Chatting humorous love words with extramarital lovers

Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women. Thank you. Leave me the money and I'll help you spend it like a wife. 3. Thank God, thank the earth and thank fate for letting us meet. I don't think I would know if I didn't meet again. I'm afraid of what you will say to me. I haven't seen you for a long time. Softness is a disease, but you are a life. 6. Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly! 7. We have been together for a long time. In this life, we just want to be with you forever. 8. Gently, a fallen leaf floated into my heart, occupying all my heart. 9. The earth is still turning and the world is changing. I love you forever. 10, what I wrote best was not traditional Chinese characters or regular script, but your name. 1 1. Since I met you, my heart has sprouted, waiting for your watering until it blooms. 12, if I have seen the world you have seen and walked the road you have traveled, will I be closer to you? 13, I really fight for you, just because I love you in this life. 14, I will cherish you, dear, you are the most beautiful scenery in my life. 15, I am a meteor, slipping through your life. If you don't care about me, I will disappear in the distant sky; If you care about me, I will realize my best wishes for you! Humorous love stories about chatting with extramarital lovers 2 1. I'm crazy, you're stupid, and you're a family in a fog. Love me when you come back from work! 2, love you, love you, I really love you, find an artist to draw for you, draw you on the carpet, hold the carpet and I will hold you! 3. I was finally loved and left behind. If you ask why, because I am so handsome, now beautiful women love ugly men, and boys are still ugly. 4, smelly and smelly, really smelly, strange skin, toad mouth, tiger nose, pig ears, see how you can stink! 5, spring sleep is not awkward, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Clap your hands at night, how many mosquitoes die 6. What moved me was your name; What attracts me is your appearance; It is your silver that surrounds me; I am your finger; Close to me is your body; Tie me up! This is our baby! 7. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! For your heart, it will last longer than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean! 8, feelings, feelings, that is, if you are cold, I will be ruthless; Ambition, ambition, is that if you don't hug me, I have to put up with you! 9. Brother Bitter Melon carried the basket over the wide ditch, and the basket leaked, so Brother Bitter Melon rolled over the ditch. Kuguage's basket buckle crosses the wide ditch, and the melon falls into the basket and complains about the ditch. 10, revolutionary glass ends every day, and drinking bad party style hurts the stomach. The wife who drinks is back to back, and the wife complains to the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary said it was wrong to drink this. 1 1, the work is already too tired, why bother to suffer for her; Think about being nice to him, think about being punished, I'm embarrassed to say, bye-bye my girl. 12. From the back, you are expecting, from the side, you are disappointed, from the front, you are desperate. 13, flowers don't bloom very often, and youth doesn't often. Get in love while you are still young. 14, adversity belongs to the wife, romance belongs to the lover. Family happiness belongs to the wife, and loneliness belongs to the lover. 15, excited heart, shaking hands, I propose a toast to the leader, and the leader will give me a bite at will. I didn't leave until the leader drank this glass of wine, so he knew what to do next. 16, marry a chicken and follow it; Marry a dog and follow the dog; Marry a monkey and run all over the mountain; Marry me and treat you to roast goose! 17, the explanation is shielding, shielding is equal to not being excellent, not being excellent is better than going home and having a rest! 18, boss: friends are for use; Brothers are betrayed; Boss, that's how I escaped. 19, leader's voice: a wife is precious, but gold and silver are more expensive. If it's money, I'd rather let people soak it. 20, the standard of beauty: American hair French waist, Indian nose Hong Kong feet. 2 1, Mimi center, tell my sister to really love Lang, don't learn to screen thousands of eyes, learn to be a candle. 22. Universities are full of stars. Walk in, it's tattered. Ten teachers and nine idiots. There is another one, insanity. 23. Hens don't greet chickens when laying eggs. It takes time to lay eggs into chickens. Why didn't they give birth to chickens at the beginning? 24. Men: Before getting engaged, be obedient like grandchildren. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage. Humorous sweet words about chatting with extramarital lovers 3 1. The sweetest thing is that I'm the first person you call when you wake up, and I'm the last person you talk to before you go to bed. Your world is all me, me, me, me, me. I hope to see you again after being displaced. At that time, you were just mature, and I just took off my thorn and learned to be gentle. I want to write a story for you, either happy or sad, or free and easy. Don't worry, I'll write slowly, slowly, until your temples are gray and you stumble. It's really lucky to see you close to you across the shoulder. It is a small probability to like someone, so don't let go when you meet them. 5. No matter how bad or corrupt the world around you is; Are you both inside and outside; No matter how embarrassed you are when you break down. I will squat down beside you, holding your little hand, waiting for you to get better and grow up with you. 6. I hope the life with you in the future will be gentle and interesting, not too intense. There is no need to worry about three meals and four seasons. After all, I have a lifetime to waste with you. 7. I can be nice to you and others, but there are some things I just want to give you and some warm things I just want to do for you. Even if you don't want it, I won't give it to others. 8. I want to catch all my love stories in a bottle, carefully wrap them into candy, and hold them in front of you when I am full. You are every line in my love poem. 9. But I always think you should love me. This is my wild guess. But I always feel that my guess is reasonable, because nothing is an opponent of love, except love. 10 If possible, I just want a glass of water, a piece of bread and a flower. If it is more extravagant, I hope you can pour water, cut bread and send flowers.