A short story of waste recycling

Xiaozi's uncle bought a tricycle after he came back from working in Guangdong, and he started collecting waste products. My uncle and aunt ate breakfast after six o'clock every day and embarked on the journey of collecting waste. Come back at noon and have a quick meal, then go out again, until the evening with Dai Yue. Xiao Zi can't help sighing that the life of collecting waste products is also in a hurry!

Xiao Zi wants to write a story about collecting waste products, and she is in the process of making it. She remembered a joke she read on the webpage before. Share here, I hope Bojun will smile.

? Story:

One year ago,

after the death of a waste collector, he had tea with God.

God asked, "The business of collecting waste products is very good. It's easy and profitable. How did it die?"

It seems that the waste collector met a bosom friend and said with infinite excitement, "My dear God, do you know the n ways to die when collecting waste?" God asked inexplicably, "Let's hear it?"

Collecting waste products is like a few treasures, pulling his finger and saying, The profit is so low that it scares you to death, the market is so depressed that it kills you, the development of the market kills you, the employees are so tired that they kill you, the mortgage and car loan still kill you, the customers are so arrogant that they worry about you, the waste products in Man Ku cry you to death, and the fatigue and lung disease kill you ...

God thinks that he is too talkative. Every day, such rambling will disturb the tranquility of heaven, so he will be beaten into it.

just a week later, the king of Yan came to the door sweating and said, "God, get him out of here quickly." God asked, "What's the matter?"

Yan Wang said, "He is too busy to pay attention to me at all! All day long, two mobile phones, three meals uncertain, so busy! The kids in hell have also been assimilated by him! Get up early every day, hold a regular meeting, teach the method of distinguishing goods, preach the doorways of purchasing, talk about development planning, engage in team building, rank performance, and even preach that customers are God! What I am saying now is simply fart, and no one listens at all! "

god was furious and said, "let him go to heaven and see how I can clean him up!" "

A month later, the King of Yan met God and asked, "Dear God, how did you pick up that eloquent junk boss?"

god stopped and replied: you made three low-level mistakes talking to me like this!

first, you should call me boss!

Second, there is no God in this world, only customers are God!

thirdly, I don't have time to chat with you. I have to collect waste products.

The charm of the hero in this short story is really great! Ha ha! Did you laugh?