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Lest turtles and lions write essays on this topic.
In the first race between the tortoise and the hare, the hare got carried away and fell asleep halfway, and the tortoise came first.
The rabbit learned the lesson for the second time, stopped sleeping and ran to the finish line in one breath. As a result, the rabbit won and the tortoise lost.
The tortoise was not convinced and asked for a third race. The tortoise said, the first two times were your designated running routes, and this time it was my designated running route. The rabbit thought I was fast anyway, so he agreed. So the third race began, and the rabbit ran ahead again. Unfortunately, at the end of the race, a river stood in front of the rabbit. At this time, the tortoise crawled slowly and crossed the river. In the third game, the tortoise won again.
After three rounds of competition, the rabbit and the tortoise began to wonder: Why are we always competing? Why not cooperate with each other? ... hit it off. Thus, a new journey began: on land, rabbits ran with turtles on their backs; When crossing the river, the tortoise swam with the rabbit on its back. In the end, the two men reached the finish line at the same time, achieving a win-win situation.
2. Composition One day, the tortoise was walking in the forest, and it happened that a lion was hungry and couldn't find food. When the lion saw the turtle, he was very happy, so he jumped on the turtle. Fortunately, the tortoise shrank its head and limbs into its shell. Because the turtle shell is too hard, the lion's teeth have been bitten. At this time, the tortoise stretched out its head and limbs and said, "Now you know what I can do!" " The lion said angrily, "I won't stop until I eat you today." The lion jumped at the tortoise before he could speak. Seeing that the lion was aggressive, the tortoise quickly shrank its head and limbs into its shell and rolled down the mountain.
Roll, roll, roll ... Suddenly an elephant came in front, and the tortoise looked at the elephant with his eyes. His eyes lit up and an idea came to him. The tortoise rolled behind the elephant, and the elephant didn't notice it, only noticed the lion. It thinks the lion is here to fight with itself. At this time, the lion saw that the elephant was in a wrong mood and ran away; The elephant also chased all the way to the cheetah's home. The cheetah also thinks that the lion ran to his door to fight; Therefore, cheetahs also force lions. The lion has no way out now. When the elephant and cheetah attacked him, they flashed quickly, and the elephant and cheetah collided.
When the elephant fights with the cheetah, the lion will settle accounts with the turtle. So, the lion searched and searched, searched and searched. ...
At this moment, the lion heard the tortoise proudly shout in the lake: "Come on, coward lion, come and catch me!" " "
The lion jumped at the little turtle in despair, but he was drowned.
On the surface, the lion won the battle, but it lost to the little turtle.
One day, the tortoise was walking in the jungle. The rabbit saw the tortoise and said, "Tortoise, dare you race with me?" "No, Miss Rabbit," replied the tortoise. "I know you dare not, coward," said the rabbit. "I am not a coward, and then I jumped into the river and swam away.
The rabbit still grimaced and shouted at the tortoise, "Coward". The tortoise returned to Dong Hao and cried sadly, "Why do others have strengths, but I don't?" The next day, the tortoise and the rabbit met again. The rabbit said, "Why did you run away with a guilty conscience yesterday?" The tortoise said, "Who?
Who said I ran away? I just went back to eat when I was hungry. At this time, there was a noise in the jungle. Suddenly, a fierce lion jumped out of the Woods. The tortoise quickly shrank back into its shell and was not eaten by the lion. The rabbit was completely swallowed by the lion, and the lion left.
The tortoise poked its head out of its shell and said happily, "It turns out that my strength is self-protection." Then, the tortoise learned to be short and long. Every animal has its own advantages and disadvantages.
The tortoise, rabbit, lion and rabbit haven't been out since they lost the game. It is said that he looks for things online every day, but he doesn't know what to look for.
After the tortoise won, the animals gave him something every day, and he was carefree and idle every day.
Today, the rabbit came to the tortoise's house. The tortoise sat there with a contemptuous expression and said, "What brings you here, huh?" The rabbit said, "I want to compete with you again." How about it? " The tortoise smiled and said, "You didn't lose enough last time. You are my loser! " The rabbit said, "Can you compare it?" The tortoise said, "well, if you like to lose, I'll let you lose enough." When? " "Tomorrow. The tortoise said, "Very good." "Then the rabbit went away. The story of the race between the tortoise and the hare began again. Word of mouth, word of mouth. ...
"Hey, ladies and gentlemen, what's today? Yes, it's the tortoise and rabbit race. Rabbit may have made a mistake last time and didn't win. Will it win this time? Can rabbits still sleep? I'll know in five minutes. " "I am a CCTV reporter, and there are many viewers behind me ..."
Today, there is a turtle and a rabbit. "The rabbit sleeps ..." The tortoise is slow ... "The tortoise said with a smile," You are sure to lose. ""Look at it, turtle "and" What are you ... "Now it's time for mobile phone messages. Those who win by buying turtles press Y to * * * and those who win by buying rabbits press X to * * * *, and a series of information storms appear on the field. ...
"Ready, let's go." The rabbit jumped up quickly. The host said, "Wow, rabbits are faster than before. What's on the rabbit's back? " "Ah, it turned out to be a run-up machine." Oh, so I was looking for a run-up machine when I was surfing the Internet! "The tortoise's cheerleaders said that they cheated ..." The host said, "There is no rule in the animal world that you can't use the run-up machine in the competition! "
Turtle cheerleaders are unconvinced.
The tortoise walked slowly, saying that the rabbit wanted to sleep while the small stone said, "Hey, it's time for mobile phone messages again. The tortoise presses Y to * * *, and the rabbit presses X to * * * to win, and there is another information storm on the field. ...
At this time, the host said excitedly: "The rabbit is almost finished. Where is the tortoise? " ? Send a helicopter to find the host. The tortoise is not far from the starting point, which means that he has just run for a long time. The host almost fainted after listening. When the rabbit reached the finish line, the cheerleader of the rabbit said, you are great, the tortoise is a tortoise. ...
An hour, two hours and an hour later, the tortoise still disappeared. It was not until five hours later that the tortoise finally came. When the tortoise arrived, he didn't see the rabbit's shadow. He said loudly, "I won. Everyone says rabbits can sleep!" " The master dare not interrupt the tortoise. When the tortoise finished, the host said, "The winner of this competition is the rabbit." The tortoise was surprised and said, "Isn't it me?" ""No, the rabbit won. " "But didn't you see the rabbit?" "He waited for you here, and when he got impatient, he went home." The tortoise gave a cry and then fainted.
5. Write a composition about the small animal lion.
The lion is a mammal and the overlord of the grassland. It feeds on meat and preys on innocent small animals, so lions are natural enemies of animals. Its eyes are big, its eyeballs are very bright, and there is a big mouth under the bright eyes. The whole head is covered with hair, just like being wrapped in a headscarf. The hair on my body seems to be golden! Its claws are very sharp and its tail swings from side to side like a whip. It's really interesting. The lion is still a professional hunter! Look! That deer is eating grass! Suddenly, a lion decided the direction and rushed to the deer. The deer was frightened and ran, but it still couldn't escape from the lion's palm. The lion swooped down and the deer accidentally fell down. The lion bit its neck, and the deer only blinked painfully. Then the deer died before eating it. Ah! No wonder people call the lion' the overlord of the grassland'. I really like lions. Because it's so brave.
6. How do the big lion and rabbit write their compositions in the third grade? In the forest, there lived a little rabbit, a big lion and a little rabbit opposite the big lion.
One day, the big lion woke up and was hungry, so he found food. He saw the rabbit sleeping and wanted to eat it when he passed by. At this time, the little rabbit woke up and ran away. The lion chased and chased and finally caught the rabbit. It said, "Why are you so happy and I am always unhappy?" Little Nutbrown hare said, "Let me stay away from you first, and I will tell you." The lion released the rabbit. The rabbit said, "you are unhappy because your heart is cruel and vicious." We are happy because we are kind and will not do evil to others. " Say that finish, the little rabbit ran away. The big lion and the little rabbit finally sighed and didn't want to harm others anymore. The lion kept his promise, and since then, the big lion has never done anything bad to others.
Animals are no longer afraid of lions, because they know that lions have changed, and they are no longer as cruel and vicious as before. Lions also play games and laugh with them. Even at a get-together, the lion saw the rabbit and said solemnly, "Thank you for making me happier." The big lion went up and performed one program after another, and the animals all said yes!
Because of this, the big lion has the title of "King of Animals".
7. How to write the composition of goat, lion and tortoise in the forest? But my mother is looking forward to family ties. Passing affection is passing warmth. People who are warm by family are the softest, so my mother holds carnations with tears of happiness in her eyes. My mother's touch moved me. ...
Evaluation: I think every student has his own ideas, because "everyone has a head". However, now more and more students are not good at expressing their thoughts in their own language, so they always try to keep their thoughts close to the public thinking in their compositions-grateful for their mother's love, which is the public thinking. Therefore, when there is a topic of "gratitude", the value orientation of everyone's composition is "one side of a thousand words". This method of using "popular thinking" instead of "personal thinking" to conceive the theme of the composition makes many students lose the uniqueness of their thoughts, and it is difficult to write a good composition with unique thoughts and stand out from the crowd. However, the composition "Mother's Day without Thanksgiving" deviates from the category of popular thinking. Everyone says "Thanksgiving" and "Me", but after "Should", I want to buy a bunch of flowers for my mother to convey the affection of my family. The "personality thought" expressed in this style makes people shine, fresh and reasonable. When writing, express your thoughts in your own language, which is the real composition-one of the elements of excellent composition is "seeking truth".
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