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Make sentences with Lao Na (about 30)
I went to the west to learn the scriptures, and the journey was expensive. 1October 10, I'll send the warp. The female bodhisattva was lucky enough to see this sutra, indicating that she was predestined friends with the poor monk, so she sent a blessing on 10/0: I wish you good health, all the best and complete success. Monks don't talk nonsense
3. Nine Mo Zhi smiled: "The idle people in the world are worried about this common thing?" The old lady is uncertain in the future, and she is happy from ear to ear. She is happy, she is happy. ".Jin Yong?
4、
I advise the above people to take a good bath from now on.
Good heart.
Do more for the benefit of the world.
Most of them bloom for Wulin.
5. The plan of sitting in the old lady is even stranger.
Hidden hair cones are lifted from time to time.
6. The three of them have done their best.
But you can only stabilize wang hong's injury first.
But there is a stubborn gas in his heart.
Is insoluble.
We have to ask you to help Gao Ming make another adjustment.
7. An old woman is a monk.
Will you lust after things outside your body?
Move the nameless fire.
8. gifted
in my opinion
You just misunderstood him.
Wait until he comes out.
I will explain it to you.
It can thaw.
And there are no complications.
9. Although Buddhists do not insist on the afterlife.
But xu teacher is a Taoist disciple.
I'm in charge.
Better be buried tomorrow.
10, I'm going to fast for dinner.
from now on
Three are guests of Shaolin Temple.
1 1, amitabha
I know Schumann wants to go back to the right path.
I just don't want him to do such a mean thing.
Since Jianzong.
12 but we only have three words in Samye Temple.
Take a closer look at the old woman's printing method.
13, Tibetan tantric king kong-holy wheel king! You must be Miss Guo Er, the unworthy apprentice of the old lady who regrets her death.
In contrast, 14
Both the old woman and her younger brother, Hui Jue, are vulnerable.
14, creating and collecting high-quality sentences.
Let you make sentences at the same time
You can also learn useful knowledge.
15, I'll do my best and leave it to fate.
Try to teach Zhantian.
Try to find the right monster for him.
16, hurry up. Lao Na has started to step up the update.
I hope everyone is satisfied.
Today is Laba Festival.
I wish you all a happy holiday.
17, I know the true gentleman's compassion.
Always give something of value.
If you don't join hands when you have merit later.
Go talk to that old woman.
18, Master Yu was really an instant hit.
aim for the highest?
So it's best.
I thank you, not the whole world.
19, but I am eager to stay here.
You have to take a few pieces of old bones to get the donor's fist.
20, only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals, and only you can solve the complex in your heart. Chopsticks can't be immune to themselves, and the two are closely related. The road of life is long, and the past life has been repaired. It's cold and cold, so I miss your company. Singles' Day, you are never old!
2 1, it's winter, the ground is frozen, the weather is cold, it's hard to take it off and catch cold; It is difficult not to take off, and it is impossible to be comfortable; I can't get it off, and it's so wordy. Do you want to take it off or not? Donor, today is Singles Day. You'd better follow that old woman, so hurry up.
22. I have troubles every day, but I can't hide them. If you are happy, you must throw them away. Donor, listen to the old woman: there is no limit to the sea of suffering, and turning back is the shore! I hope you can relax, arm yourself with optimism and be an open-minded person!
23, Xuan Ji master see fireworks buddhist monk.
I couldn't help but tremble and drank: "Bright! You traitor! You have the nerve to show up in front of old women.
I'm going to sweep the floor for Shaolin today! "。
Master Dunwen, the Shaolin Zen master, said to all the disciples under the stage, "Ladies and gentlemen.
On behalf of the abbot, I take full responsibility for this Wushan killing.
I have already discussed with all of you here that I will March into Wushan tomorrow.
25. The common surname is Qian.
Mingtao
The word six is odd; Students (scholars) in the late Ming Dynasty
Wu Ming later became a monk.
French name Hong Ren.
Without wisdom.
Alias jianjiang
Self-styled jianjiang scholar
Also known as Jianjiang monk, without wisdom, plum blossom old woman.
On the 26th, Pushan added, "Qin benefactor.
I'll teach you the secrets of Buddhism.
If you practice hard,
There will be a bright future.
I see your whole body meridians are blocked.
Turbid gas is very heavy
Let me change the pulp for you first.
Deturbid! "。
27. I always have a chance to make you talk! Xu Genbao threw away his pen angrily.
Sit down next to the old woman.
28. Although dressed slightly frivolous.
But it looks calm.
Do you know you're pregnant with a ghost?
"I will take my benefactor to see him.
29. Donor Jiuyang Jing
This is a once-in-a-century event
This is also the only requirement of Huang Xuangong method.
I always thought it was just a legend.
I didn't think it was true!
30. Pu Ming read a Buddhist name.
Come forward and gently feel the pulse, Xu Dong.
After a few seconds, he smiled at Li Hongfei: "Brother Li.
Laona conjecture
What's the situation of Xu Dong Xiaoyou now?
You know that, right? "。
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