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Did anything embarrassing or funny happen during the trip?

Hello, everyone. Maybe it's different from other friends. I seldom go out to travel since I was a child, and I don't like going out very much, but this topic suddenly reminds me of the few times I have traveled abroad, and I met something particularly embarrassing and funny! I remember it was 13, and I said I went to Hebei to meet an entrepreneur in Zhifu. Because I saw his project on TV at first, I thought of going on a field trip to see what it was like, and if I could, I would join in at once.

I booked the train ticket the next day and then the day before. If I remember correctly, it should be the train after 2 pm. The next day, after I came to the railway station to get my ticket, I happily checked in and got on the bus.

Then, just a few minutes after sitting down, a woman came along the aisle, pushing a suitcase and holding a plastic bag. If there is nothing wrong, clothes and the like are put in it. Visually, she is in her twenties and looks very well dressed, but she really can't see what kind of social outlook she is. She looks like a student and a female white-collar worker who has been in the workplace for several years.

After that, I didn't think much, and I just wanted to go home as soon as possible (after all, I went alone, and my family didn't trust me to meet strangers alone), but then something embarrassing happened.

The girl has a good figure, but she is not too tall. She should be 1 m 55, or 1 m 57, but it will never exceed 1 m 6. Seeing that the car seat was full of other people's luggage, she had to put it on it.

However, for a person of her height, it is really difficult to put luggage on it. I tried several times, but all failed. I almost hit my suitcase on my head twice. I didn't help the first few times because I was afraid that others would say that I was diligent or something, and I thought that she might pretend again. After a few times, I became impatient.

Later, I asked me to play it for her, and she agreed at once. It felt like waiting for me here! Wait for me to stand up. (Ha-ha) That, of course, is about the rain in Mao Mao for me. Three times five divided by two settled it for her, but just as I was about to sit down, she said she had a handbag for me to put together. I was thinking, what I was holding was just a handbag, why should I put it on? )!

But thinking about the beauty of adults, doing good deeds to the end and sending Buddha to the west, I picked up the bag and stuffed it into the small gap left for her, but the gap left was too shallow to fit in at all, and I couldn't give in, so I had to bite the bullet and do something perfect for her.

But as a result, when I finally put my bag in and sat down, her bag went wild and fell off guard. In an instant, I had underwear and socks on my head. At that time, there was a pair of white underwear and a pair of black underwear hanging on his head and a sock hanging on his ear.

I felt "dark" in an instant, only seeing my aunt and another girl with small eyes next to me. Maybe I'm afraid I'm too embarrassed. I can't wait to find a hole to get into, ah. . . Awkward. What makes me even more angry is that that girl is quite heartless and keeps laughing. I'm still wondering why you don't trust your suitcase and insist on taking a bag to hold these underwear. I really don't understand, but fortunately it's all over. ).

Later, because of this incident, we also slowly struck up a conversation, so we chatted all the way and added contact information to each other. In the intervening years, we greeted each other if nothing happened. After the phone was refreshed the year before last, the only contact information was gone. It is also a fate to think about it now!

Often people are on the road, and there are many embarrassing things and jokes. Let me introduce some happy weekends and share them.

When I first started traveling, because there was no private car at that time, my friends rented a car when they met for a long trip. As the leading brother, we should take the lead in tourism initiatives, planning, car rental, itinerary and accommodation. I remember going to the seaside once, which was a thousand words to my friends. I left in front of the travel agency at 6 o'clock the next morning on time. At 6 o'clock the next day, the sound of the phone woke me up from my dream. The friend asked: Where are you? I'm sleeping! What is this? Ha ha ha laughter came from the other end of the phone. "We can all get on the bus and wait for you!" When I arrived by taxi in a hurry, everyone in the car paid attention and I didn't dare to look up.

When I first started traveling, I was still in the era when there were no digital cameras, and there were not many mobile phones, and the functions were even less satisfactory. Photographs are taken with film cameras, but many people have superb photography skills. Once a friend traveled to Changbai Mountain in Dandong, and one of the technical masters was in charge of the whole photography. The broken bridge records the history of family hatred and national hatred, and the picture of friends holding hands as a souvenir is touching. Tianchi, the true feelings are like water, and the memory is fleeting. The wind goes and the rain falls, and the laughter of friends stays in the scenery that time can't copy. Master told me that the film was not loaded when he went to the photo studio for printing! You can use it next time.

In the early years, born in the north, we only knew that pineapple was delicious, but few people would know the characteristics of pineapple in depth. I remember that some friends once traveled to Yunnan. The scenery in Jinghong suburb is pleasant, and the tall trees are covered with big and beautiful pineapples. Three yuan and two, which tourists order which sellers cut, is very tempting. Six people, three yuan, great value. But I only ate a small piece, and the taste was completely different from that in the northeast! . Sister An said that you can't eat more, and the digestion is definitely different in different regions. A man insisted: if you don't eat the rest, it will be wasted! Everyone discouraged it. In the middle of the night, my stomach began to swell, and I couldn't spit it out without pulling. He was taken to the hospital in the heavy rain and stayed for two days. After the trip, we stopped eating fruit, and all our friends laughed and said, this is more thorough, and materials and money are saved.

There are many interesting things to travel. A little red in evergreen trees doesn't need much color in spring. Friends walk all the way, their mood is high and their friendship is like flowers.

I share the embarrassing things and jokes I experienced during my two trips, which is enough to make you laugh!

Traveling is a very happy thing. When you go to many places, you will inevitably encounter all kinds of embarrassment or jokes. It was a summer a few years ago, and my family went to Putuo Mountain in Zhejiang to play and came to Putuo Mountain. Of course, I have to ask Xiang to worship Buddha and pray for the safety and health of my family!

I walked into the temple with a pious heart, and I began to burn incense and kowtow. When I kowtowed for the second time, I suddenly got stuck behind my neck and couldn't help but let out a cry, which scared the tourists next to me. Suddenly he looked confused and didn't know what had happened. After I continued pounding my head, I asked my family to take a photo of the posterior cervical fossa. I guessed at a glance that it should have been stung by a wasp. At this time, I saw several tourists waiting in line to invite incense and steal it with malicious intent.