See how I "clean up" you.

On Sunday morning, I asked my husband to go out to buy food and prepare to "clean up" my daughter alone. I was very helpless. I shouted "husband, husband", but nobody paid attention to me after several times. After eating a meal, he turned yellow; After buying a magazine, his face turned blue; Buy another pancake fruit, and his face turns purple; Take the subway and then transfer to the bus, he only has chrysanthemums left; I leaned over to see if there was any, but he changed his mouth: "It seems that this mosquito is born obese." I couldn't stop laughing. He gave me a contemptuous look and I said, "Do you want to say the same thing as me?" After eating a meal, he turned yellow; After buying a magazine, his face turned blue; Buy another pancake fruit, and his face turns purple; Take the subway and then transfer to the bus, he only has chrysanthemums left; Finally, I bought a lollipop and blew his ass off. When my' second' classmate was in the third grade chemistry class, the teacher was talking about evaporation, and the liquid in the evaporating dish should be constantly stirred with a glass to prevent the liquid from boiling. "[children's joke part I]: children's paper, you can't do this ... [next part of children's joke]: you are immature [first part of joke]: stingy boss [next part of joke]: the difference between 60, 70 and 80.