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How to tell if a boy likes you?
1. If a boy likes you, he will never call you by your name. He will call you a silly pig and a bad person. 2. If a boy likes you, he will say that you are not beautiful, but from the day he likes you, he has no interest in looking at other beautiful girls. 3. If a boy likes you, he will call you a pig, because in his heart you are as cute as a stupid pig. 4. If a boy likes you, he will use his mobile phone to send messages to chat with you when you are bored. He will say that there are too many messages this month and he does not want to waste them. 5. If a boy likes you, he will say that he is omnipotent, not because he is arrogant, but because he likes you too much. 6. If a boy likes you, he won't turn off his phone when he goes to bed, and he will be afraid that you can't find him if you do something late at night. 7. If a boy likes you, he will always be the last one to hang up the phone or the last one to log off, because he feels reassured. 8. If a boy likes you, he will ask around when you have a stomachache to find out what medicine is most effective in treating it. 9. If a boy likes you, he will fight tooth and nail when you are in danger and be helpless when you cry. 10. If a boy likes you, he will say it hurts when you hit him lightly, and it doesn't hurt at all when you hit him really hard. 11. If a boy likes you, he will act as your punching bag when you are angry and the listener of your jokes when you are happy. 12. If a boy likes you, he will forget the fact that men and women are equal, and he will accept all your unequal regulations. 13. If a boy likes you, he will follow you and like everything you like and hate everything you hate. 14. If a boy likes you, he will associate you with all good things. 15. If a boy likes you, then everything you say is the truth to him, and a small part of you means the whole world to him. Last 16. If a boy really likes you, he will never say those three words. If a boy likes a girl, he will make some realistic promises instead of hearing "I will give you the stars in the sky." "It's better to listen to "Let me treat you to dinner." If he likes you, he will: 1. Always look for opportunities to talk to you, but dare not get close. 2. Always want to make you laugh. 3. Always pretend not to care about you. , but I always miss you in my heart. 4. Always love to show myself in front of you. 5. Always look at you. If a boy likes you, he will want you to go with him wherever he goes to play. If he likes you, he will agree to whatever you say. If he likes you, he will remember your birthday and give you blessings, even if he is not around. If he likes you, he will tell his close friends that he likes you!
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