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What is the value of the promise?
What is a promise? Is she a beauty? no. Is it money? It doesn't seem to be the case. Is it related? Even less so. Can it be eaten as a meal? Nope either. What use can it be? It seems like it can be played as a ball. The national football team has stinky feet, but it promises to be quite powerful when it comes to kicking. What exactly is a promise? In the final analysis, a promise is just an empty declaration. Compared with a man's words that are hard to follow, the current promise seems to be an instinctive reaction of the human body when the stomach is cold, a stench expelled from the anus.
On September 15, 2007, "Beijing Times" reported: In order to strengthen corporate self-discipline and standardize drug promotion behaviors, 37 large international pharmaceutical companies signed the "Code of Conduct for Drug Promotion" in Beijing yesterday. Commit to not providing gifts for personal purposes to medical and health professionals in normal times; gifts to medical and health professionals on statutory holidays shall not exceed 200 yuan.
I heard that someone made a promise again, and they played quite well. It’s really a bit funny. What are you promising? Don't do anything you shouldn't do at any time. Just do what you should do within your limits. Promises are not just a show.
Every time during the festival, all units must carry out clean government commitments, and everyone must solemnly sign the clean government commitment letter every time. The words spoken by the leaders while sitting on the stage were sonorous and resounding, and the performances were real. But as soon as they got off the stage, cash, gifts, beauties, and dinners surrounded the leaders. They gave out what was supposed to be given, ate what was supposed to be eaten, and played what was supposed to be done. Just follow the rules and do things you shouldn't do. Who takes his signature seriously? Who takes his solemn promise seriously? If there is one less gift, their promise will come true. People looked after each other tacitly and responded with a faint smile. For those who really take their promises seriously, people will laugh their heads off. Can this still be taken seriously? You idiot, who would make a promise if you take it seriously?
Nowadays, every time people take an exam, they will sign an exam commitment letter, promising not to plagiarize or cheat. However, every time there is an exam, there are always people doing tricks secretly. Nothing can be forbidden.
Young people who are in love promise each other that they will love each other until the end of time. Oh! Turning around, in another corner, this promise was repeated countless times.
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People have long been accustomed to hearing too many promises and watching too many ceremonies. They do one thing on stage and another off the stage, and they speak in Mandarin. fart. People do one thing in front of others and another behind others. They raise their hands to promise and lower their hands to ask for it. Promise is just a play.
Currently, 37 large international pharmaceutical companies across the country have signed the "Code of Conduct for Drug Promotion" in Beijing, agreeing not to provide gifts for personal purposes to medical and health professionals in normal times; but on New Year's Day and During statutory holidays such as the Spring Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, and National Day, companies may occasionally give small amounts of custom gifts to medical and health professionals, with the value not exceeding RMB 200 per person. During promotion activities, companies can provide medical and health professionals with small items related to the medical profession, such as pens, notepads, surgical gloves, etc., with the value of each item not exceeding RMB 100.
No matter how you put it, 37 companies have made their commitments and have also formulated corresponding breach of contract measures, and let us believe it again. But if you don’t believe it, what can you do to them?
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