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Who has Degang Guo's famous saying?

1. The sinking of Titanic was a great disaster for human beings, but it was a miracle of life for the live seafood in the restaurant on board.

2, really unbridled is not drinking debauchery, fake reserve must be passionate. Everything stays on the line, and rivers and lakes are easy to meet.

3. Some people say that I have changed. In fact, I am still the same as before, but I am covered in mud in the well. Someone looked at me by the well and thought it was fun. Later, I came up, washed, changed my clothes and drove away. The man by the well said I was swollen. Actually, it's not that I'm inflated, it's that he's lost. Why don't I feel this way about others myself? I'm really ashamed.

4, people in the end of the world, involuntarily, wind and rain. Jianghu children can afford to put it down. If you can't put it down, you have to put it down. Few people who live to be 100 laugh when they are happy, and laugh later when they are unhappy. Happiness is better than anything, and who you compare with is yourself. All my life, I will endure it once and for all.

I can't convince everyone with one mouth, and I'm relieved that the villain is still alive. And now that I am old, I am not as angry as I was in my twenties and early thirties. There is no need to explain when you are old. Life is to make people laugh, and occasionally laugh at others.

6. The poor stood on the cross street, playing with ten steel hooks, but they couldn't hook their relatives. Rich people play with swords, guns and clubs in the deep forests, and they can't leave their relatives and friends. At this point, a hero is not necessarily a hero. With a gun in his hand, Hero couldn't resist the words hunger, cold and poverty. It is difficult for rich people to have no money, let alone a group of crosstalk performers. Step by step, we finally saw the flowers and learned the colorful stories. That night, I dreamed of millions of soldiers.