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Quit your job and take care of your boyfriend. He can't spoil me Why can a pair of 2000 shoes let me see his face clearly?
"You know, in this batch of interns, you are our favorite one. Besides, you can become a full member next month. It's a pity to leave now. Don't you like being a reporter best? Why do you want to resign now? Can you tell me the real reason for resigning? "
In the spacious and bright editing room, Sister Wang, who was chubby, took Li Xinrui's resume and read it again and again in disbelief. Until she read it several times, she gently turned the swivel chair and sighed at her.
"I want to take the civil service exam, go back to my hometown to work, and be closer to my boyfriend, because my boyfriend is developing in my hometown."
Li Xinrui hesitated, staring at the sunshine on the floor outside the window, feeling the warmth of the sunshine, just like her boyfriend's arms, gentle and practical.
Then he looked up and pulled the plush coat. He seems to have enough courage. His face was slightly red, and his long eyelashes flashed twice, hesitating to reveal the reason.
"Because of this? Sharp, you are so stupid.
You know, when two people are together, it is taboo to dislike work.
If I say something unpleasant, there are many uncertainties in the relationship. If you try your best to follow your boyfriend, you may end up drawing water with a sieve.
But work is different. You're sweating, and I'm sure you won't cry again. Even if you shed tears, they are tears of joy and happiness. I think, from what I know about you, this should not be the main reason. "
Staring at her for a few seconds, I simply closed the office door and pulled her to sit on the sofa. The meaning is obvious, but I still want to keep her. After all, she is a young girl with unique views, active thinking and good writing.
"Sister wang, I'm not afraid of your jokes. Actually, I just want to be a civil servant. It's an iron rice bowl. You don't have to work overtime.
On the one hand, you can be in a city with your boyfriend, on the other hand, you can earn money to cook for him.
He is a technician. He is busy at work, often works overtime, and always eats badly. Every time I go back to see him and cook for him, he eats happily. I always feel a sense of accomplishment when I watch him wolfing down his food, which is greater than the sense of accomplishment at work ... "
Li Xinrui looked at Sister Wang, who had been teaching herself for several months, and thought that she would leave anyway, so she simply told the truth, although it seemed ridiculous to others.
But it's true.
"Silly girl, let yourself eat, let your boyfriend eat.
Civil servants are iron rice bowls, but where can you go after you leave that greenhouse? I tell you from the experience of an experienced person that the iron rice bowl is not to keep a unit old, but to make yourself stronger, and you can have food anytime and anywhere, and the food is not bad, and the salary is only high or low ... "
Sister Wang's expression is full of helplessness. She hates her indisputable persuasion.
"Sister Wang, I know, but our classmates are all like this, and although my hometown is not developed in Beicheng, Ming City is a second-tier city in China. Even if there is such a situation as you said, it will not be too difficult to find a job in the future ... Thank you, Sister Wang, I still want to resign. "
Helpless, Li Xinrui made up her mind and Sister Wang had to sign it.
2
Li Xinrui is neither stupid nor stupid. She understood what Sister Wang said.
In fact, it is nothing more than people's choice of this lifestyle.
People's life span is only 900 months. It is true that millions of people have thousands of lifestyles, but she only likes this way.
Go to work every day, get off work, and watch your beloved eat a delicious meal. This makes the world stable and the years are quiet.
Nothing can compare with that sense of accomplishment.
She has no regrets.
If we say regret, it is only regret. The experience of this achievement came too late.
In high school, Li Xinrui's dream was to become a TV reporter, walking through the streets with a microphone every day and savoring life.
In her opinion, that kind of life should not be too cool at all. Being busy and tired is very fulfilling, and it also promotes personal growth quickly, which is very fulfilling.
So, when I was in college, I applied for journalism. In order to make this dream come true quickly, I haven't slacked off for a second for four years.
She was reviewing while others were shopping with a notebook to brush the drama;
When others eat hot pot and talk about the performance of love beans in film and television dramas, she is reciting words;
When someone dated her boyfriend, she was writing a book, rushing to write a manuscript and accumulating some experience for herself when looking for a job.
After graduation, I successfully entered an online media as an intern reporter, and my dream finally came true. I also work hard and my leaders often praise me. I also feel a sense of accomplishment, and I am very busy and practical every day.
However, since the reunion with high school classmate Ma Jie after a long separation, and then from classmates to love, for three months, she went to see her boyfriend once a month, stopping for a short time every time, cooking a few dishes that she was not good at, watching her boyfriend eat them all, and saying in a eager tone, "If we were in a city, then I could eat your cooking every day ..."
This kind of affirmation actually made her crude cooking find confidence and even a little pride. That kind of satisfaction is one hundred times stronger than the satisfaction that Sister Wang gave her a bonus.
As time goes by, she feels more and more that nothing can compare with the sense of accomplishment of watching her beloved eat delicious food every day.
So, I resigned with remorse and guilt that I couldn't take care of my boyfriend. I vowed to be a good wife, consolidate my cooking skills, let my boyfriend eat well and enjoy the warm two-person world.
However, considering that the job in my hometown is not easy to find, it is practical to take an examination of a civil servant without working overtime, and I can take care of my boyfriend while earning money. And my parents are around, so I don't have to worry about their parents' health.
Get it done at once. Why not?
three
"Really? Baby, you have done so much for me that I don't know what to say. "
After successfully resigning, not only she was happy, but also her boyfriend was happy and kept kissing on the phone.
"Well, will arrive soon, don't be sour. You can work with peace of mind. I'll get the key from your company after I get off the bus and come back to cook for you. I promise, I can eat delicious food when I come back ~~ I love you, so ~ "
Hearing her boyfriend's excited tone, Li Xinrui's mood can only be expressed by "anxious to return".
So that after the financial settlement was completed and the luggage was quickly packed, the rent and deposit were not paid in time. After calling the landlord, I couldn't wait to board the train back to my hometown.
Everything is going well and everything is so exciting.
Near the Spring Festival, watching the noisy crowd, Li Xinrui thought of another advantage of resigning, that is, after returning to his hometown, he no longer had to catch Spring Festival travel rush on 20 18, and he didn't have to book tickets everywhere.
In a good mood, she not only greeted the passengers next to her in the car, but also offered her seat to a lady with children.
There is a saying that the happy time is always short, but the time to expect happiness is always long.
Just over two hours' drive, Li Xinrui feels as long as two centuries' drive.
As soon as the car stopped, she rushed to the front with her luggage. When the door opened, she flew out like an arrow. She got out of the station, took a taxi, went to her boyfriend's company to get the key, and rushed to the supermarket with her luggage to make a big purchase. She bought shrimp and fish head, which her boyfriend likes, before she went back to her boyfriend's house to catch her breath.
"Wife, are you at home?"
Before I finished drinking a glass of water and took out my luggage, Sister Ma called and asked for my wife.
Let her instantly feel the heavy responsibility of her wife and the feeling of going home completely. After a few simple sweet words, she looked at the watch on her wrist. The clock pointed to seven o'clock in the evening and began to get busy.
Fish heads with chopped peppers will not, according to online learning;
Spicy shrimp will not follow the line step by step;
When the fishbone gets stuck in your hand, put it in your mouth and suck it gently. A woman with a "home" Where is it so fragile?
Pick out the shrimp line, or how long will it take your boyfriend to peel a shrimp? He works very hard every day.
……
Bit by bit, never let go, more careful than when I was a reporter. She was not good at cooking, and after two hours, she finally cooked it.
At this point, Ma Jie has come back.
four
"Wife, I smelled it as soon as I opened the door. It smells good. Thank you, wife, for your hard work ~ "
A hug from Ma Jie immediately drove her fatigue away without a trace, leaving only sweetness.
"Go to wash your hands. I'll peel the shrimp for you first. "
She raised her hands and pulled away from his broad arms. She sat down at the table and asked.
Well, that's what I want. He came back and gave her a hug, which smelled good and made her feel that her efforts were not in vain.
"how about it? Although the hue is not good, it tastes good, right? I will study it tomorrow. "
Sister Ma sat down, and she stuffed the peeled shrimp into his mouth, smiling and full of happiness.
"My wife's cooking smells good no matter what she does."
Ma Jie chewed and admired, even the acne on his face was filled with joy, his straight nose seemed to praise, and his soft hair reflected a little luster.
"That is, I am your wife. There is not only oil, salt, sauce and vinegar here, but also a cavity of love. "
She was so proud that she kept giving him food.
"Wife, did you tell your parents about your resignation?"
Ma Jie ate and ate, and her slender arms grabbed her head and gave her a hard peck on the face.
"No, I want to tell them in a few days and give them a surprise."
In fact, Li Xinrui didn't want to surprise her parents, but she was afraid that after telling the truth, her parents wouldn't agree to her resignation or that she lived here.
Parents have strong traditional ideas. Love is ok, but unmarried cohabitation is not. Not to mention that her parents admire her for being young and need to study more, work harder and study more.
If I knew, I would definitely let her go back to work at once.
In a few days, it will be different. In a few days, she can say that she has moved in together. Everything has happened, and it is useless to stop it.
"All right. But, wife, there is still nearly a year before you take the civil service exam. Are you still looking for a job here? Forget it. I'm afraid my salary is not enough for our life, because my brother has just entered the freshman year and has to support him. There are still more than a thousand living expenses left every month. "
Ma Jie listened, lowered his head and put a bite of shrimp in his mouth, and gave a shot with a smile.
"Keep the change. Don't worry, I have money, but I was busy at the company and didn't have time to go shopping or anything. Except for the rent and basic meals, all the wages paid have been saved, and now they have saved 20 thousand
Don't be afraid. I usually contribute to the company. Sister Wang said that all the outsourced manuscripts were given to me. There are one or two thousand manuscripts, ten in a month, which is higher than your salary. Flowers are enough. Your money is safe for your brother. You don't have to stay for living expenses. I support you! "
Li Xinrui hates Mager talking about money with her.
She doesn't care, okay?
Although she has only been in love for a few months, Ma Jie has never given her any gifts except a bunch of flowers, but she understands.
five
As the boss of the family, the Magers tightened their belts for him to go to college. After that, finding a good job is the hope of the whole family.
Although my family is not rich, I eat and drink well, and I am an only child. Parents have jobs and don't rely on themselves.
We're going to be husband and wife, so why bother?
Money can be earned. If you hurt your feelings for money, there is no chance of recovery.
Li Xinrui's attitude made Ma Jie overjoyed. I carried her into the bedroom before I finished eating, which made her giggle.
When the skin touches the soft sheets, listening to Ma Jie's sweet words and feeling Ma Jie's strong and pleasant gentleness, Li Xinrui further confirms the importance of his choice.
Fortunately, I had a strong willpower at that time. Otherwise, I would have listened to Sister Wang and continued to work there day and night. Where can there be such a happy time?
What are the achievements of girls?
Isn't it just an intimate lover, a shelter from the wind and rain, an enviable feeling?
As long as they are there, they are always there, and they are worried about their future life?
Li Xinrui believes it, but his parents don't.
After a week of sweetness, when she suddenly appeared in front of her parents, she did not surprise them, but was worried and scared.
Mother with a beautiful short hair waved angrily:
"I gave birth to such a disappointing daughter, must be out of my mind!
You quit your job and went to see him? Are you my daughter? Tomorrow, no, now, you move out at once, then call your leader and go back to work at once! I don't need you around! We're fine! "
"Mom, I really love him. He likes me. I like him. What age is this? Is it time for you to change your mind? Besides, I'm not going to take an examination of civil servants and review every day ... "
Li Xinrui, as expected, gave his mother a playful hug.
"I tell you, I'm not kidding you! You hurry back to work! "
Mom has always been very strong and will never let go of anything she says.
But I'm my mother's own daughter. How can I be a little more fierce?
In the face of her mother's strength and her father's silence, she simply took Ma Jie to the door at the weekend. After Ma Jie diligently repaired the toilet and deliberately cleaned it, her mother's attitude improved slightly.
But also solemnly said to her: "I only tolerate this year, you can't post it backwards." If you are admitted to the civil service, go to work. If you don't pass the exam, go back to Beicheng immediately. A daughter born and raised in pain is not a nanny servant! "
"To busy! Mother! "
six
Li Xinrui is confident, and she is sure of it.
Think about the hard work of the university, relying on the foundation and not afraid of anything.
So, since my mother quarreled and acquiesced in their cohabitation, she began to do four things every day:
Watch Ma Jie go to work, review his lessons, write articles to earn money, cook and wait for Ma Jie to get off work.
It seems that the days when you can't get out of the house are very easy, but in fact, every minute counts, and you are as busy as a bee.
Busy is a little busy, but happy.
The homework is diligent, the number of manuscript revisions is less, and the food is getting better and better. Every day with Sister Ma, you are jealous of me.
When they are busy, she takes time to cook and wait for him to get off work.
When she is busy, Sister Ma plays games and waits for her to cook.
When they are free, she will buy a plane ticket to Zhou Bianyou, enjoy romance, eat and drink, including shopping and consumption, all by herself. Not only did they not complain, but when they lived together for half a year, they also went to the prospective mother-in-law's house in the country and bought fur for her mother-in-law, plus two thousand yuan.
Even the prospective mother-in-law is full of praise. "Xinrui sensible, and don't spend your money. She also bought clothes to give us money. Xiaojie, if you don't treat others well, I won't skin you. "
"I am afraid that I will get married in the future. Can you two bully me? "
Ma Jie said, but he was also very happy.
"Don't worry, as long as you are good to me, I won't bully you. People are not willing to give up ~ "
Li Xinrui lightly chastising plunged into his arms, as if he had the whole world, and didn't care if his mother asked her mother-in-law if she had given her a present.
No. Why? It's normal to have no family. My mother doesn't understand, but she does.
So she never told her mother these things. Every time she mentioned them, she always said that Sister Ma took care of her and bought her this and that. Fortunately, my mother didn't ask her when she saw her red face.
It can be said that under her understanding and concealment of her parents, there is nothing but sweetness between them.
She is very satisfied, which proves that she has done the right thing, made the right choice and lived the right lifestyle.
seven
However, with more and more manuscripts sent by Sister Wang, less and less review time, more and more money earned, her psychology gradually changed.
I don't care so much about reviewing. Pick up a book when you have time, and don't take it to heart.
Compared with review, cooking is more and more careful, so rigorous that a dish without coriander embellishment will go downstairs to buy it.
More and more people pay attention to Ma Jie's clothes, leather clothes and shopping. Expensive leather shoes, buy; Buy all the game equipment you want.
Even occasionally transfer thousands of dollars to Ma Jie, the reason is very virtuous: how can a man do without some money?
Over time, the pampered Ma Jie gained a full 30 pounds, and the height of 1.78 meters was strong.
Every time I see her shopping for herself, Ma Jie always holds her affectionately and whispers in her ear, "I miss us so much."
Just a few simple words can always make Li Xinrui happy like a child, cook harder and take care of her boyfriend, and even start to make do with writing.
Anyway, Sister Wang appreciates her own level and will never be short of money, as long as it is not bad.
Well, isn't this life better than civil servants?
If you earn more, you can cook for Sister Ma without going to work.
To be a civil servant, you must go to work on time.
She is very satisfied, sometimes she doesn't write for a week.
Ma Jie occasionally asked her how the review was going. She always patted her chest and said, "No problem, I have a good foundation. I'm very busy recently. Just have a surprise before the exam. "
The terrible thing is that grades never follow feelings, but only follow actions.
For her who has studied for less than a month in a year, failing to pass the exam seems to be the biggest "reward" for her blind self-confidence.
To make matters worse, two months ago, she thought that the company was not busy and Sister Wang would not send a job for the time being. But when she saw that civil servants were hopeless, she took the initiative to call her to know that Sister Wang had stopped working with her.
The reason is simple: your writing is getting worse and worse, and I don't know what you did. I'm too lazy to tell you! Not even a little breakthrough thinking. It's not like you. You make a good adjustment and have a chance to cooperate in the future.
In desperation, she began to look for a job.
Unexpectedly, the job search is not satisfactory, either she doesn't like it or the company doesn't hire it. The next call is "Sorry, you have entered the talent pool and need to contact."
Multiple blows also seem to give her so-called love a great test.
eight
She is in a bad mood. Instead of comforting her, Mager was more angry than her:
"I told you, you can't be so impulsive to resign. Now, civil servants failed to pass the exam and even lost their jobs. People won't write a manuscript for you. I really don't know what you have been eating at home all day for a year? "
Hehe, what did she do? Doesn't he know?
Looking at Mager's rampage, she understood that Mager didn't blame her for quitting, but for not buying the shoes she liked.
Those shoes cost more than 2000 yuan. In the past, she would buy it without blinking an eye, but now the work of the manuscript is gone, and she has never saved any money at ordinary times, so she really can't get it out.
It's all her own fault. She secretly resented herself. If only she had saved some money while writing, but she didn't.
When she was in love, she wanted to spend money, enjoy it and save money after marriage.
Therefore, Ma Jie, who has been wearing 300, has been cultivated into a bad habit of not wearing shoes for less than 1000 yuan and never wearing clothes for less than 500 yuan, and has been accustomed to not eating food without fish and shrimp, and his leg hurts if he doesn't take a taxi to walk more than 500 meters.
Worried and worried, she began to have a high fever and lay in bed in a daze, let alone cook for Sister Ma. She got out of bed, her legs were weak and her hair was dizzy, and she felt that she would fall down in minutes.
Then Ma Jie's behavior made her realize how stupid she was. (novel title: "Eat your own food before seeing your boyfriend", author: melodramatic cabbage. From: read some stories every day and watch more exciting content)
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