang."

Ma Xueyang: "Yes, that's right!"

Then I bought a bottle of Sprite to teach him.

Ma Xueyang: "This is Sprite."

Xiao Wu: "Sprite."

Ma Xueyang: "Yes! What's my name? "

Xiao Wu: "Ma Xuebi .........."

(3) One day, in a windy night, five people were on the road. ....

Xiaomei: (chic) "It's really cold. Fortunately, I have a scarf, unlike those people (see next line). Oh, no, it's too dark at night to see my face clearly. I don't know what happened. Has my skin deteriorated? " Skin care products seem to be around me ... "(omit n)

Bird: "I call it calm, unlike some people!" " "(saying Xiaomei)

Brother Mao: (in self-state) "In the future, I will have shoulders ~ ~" (while doing actions)

Knife: (smug+intoxicated) "..."

Xiaowu (cute) took out his key, ran to four people and shook it gently.

Xiaomei: "Someone is taking pictures! ! ! ! ! "(soon) (night reflection key)

Brother Mao is busy looking for sunglasses. ....

Knife knife a face of doubt-

Brother Yuan: "What's that noise ..." (Keys clash. )

For a long time, I only knew what Xiao Wu meant.

Far team: (kicking Xiaomei) "Idiot, it's the key, I told you to open the door!" " "

Xiaomei: "I didn't say ... go ahead, I haven't found any skin care products yet! ”"

Daodao: (Brother Mao, open the door ...)

Mao Mao: "Why doesn't Xiao Wu open the key?"

4 only look at Xiao Wu. .....

Xiaowu smiled naively, seeing that his brothers didn't seem to open it, open it yourself. .....

After five people enter the room, 10 minutes. ...

"oh! Who stepped on me! ! ! "

"Oh, don't kick me."

(4) "Oh, my sunglasses! ! ! ! ! "

"No ~ ~ my skin care products! ! ! ! ! "

"Ah. . %￥# #…………& amp；

"Whoops, pay for my sunglasses, my beloved sunglasses ~ ~ ~!"

"Whoops, my skin. . . . . "

(The scene is in chaos ...)

Far team: "Stop! ! Nobody moves! "

There was a moment of silence. .....

Daodao: "(Calm down) I just want to ask a question. Why don't you turn on the light?"

Xiao Wu: (afraid) "black ~ ~ ~"

Xiaomei: "Where is the mirror?"

Power failure; blackout ......

He Miaomiao: (Doubt? ) "Is there a power outage?"

Xiaomei took two steps forward, and suddenly she heard the sound of something breaking, looked down at her shoes ... and thought (Oh, Brother Mao's sunglasses ...)

Take the sunglasses with the shoes at once. ....

As a result, T walked up to Xiaowu and touched Xiaowu's foot.

Xiao Wu thought he was afraid of something, so he left immediately and gave it to the distant team. Then he kept coming and going, and finally he gave it back to Xiaomei, who didn't know.

After groping for a long time in the dark, I finally touched the violin and pulled it narcissistically.

He Miaomiao took a few steps, accidentally knocked over a box and stepped on it. (Xiaomei's skin care products ..)

The distant team picked up the guy and began to repair it ~ ~ ~ ~

Another half hour passed, and suddenly, the light came on.

The first picture is like this:

Xiao Wu danced with fear ~ (but still cute)

Mao Mao has Xiaomei's skin care products at her feet. .

Xiaomei's feet have changed into Mao Mao's broken sunglasses.

Knife is still wearing a violin.

All the movements stop together at the moment when the light is on. .....

(loudly) "Liu ~ ~ Zhou ~ ~ Cheng! ! ! ! ! ! ! "

Xiaomei: "Why?" (Looking down, startled) Then at Li Mao.

(louder) "Li ~ ~ ~ Mao! ! ! ! ! ! "

He Miaomiao: "Why?" (Looking down, stunned)

"I fight with you! ! How dare you spoil my skin care products like this! ! "

"I just fight with you, my beloved sunglasses! ! "

The two are at loggerheads! ! !

Daodao continues to play the violin. (Khan, it seems that he has always maintained this posture. )

Far Team: "Xiaowu, this action should be ..." (Teach Xiaowu seriously)

Xiao Wu: Oh, oh, "............."