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What Henan dialect jokes do you have?
"Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "
Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )
After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"
Now, please talk to the township head! )
The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" "
Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )
"Don't be pickles, I pick up a shit to lick for you. . . "
Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. . . )
Taoyuan dialect is very strange and has a high ending. For example, "ju" is pronounced "pig".
Go to the propaganda department of the county party Committee first and contact the personnel bureau for an interview. The propaganda department called me to make an appointment and put me on speakerphone.
Propaganda Department: "Hello, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau) "
The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a person but a pig (Personnel Bureau), and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "
I tried to hold back my laughter and my stomach hurt.
The next day, I attended a report meeting of the county government. Roll call before the meeting.
Moderator: "Which units have arrived?"
So the participants signed up one by one:
"I am a castrated pig."
"My name is Pig (Education Bureau)."
"I am a pig (post office)."
"I am a typical pig (telecommunications bureau)
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