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35 moments to realize that you are an ordinary person.
1, a few things, the delivery fee is actually 6 yuan.
Forget it, I won't eat it.
2, despise small videos, the result is addictive when you brush them, and finally you can get rid of them completely when you uninstall them.
I was very angry with my work, and finally I ended it. I want to kill everyone in the canyon to vent my anger. As a result, I got 0-5 in one operation.
4. I took a fancy to a very delicate bag and put it in the shopping cart, thinking about buying it when I have money. As a result, when it was taken off the shelf, I was still reluctant to buy it.
In the past, those good friends thought that no one could live without who would meet again on the first holiday, and then they went further and further, and the relationship became weaker and weaker until they stopped contacting each other, but no one felt anything wrong.
6. A red book was issued, but no one praised and encouraged it, and some of them still failed to make the list.
7. I quarreled with my mother when I was a child. I am particularly angry. In a rage, I picked up the transformer and shouted [transformation of beautiful girl warrior]. As a result, I was not only beaten, but also told as a joke for several years. Sure enough, I am an ordinary person.
8, shopping in Taobao, obviously can't afford it, but because I like it, I will still add it to the shopping cart, dreaming that I can afford it one day. But do you know that there is an upper limit for shopping carts? Yes 120.
Because I have been full many times, I can only silently delete things I once liked but couldn't afford.
9. I worked overtime during my internship and overslept the next day. I was in a hurry, but I was still one minute late and was fined 100.
10, every time you lose a game, you have to choose between talent show and cleaning punishment. Others have talent at their fingertips, and I can only choose cleaning every time because I have no talent.
1 1, Great God takes CET-4 and CET-6, score! Brush points! Brush points!
I take CET-4 and CET-6, as long as I can pass.
12, the school anniversary, the company's annual meeting, watching others perform, shining on the stage will be envious. I have no courage and expertise, so I can only applaud in the audience. Later, I finally made up my mind and began to teach myself guzheng. It's difficult, but it's interesting.
13, when I first graduated, I thought I could fight my way out and become a dragon and a phoenix among people.
After work, I found that I was very happy if I could bear the expenses alone.
14. When I was a child, I wanted to eat instant noodles every day, but my parents didn't allow me. I have the ability now, but I feel sick at the sight of instant noodles.
15, Double Eleven, bought a bunch of unnecessary things in order to reduce the discount, and I thought I earned it.
16, a picture for a long time, a copy that I have been thinking about for a long time, and few people like it in my circle of friends for a day.
I comforted myself that everyone was busy and didn't see the result. One day, I casually sent a spit leader, but the number of praises increased.
17, I didn't prepare for the exam. I recited it the day before the exam, slept peacefully, and still felt very powerful. I woke up the next day and forgot all about it. Unexpectedly, the countdown to the exam is over.
18, the college entrance examination thought it would be like a movie, admitted to Tsinghua Peking University.
The final score came out, and at first glance the result was lower than the mock exam.
19, found that traffic stars changed one after another. There are more and more little stars after 00 and 10, and when I was a child, I gradually became an aunt fan.
20. After the reunion, someone drove away in a luxury car, but the drip I had been playing for a long time hasn't arrived yet, so I can only smile bitterly and comfort myself. My personal driver may be busy.
In the past 20 years, I have participated in countless lucky draws, large and small, but looking back, I found that the number of winners can be counted with one hand, and they are all consolation prizes (prizes that can be won by anyone who doesn't win).
22. When I was a child, my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. At that time, I thought about it for a long time because I dreamed too much. Now people ask me what I want to do, and in less than 3 seconds I blurt out: make money!
23. When you are alone, you feel that you are unique. It was not until I attended various parties and activities that I found myself just an ordinary person in a corner. No one noticed me, and I didn't have the courage to meet new friends. I can only talk about old topics with people I know best.
24. I brushed a lot of questions and suffered a lot, but I still didn't do as well as the student who smiled and read casually before the exam.
25. I watched a lot of videos about wearing clothes and beauty makeup and practiced makeup for a long time. As a result, the most beautiful roommate in the dormitory beat me to death with only a simple light makeup.
26, to learn a driver's license, when other girls practice driving, the coach whispered softly, and when she came to me, she became fierce.
27. Before eating the buffet, I was hungry for two meals and felt that I could eat a whole cow.
I also boasted to my best friend that I must eat Ben back this time. I ate it for 10 minutes.
28. I think I am mentally strong and can be invincible. However, after being told by the leader during the day, a person can't help crying at night. I am tired of crying, but I still have to work hard the next day.
29. Sometimes a lot of ideas will pop up in my mind, and I feel very awesome. I am the first in the world and unique. It was not until I read a book one day that I found a similar point of view, which had been said hundreds of years ago and was more thorough.
30. I thought I was young and could do whatever I wanted. I often stay up late in order to eat irregular meals at work. As a result, I got sick and was hospitalized alone.
My parents have been worried for a long time.
So remember, health is the capital of our ordinary people's revolution. Be sure to pay attention
3 1. was a good playmate when I was a child. I thought I would remember each other all my life, but when I see you again many years later, I find that my memory of each other has already become very vague.
32. At the previous party, everyone was passionate when it came to ideals, but now they don't want to mention it. I feel more at ease when I can chat quietly with my friends.
33. The fat house with low self-esteem succeeded in losing weight, but the good-looking boy in the class still didn't look at me very much. Even so, I won't avoid him any more, because I accept my own ordinary, not better than others, nor worse than others, so there is no need to feel inferior.
34. I have graduated for several years and have a small business myself. But every month when my parents ask me if I have enough money to spend, I still feel very happy.
35. What about ordinary ones?
It is normal for most of us to be a little sad and sweet occasionally.
Accepting the ordinary and enjoying it is not a kind of happiness.
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