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Feelings are just a joke.
Second, I love you. Every time you give me something new, my attachment to you becomes more and more obvious. Every time we kiss, I can't leave your side.
3. You love you all day. I love you. I love you. But the initials I love you add up. This is just a play.
Fourth, once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it finally becomes a wonderful thing to meet you again. Maybe there is hate in disappointment, maybe there is unwillingness in sadness, maybe there is disappointment in firmness. Let it be over when it's over. Why bother?
I didn't stop loving you, I just stopped showing it, because I knew that no matter how hard I tried, you wouldn't understand.
I love you, which not only means that I want to be with you. When I say I love you, it means that my promise won't hurt you.
Seven, everyone has a long time no see, or never see.
Eight, ten thousand shadows can't pile up a millimetre high, just as I love you for nothing.
Nine, I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope: you pour the water yourself, you cut the bread yourself, and you tell me I love you.
10. I used to bother you, but I won't bother you again. Just pretend that the wind never blew, that you never came, and that I never loved you. Let's have a joke about liking you.
If one day, you can turn over a new leaf, I will tell you that I love you.
Twelve, I love you and treat you quietly; I love you, and it is vigorous in my heart.
Thirteen, perhaps, you are used to my sadness, so you are dismissive and indifferent.
Sometimes people cry not because they are weak, but because they have been strong for too long.
15. I love you. It rained heavily the day I met you, as if it would rain all summer. Every day with you, it will be sunny from now on.
I love you, but I'm not sure if you will push me away one day. The only thing I know is that no matter how many times you push me away, I will come back.
17. If you don't reply to the message, don't send it again. If you don't respond to your feelings, let go. If I don't want to talk to you, don't bother.
At eighteen, every life is like a full and sweet fruit. It's just that some lives are consumed too early, revealing the wrinkled and hard stone inside.
Nineteen, I love you, these three words are just the tip of the iceberg. There are still some things we don't want to say under this sea. If we want to express them sincerely, we will show the hidden contents naked, that is: I love your money, your big house and your car, your social status, your handsomeness and chic.
I love you so much that I want to help you with my life. Summoner's Canyon is too big. Can you stay away from me? The head is yours, the buff is yours, the tower is yours, all the economy is yours, I don't want anything, as long as you are alive.
Twenty-one, say goodbye, and you will never meet again. Say forget, and all the memories will be dense.
Twenty-two, everyone has his own forest, the lost people are lost, and the people he meets will meet again.
Twenty-three, the topic is, I love you. You will never know. I love you.
I love you. After I die, I will take my ashes with me. If you meet a bad guy, you can tell him. Let me protect you for the last time.
25. Many people secretly criticize me for being glib and sophisticated, but I only know one thing: if I don't protect myself, no one in the world will protect me.
Twenty-six, you will always meet someone who keeps saying that he loves you, but never makes you sad.
Twenty-seven, sometimes people who don't want to fall in love have no one in their hearts. I'm afraid of giving my true feelings and eventually hurting myself.
Twenty-eight, hate hypocrisy, hate cheating, hate betrayal, hate being left out, whether it is love, friendship or affection.
Twenty-nine, I love you, you love me, not love, I love you, you don't love me, he loves me, this is love.
I like your cool summer nights. The window is open and the light is on. The fruit is in the bowl. Your head rests on my shoulder. This is the happiest moment of the day.
Thirty-one, many things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.
32. In the journey of life, there is always a time when you need to walk by yourself and carry it by yourself. Don't feel afraid, don't feel lonely, it's just the price of growth.
33. Some things between people are isolated, so it is easy to cut deep ravines between people, rain, and then turn into rivers, and there is no way to cross them.
I love you. I am a monster, but I love you. I'm mean, rude, cruel, and so on. But I love you, I love you!
35. I love you If you give me what I want from the beginning, then I lose the reason to pester you. You know I don't have any extra stories except you.
Talk about scars.
First, listen to the mirror if you don't understand. If you understand, don't say it, just smile.
Second, loving him may be just a stubbornness when I was a child. I don't know, but I believe time will tell.
Third, how quickly, a year has passed. Some are sad, some are nostalgic. You gain something, you lose something. Time makes us no longer young, leaving behind a heavy, calm and relieved life. After years of washing, chaff platinum is removed and the essence remains. Who can say that life only leaves vicissitudes?
Fourth, what you lost never really belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it.
Everyone in the world is chasing love, but love is like a polar bear. It's cute through the lens. In fact, when you get close to it, you will know what it means to want to die. My Queen
You said I was your future, but who is your future now?
Seven, the fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to make the fisherman smile with its own life.
Eight, it will be sad to be ignored by people who care. And what's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.
Our village is very poor. Dressing depends on spinning, eating depends on partying, getting rich depends on grabbing, getting married depends on thinking, traffic depends on walking, public security depends on dogs, heating depends on shaking, and beautiful women do not exist at all!
Ten, hurry up and make your mood better. You see, even today's sunshine is so bright, and everyone is trying to drive away your worries and anxieties. I hope your gloomy mood will light up at this moment and welcome a better tomorrow.
Eleven, just walking together. Why miss a longer time than the journey?
Twelve, some people meet like a meteor, and instantly generate has a lovely spark, but it is destined to just pass by in a hurry.
Thirteen, it doesn't matter to me. I propose to get back together with my first love. I'm really redundant.
Fourteen, the more people swear to you, the more they swear, the more they lie to you, because the truth needs no corroboration. In the same way, the crazier and more romantic you love, the less you love, because love is insipid, lasting, real and quiet. The longer it takes, the more boring it becomes.
Fifteen, if life is really impermanent, I would like to face it calmly and take my time. It's enough to have you by my side and give me strength to hold you and hold you! Your eyes are full of love and light, so I am not afraid of the darkness, troubles, sadness and sadness tomorrow. Nothing matters. Hold you! Love you, even if doomed to decadence, I will not give up on you!
Sixteen, when my aura becomes extremely powerful, the person I want to protect is gone.
Seventeen, when your work is not satisfactory, when your life is not satisfactory, when your mood is uncomfortable, think about our love. I think in the face of our strong love, all disappointments are insignificant!
18. What you say must be done. Even if you are stupid, being stupid is better than breaking your word.
I'm surprised and sad that you lost your job. But I know that there must be a better job waiting for you, and we have time to think about it together. No matter what, you should cheer up and stay optimistic!
Twenty, love loneliness, like a person, a person walking in the cold street, sitting in front of the window looking up at the night sky, hiding in bed listening to sad songs. Go the rest of the way alone.
Twenty-one, is this tear for our end or for the next happy beginning? If it is our ending, I hope the next story will be perfect.
Twenty-two, there is no separation in the heart, this is the real asceticism.
Twenty-three, if you want to know the sword robbery in the world, just listen to the midnight sound of Tumen. Don't just blame yourself for being ill, but look at how many sentient beings have died by your sword.
24. It is my crying waiting that makes my relationship full of fear for the future. You are my most painful choice. Why don't you give up drifting? Like a dust that disappears in the wind forever. Sand blown by the wind falls into sad eyes. Everyone can see that I am thinking of you. Sand blown by the wind accumulates in the heart. Did I predict the ending? I want to know my pain. Why don't you like a glass of wine? Since I gave it to you, how can I bear to put boiling water in the cup?
Twenty-five, since the flowers have faded and the feelings are empty, why flatter yourself?
26. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love, just meeting you in my most beautiful years.
Twenty-seven, open your palm to the sky, there is sunshine in your palm, that is the smile when I miss you; There are raindrops in the palm of your hand, which are the tears I miss you occasionally.
Twenty-eight, we all loved it, but the result was scarred.
Twenty-nine, a man has no money, can he marry? The first thing to choose a man is love, not how much you love him, but how much he loves you. Secondly, it depends on whether your personality and living habits are compatible and whether you are comfortable living together. Then look at the man's sense of responsibility and whether he can withstand the pressure. Finally look at the material. And not the current income, but the future development. An ambitious and responsible person is bound to succeed. Now that he earns less, he is in trouble together. Lucci
When you are upset, tell yourself that all this is false. What's bothering you?
Thirty-one, leaving makes things simple, people become kind, and like children, we start over.
32. If you meet someone and you love him more, you will lose him forever. Then, you meet another person who loves you more, so you will leave him sooner or later. Until one day, you meet someone and you fall in love. Finally, you understand that all searches have a process. Once in the end of the world, now it is close at hand.
Thirty-three, one day I will walk away from you silently. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.
34. If you like someone, you will humble yourself to the dust and then bloom.
Thirty-five, I tried my best to call you but pretended not to see it. The poor road of time has never been smooth. Yesterday, tears kept dripping into my mind. I don't know if I am a floating cloud in your heart. I don't want to add sadness. This is because I asked for embarrassment and let my tears drop.
36. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.
37. Who did you meet at your most beautiful time? When you love someone deeply, who is by your side? How much time did love give you, meeting and parting, choosing and regretting? It's not that I don't care, it's not that I don't regret it, but I don't have time to hug anymore. -If you love the wrong time, what choice can you have except to cherish that tear from your heart and walk away silently?
38. Without comparison, there is no advantage; Without appreciation, crows sing like larks. If the nightingale sings in the noise during the day, people will never think that it sings more beautifully than a wren. How many things can be done perfectly and win a proper compliment is all because of the favorable environment.
39. You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.
Tell me the scars.
Since ancient times, you can't keep your feelings, and you have to win the hearts of the people. When you are eager to go up, he always gives you a sap by surprise. When you are disappointed and ready to cut meat, he suddenly gives you a little hope. But this is the market, and we survived. Even if A shares abuse you a thousand times, you still regard her as your first love; Even if it is scarred, it will never leave; Even if you lose money again and again, you still don't sleep.
Tell me the scars.
First, don't bother them and let them argue. Evolution may be scarred, but it doesn't matter. The result is not important. They can always grow.
Second, today in Vientiane amusement park. Played disco turntable five times. Several times, I tried to shave (I really didn't shift gears). The right arm is hard and the left arm is boring. So my right arm was worn out, and the scar left by heelys' fall was black and blue. Then eat in Wanda. I saw my arm scarred in the bathroom mirror.
Third, eggs and stones together, black and blue. The egg finally can't stand leaving the stone. Later, I met cotton, and the embrace of cotton was so warm that the egg realized that it was not difficult to bring warm persistence and endurance. If you choose the right one, you will be relaxed and happy. No matter how good you are, you must meet someone who knows the goods! No matter how much you pay, you must meet someone who is grateful! No matter how sincere you are, you must catch up with you! No matter how humble you are, you must face the people you cherish!
Fourth, there is an egg, naively married to a stone, stumbling together for n years, leaving her body scarred, but the egg has been insisting, and finally one day the egg can't stand it and leaves the stone. Later, the egg met cotton, and every hug of cotton to the egg was so warm, and the heart of the egg was also warm. Eggs only then understand that persistence and patience are not to strive for warmth, but to choose the right and appropriate ones, so that they will become relaxed and happy. No matter how good it is, you must meet someone who knows the goods; Pay again, but also meet grateful people; No matter how sincere you are, you must meet a willing heart; No matter how humble you are, you will meet people who cherish you!
Although the world is the same, the circle is different. I tried my best to blend in with your circle, and despite my best efforts, I was still scarred. You enjoy the feeling of being loved, how do you know my heart is sour! Girl: Thank you for giving me hope and then putting me in a basin of water. Thank you for perfunctory my heart. I hope you can find someone who loves you more than me and has no heart, so that you won't feel pain when you are injured.
I met many people these days. At first I was really rich and superior, with a beautiful appearance and a big house. My life is really good. However, after several contacts, I found that everyone was riddled with holes and scars, and under the gorgeous mask, suffering souls were bound, especially suppressing pain and forcing a smile.
7. Endlessly in the dark distance with you, even if I am scarred, I can move forward bravely.
Eight, I don't want to be scarred every time, and the injuries I suffered during my growth are vivid. I just hope I can live a simple life in the future, and I hope the world will be beautiful ~
9. If you don't have confidence in love, either try to regain your confidence or just end it. If you try to prove a result, you will only be scarred in the end. The test of love is a curse. Even if the final result proves that love is not dead, the gap that will breed will make it die.
Chat with the girl and tell her that everyone's growth is scarred, even regardless of age. However, after crying and hurting, we learned to heal ourselves. I let her remember a sentence: all the major events you thought you couldn't make it, but when you look back after the time, they are just broken things.
I don't believe anything others said before, unless I saw it with my own eyes, and then I saw it with my own eyes. I didn't believe in evil until one day I was scarred and unhappy, so I fought back like a devil. Only to find that I once believed in the devil.
12. I used to think that I would join hands for life. After all, with the passage of time, there is no way to love anymore. Because I can't afford it, I'm tired of life and reality, I'm busy, and I'm under great pressure from entrepreneurs. Because I can't love, I love sincerely again and again, and I pay for it, which is full of scars. For 30 years, people who update Weibo in the middle of the night, what's too much to say?
Thirteen, don't give your heart to others too easily, and you won't know the pain until you get it back.
Fourteen, heels and toes, scarred, I feel that scar cream has to be bought, too ugly.
I can't understand whether only violence can solve the problem. Living is really tiring. The influence of family of origin has been scarred all the way.
Sixteen, I may really have Stockholm syndrome. You beat me badly, so I went to bed. You hugged me and slept. I died in your arms.
17. Self-healing without medicine. Stumbling and scarred, you can let the rain wash the wound, you can disinfect the wound with tears, but don't stop moving forward.
Eighteen, many sequels can't see the same person, and recalling the past is always scarred.
Nineteen, because he was scarred and broke, I realized that the saddest thing in this world is to easily deliver a sincere heart.
Twenty, why have you been with him for only twenty days? It's not just because of you. You left me with scars and heartache, and you pretended not to know.
Twenty-one, the engine sound of the motorcycle outside is ringing crazily over and over again. Downstairs is the Internet cafe. The regulars in internet cafes are teenagers with immature faces but trance-like expressions. How many heartbroken people are there in Stray Kids now? Why do so many scarred children have no warm place to contain and love them, and why do they vent on motorcycles over and over again?
Twenty-two, you think about it, people are really tired, you endure, who will understand you. You think about other people's sufferings, but who has been considerate of your difficulties, who has been accommodating to others, who has cared about your feelings, who has given everything, who knows your givers and learns to cherish yourself, otherwise who can care about your feelings, who has learned to bear everything and who has seen your kindness. Bear your own pains and tiredness! Because there is too much helplessness in life.
Twenty-three, bid farewell to the past, just for a better encounter, don't linger for a thousand years, scarred. Helan, you deserve better.
Twenty-four years old, once sentimental, scarred, and finally learned to be ruthless. One day, I am not so young, I still love you, but I always tell myself: I can live my own life. Only in this way, when I am disappointed and lonely, can I tell myself with a smile that it is not that you are not good to me, but that love is illusory and how lonely it was.
Twenty-five, a man's harm to a woman is not necessarily that he fell in love with someone else, but that he let her down when she had expectations; When she was most vulnerable, she didn't lend a helping hand, and when she was scarred, she ignored it.
26. When we were young, we always thought that she was indispensable, and we ended up scarred, and then we stopped believing in love in our lives. Later, we met a person, talked a lot, talked about ideals, and warmed the years. You know this is love.
Twenty-seven, that's it. Anyway, you still hide your sadness in your heart and face it. Even if you are scarred, you still look forward to the best future in your heart! You don't say it, but I understand you.
Twenty-eight, I was completely not afraid of losing before, and my mentality was very good. I think being young means trying and making mistakes, and then growing up. I'm really scared now. Many detours are not worth taking. Many south walls will live better if they don't hit each other, and many reasons don't have to be scarred to get. And many opportunities, if you lose them once, are really not yours. Regret is lifelong and its influence is lasting. It was stupid before. Stupid bunch of people.
Twenty-nine, when your mood is ups and downs, when you are scarred, when your life is gloomy, when you feel very tired, go home. There are such a group of people, who will give you full energy and make you full of blood, and then you can be alive and kicking again.
In the short time that you loved me, I may be the happiest person in the world, but those days have passed and I can't stay. Love can be a moment or a lifetime. Everyone can fall in love with different people at different times. No one can live without us. Forgetting makes us strong. Creatures like humans, if you look closely, will find that they are scarred. .
Thirty-two years old, really seriously, really seriously lost, lost to pieces, scarred, if possible, I really want to start over!
Thirty-three, if time can go back, I will still choose to know you, although it will be scarred, but the warm memories in my heart can not be given by anyone. Thank you for coming to my world.
Come on, come on, he doesn't love you that much. Don't flatter yourself. He doesn't love you anymore Why do you insist? Don't be sad for a long time because of a word from others. The so-called world is big, only you are the biggest. Take good care of yourself and don't let yourself feel too distressed.
It's thirty-five, and two people can quietly look back on the past and then plan the future together. It should be a particularly warm picture, but there are always some injuries that hinder it. Lu Gongzi, it is not easy for Nan Chu to return to this step. Be kind to Nan Chu.
Thirty-six, hahaha. I am an example, an example of failure. I won't love again. Time and time again, the only thing that came back was scarred.
Love-scarred sentences
1. I love you in Shenzhen, because there is my love and youth, and I hate you in Shenzhen, because you took them all away, leaving me with scars and nothing!
2. Good love will make people positive and thoroughly remould themselves. Bad love can make people scarred and unrecognizable.
3. The heart is too soft. If you love, a few sweet words are enough. If you don't love, it's futile to do it no matter how good it is. In fact, loving someone is not what you have said, but what you have done for you. Experienced scarred love, some of which are the most perfect endings. Everyone said that they should laugh hard, but they cried when they were the strongest. It's not about love and reluctance. Maybe it's more about mourning.
You see, I have been praised by all of you, but what's the point? I was scarred in that long-term love. What's the use of asking for the support of you irrelevant people?
5. I thought I married love, so I risked my life and was scarred; I thought I married for love, so I didn't fight for the house, car and ticket like many girls. I just hope that my future life will be simple and happy. I ignored that people's hearts will change, and I also ignored the cruelty of reality. I don't know when it started. He changed from a person who felt distressed when he saw me crying to turning a blind eye to me. I introspected, changed and grew up. Finally, I found that my love made me.
6. Everything remains the same, and the memories are really beautiful. The intersection in the middle is where we first met. Your eyes fascinate me, and I firmly believe that I will take good care of you, but I still live a disgusting life, full of smoke, scarred, without happiness and you.
7. I can't sleep Now think about it. Two years ago, I was really naive. I thought I had everything I loved, but I was still scarred.
8. An old girl named Liu Yue sang her excitement, frustration and helplessness eight or nine years ago. The more disabled people fall in love, the more comfort they will have. You can't see people being crushed. This shows how hypocritical people are. People are scarred in love, but pretend not to care.
9. I have tried my best, and every effort is always scarred. You're right, love is a rare thing. The normal state of life is that many questions have no answers and many greetings have no answers.
10. The more you love someone, the more you will pay for them. There was only one person left in the end. Don't be stupid in the future. You will never love someone like this again. It really doesn't mean anything. I once longed for love. Maybe it's because I watched too many TV dramas, and now I'm scarred.
1 1. Those who really want to turn back should carefully stick the discarded love together like broken porcelain with tears, and carefully repair those scarred cracks until they are polished delicately and never let go in their arms!
12. I used to have a lot of longing for love, and my mind was full of beautiful imagination of love. At that age, I liked it very purely. I fell and crawled in love in ignorance, and I got a lot of scars.
13. Please don't jump to conclusions about a person. Now a playboy is scarred by love. Now a single-minded person may have been a playboy. Now an infatuated person may like to have a one-night stand. Tattooed girls are not necessarily bad. Girls who smoke are not necessarily bad. Everyone has an unknown side like the moon.
14. That year, Xia Jing's love was that even though she was scarred, she didn't say goodbye. That year, the love that belonged to Jiran was to protect it even if you can't have it. The sudden arrival of an ill-intentioned little green plum and a ruthless Vickian made Xia Jing, who could have given up his life for Lu Yiming, hurt again and again.
15. In love, as long as one of two people is unwilling to take a step, the other person will give everything until he is scarred, even his life, just to express his sincerity to the other person.
16. If possible, I hope I am scarred and don't want to see you haggard for a second; If possible, I am willing to use the happiness of the rest of my life to make you happy every day after that. I like watching you laugh. Although it won't smile at me anymore, I will still giggle. All this is just because I love you, that's all.
17. You should remember that there are many things in this world that are more important than love. Love is only the skin of life, and uncovering it will only make you scarred.
18. Even though I am scarred, I still believe in love. I will walk well and wait for my own place to die.
19. I have experienced love, and I am scarred. The road ahead is rugged and it is more difficult to turn back. I just want to drink tea with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, but I don't think about romantic rose night anymore.
20. Love is a very inertial thing. We can't end it immediately when we are separated. It will only be transformed into another form and continue to exist, that is, hate. Resentment is not the opposite of love, resentment is love itself. You force a scarred person to be gentle, humble and self-denying, which is not only sad but also terrible.
2 1. People who are hated have no pain. People you hate are scarred. Yang Yang, this is love. I hope you don't mind.
22. It is better to let go of each other than to be scarred in tired love. The beginning of every love needs fate and respect.
Over the years, many people have a lot of things to do. Although I live in the world, I have always maintained my desire for love, even if I am scarred. I have always believed that I want to marry love. I don't want too much. I choose to die alone and in a city.
Even if every trip is unpleasant, I can say that I am naive and full of illusions about love. Even if you are scarred, you will still be willing to believe that there is always something beautiful!
25. Love to the end, maybe she is sincere to love, innocent to others and innocent to her own heart. But in the end, he left the young man who was once reluctant to go.
26. sadness. Sadness. I can't get through. Love makes people sad. Maybe, I don't want to touch love in my life. When you are in pain, the feeling of having nowhere to tell is quite deep. When I understand something mature and rational now, I will know what love is and what true love is like! What state! I feel killed and scarred.
27. We seem to accept that we are ordinary, scarred, less decent and less important. But we still fantasize about a beautiful and romantic love. How unrealistic.
28. When I let go of the past, healed the pain of the past, and came to your side, you said that we would be together forever, and you would not be alone forever. You have me, I believe you, and I am willing to give everything for you. However, it backfired, and finally we returned to the original starting point. We're not each other anymore. I'm looking forward to meeting you, but I ... give my true feelings, but I'm always scarred. At the next intersection, I don't know if I will still believe in love.
29. A person is used to being heartless and has no strength to start a relationship. He is afraid of being hurt, changeable and scarred. Love can be a sweet candy or a poison that hurts people.
30. Love is a chemical reaction between two scarred hearts. I believe in love, but I don't believe in pure rhetoric.
3 1. The more girls torture themselves, the more you leave to look for: love will always come and go, in the end. I am also scarred: in fact, life is a simple matter. You should be good to yourself and others should be good to you. Don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes!
32. Love should be selfless, then scarred, and then continue to hug.
33. Let go when it's time to let go. After all, four years later, she was scarred and didn't know it.
Life is not easy. I really want to leave him. I can't have children. I thought I married love. I thought I was so disappointed that I had to make do with it. I no longer had any trust. All my hopes for love and marriage have been tortured and scarred! I'm not me anymore, and I can't find my original self!
Before we fell in love, we were scarred. I've been thinking, I've tried everything, quarreled, gave up and separated, so sad. Can we not be apart?
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