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A joke that makes girls feel moved and sad.

1. A person dies if he is alive, but as long as you are alive, you must live in the best way. We don't know what we have until we lose it. 3. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion. Mom said, no one is worth your tears, and the only one who is, won't make you cry for him. 6. When two people are in love, they are eager for an infinitely sweet kiss, but why do they hurt each other with their kissing mouths when quarreling? 7. Happiness is like a button falling under the sofa-you can't find it if you concentrate. When you forget it, it will roll out by itself. 8. The temperature of tears is 530℃, just because the outside is too cold, it will drop to 53℃. 9. Pets and love are different things. Pets can have no communication, but love can't 10, Life Test 1 * * There are four topics: study, career, marriage and family. You have to get a high average score to pass, so don't spend too much time and energy on any topic. 1 1, the fish said: You can't see the tears in my eyes because I am in the water; Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. 12, life is alive, it should be like this, while fragrant others, while beautiful yourself. 13. It takes only a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 14, luminous is not the patent of the sun, you can also shine. 15, people will not lose themselves as long as they don't lose their way! What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face. 16, everything should be viewed from various angles. 17, the ideal road is always for people with confidence. 18, happiness must be shared to double happiness. This is also the reason why Three Gorges Online has been "taking stock of life and sharing classics". 19, hope for the best and prepare for the worst. Life without friends is like life without sunshine. 2 1, a person lives and dies, but as long as you live, you must live in the best way. 22. There is always time and opportunity to do things, and there is always an excuse to do things not to do. 23, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love. 24. Love is like a pair of socks. The more unpleasant socks look, the more likely they are to stay with you forever. The more beautiful socks they like, the less socks they often have. What we lack is not the opportunity, but the courage to return to zero in front of the opportunity. 26. Tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven. 27. No one is tired of drinking water because of the insipid water, and no one abandons life because of the insipid life. 28. The taste of missing someone is like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time. If you can't get what you love, love what you get. 30. Sunrise in the East China Sea and setting in the West Mountain is also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things. 3 1, the loss is due to greed-to be honest, honest people are rarely fooled. Don't give up flying if you can fly; Don't give up dreaming when you can dream; Never give up when you can love. 33. go home Warm home! The best thing in the world is home. 34. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him. If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship. Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves. 36. Smart people are happy, but those who think they are smart are troubled. Help others to alleviate three points of trouble, and you will enjoy seven points of happiness. 37. It takes at least two people-your enemy slanders you and your friend tells you. 38. A good life should be full of expectations, surprises and gratitude. 39. The happiest people are not necessarily the best, but they will fully enjoy what they have. 40. You must respect yourself before others will respect you. 4 1. If a thousand people pass by me, I can recognize your footsteps, because 999 people's feet are on the ground, and only your footsteps are in my heart. 42. Life is too short. If you don't give up today, tomorrow may not be. 43. Tell yourself once a day: I'm really fine. Remember, every day is the best day of the year. 45. Love is so powerful that people can forget everything, but so small that they can't even hold a grain of jealous sand. 46. It's hard to love someone and that person doesn't love you, but what's more painful is to love someone and never have the courage to tell him. Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake, so please don't regret it. 48. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy to be covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia. 49. Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted. Courage does not mean that fear does not exist, but that you dare to face and overcome it. 5 1, getting angry is punishing yourself with what others have done wrong. 52. If a person is weak, he is his greatest enemy; A brave man is his best friend. 53. Before correcting others, reflect on whether you have made any mistakes. 54. Without preset expectations, caring for people will be more comfortable. 55. The best friend is sitting quietly on the balcony without saying a word. When you walk away, you still feel that you have had a wonderful conversation. 56. A person's value is determined at the moment when he is tempted. 57. Where there is an ideal place, hell is heaven. Where there is hope, pain becomes happiness. 58. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have. 59. Face the past with the least regret. Face the present with the least waste. Face the future with the most dreams. 60. A classic of youth will never be redeemed immediately. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. 62. Be kind to others when you are proud, because you will need them when you are frustrated. 63. All victories are insignificant compared with the victories of conquering oneself. All failures, compared with the failure of losing self, are even more insignificant. 64. A thousand people have a thousand ways of life. If you want to change anything, you must first find yourself. 65. Although there is a lot of cold and darkness in this world, as long as there is more trust and care between people, there will be more sunshine. 66. If I can't, I must; If necessary, I can. 67. A person who can see things from other people's thoughts and understand other people's spiritual activities will never have to worry about his future. Face the sun, and there will be no shadow. 69. True love should go beyond the length of life, the width of the soul and the depth of the soul. 70. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous. It's not your turn to be jealous. That's the sourest. 7 1, death teaches everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although it suddenly dawned, it was too late! 72. You are your enemy, and only you can defeat you; You are your God, and only you can save you. 73. God never complains about people's ignorance, but people complain about God's unfairness. There are two kinds of people in the world: takers and givers. The former may eat better, but the latter will definitely sleep better. 75. God never complains about people's ignorance, but people complain about God's unfairness. 76. To change things, change yourself first; To make things better, make yourself better first. 77. People should have three levels of mentality: peace, stability and balance. Be calm to yourself, be tolerant to your friends, and be tolerant to many things, so that you can live happily. 78. Don't lament the setbacks, just think of all this as the preparatory work you must go through before you can achieve great things. 79. Everyone has a life, but not everyone knows life and even cherishes it. Life is a punishment for people who don't understand life. Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily. 8 1, when you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing; At the end of your life, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying. 82. A great man is great because when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goal. 83. You should tolerate those who have different views from you, so that life will be easier. It will be painful for you if you keep trying to change him. Learn how to put up with him. You must learn how to tolerate him. 84. Conscience is everyone's fairest judge. You can fool others, but you can never fool your own conscience. Never give up hope. The more sinister the environment, the more we must ignite the will of hope. 86. Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity. 87. Many people want a happy ending in life, but they don't know that beauty is not in the ending at all, but in the process of pursuit. 88. Regular physical examination. Don't wait until someone gives you a ride at the end. Three Gorges Online sincerely reminds you. 89. It is not only the environment that affects our lives, but also the mentality that controls our actions and thoughts. At the same time, mentality also determines a person's vision, career and achievements, and even life. 90. Health comes from the heart, and a positive attitude is like the sun, where it shines; Negative mentality is like a virus, and it will suffer wherever it spreads. 9 1, the first youth is given by God; The second person's youth depends on his own efforts. 92. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad. 93. A careless word may ignite a dispute, a cruel word may ruin a life, a timely word may relieve tension, and a caring word may heal a wound and save others. 94. Life is a process of spending and using time gradually. Once time is lost, life will come to an end. 95. Without saliva and sweat, there would be no tears of success. 96. There are no rewards to encourage hard work in the world. All rewards are only used to reward work results. 97. When you feel sad and miserable, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever. 98. There is only one thing in the world that no one can take away, and that is wisdom. If you want to succeed, you should regard persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry. 100, all great actions and thoughts have a negligible beginning.