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Son, I'm your mother!
You said you were bored to death, you yelled at me, called me a crazy bitch, out of sight, out of mind, you fantasized about the life you wanted.
Mom was completely stunned, her head exploded, she went blank, and tears poured down her face. I have no time to be angry with you or scold you. I grabbed the note and ran downstairs. I fell twice.
I called all the teachers, classmates, relatives and friends, and I cried and told them that my child was lost.
I asked all over the streets, school internet cafes, game halls, and they all said they didn't see it. I pray that they will reconsider.
It's getting dark, and my mother is cold and scared. I don't want to go home, because there is no you at home, so I will wait for you at the intersection.
Son, where are you? Come back quickly. You are hungry. Mom will cook for you right away.
I also called your father who abandoned us. He scolds me as soon as he opens his mouth. He called me a human being, insulted you and was not worthy to be your mother. He laughed at me for being a bad woman.
I told him with tears, sorry, it's all my fault. Please stop cursing and help me find it. It's our child, too.
Baby, for more than nine months, we were really together, and you slept in your mother's belly. I feel strange, everything is abnormal, tired, sleepy, nauseous, nauseous, loss of appetite, picky eaters, like sour things, and hate greasy food.
One day, you moved, and I almost lost my chin. It's amazing.
Mother often caresses her chubby belly, and you are among them. Sometimes you turn over, sometimes you kick me a few feet, and sometimes you scratch me with your little hand.
Did you get a look at him? Recently, my mother is as heavy as a hippo, with a zebra crossing and freckles on her swollen face, like an African gorilla.
I can eat so much and I'm not afraid to throw up. Eat after vomiting. Hehe, I wonder if our mother stole the food.
The next day: Why is the night so long? Is it not from dark to dawn? Where do you sleep? Do you have a bed and quilt? Did you hear your mother's call in your dream? Afraid of waking you up, I whispered again and again, come back, go home, go back to my mother's arms. If you hate it, mom won't hold it too tightly. Just sit at the end of your bed and hold your little feet.
Did you have breakfast? Remember to drink that steaming glass of milk, you are still growing.
Your seat is empty without you in the class. No need for mom, no need for study, no need for classmates, no need for girls you like.
Your father's heart is still so cruel and indifferent He won't help me find you. He said I deserved it, deserved it.
Boss, I quit. I'm going to find my children. He left, and my soul flew away. At the moment, I am too upset to do anything. Sorry, I can't work for you. Thank you for pitying me and taking me in all these years.
Son, where are you hiding? This time, my mother really didn't look for you. Which direction do you want me to look? Call me, mom. I am here. Come to me.
I stood in the street stupidly. I'm such a crazy bitch, just like you called me. Stop honking and cursing. You can kill me, because living is boring.
Your grandparents are dead, I have no parents, your father escaped, and I have no husband. If you run away again, who can I be?
Believe it or not, my mother used to be a little girl. She likes candy, dolls, singing, hugging, skipping and crying when she gets lost. Malanhua, 28256, 28257, 28293 1 1 ...
Hum, the day I owned you was the biggest robbery against an ordinary woman in my life. My cervix opened, my pelvis cracked and blood flowed out. Oh, my God, you little thing are so bloody that you tore a hole in your mother's body.
You bared your teeth and fell to the ground, arching your little head like a monkey. I collapsed, went into shock, and there were sweat and tears all over the floor. I am ferocious, twisted and hoarse, and I can't shout. I almost couldn't get up in one breath and almost lost my life.
Do you know that?/You know what? At that moment, my mother was soaked and miserable. Don't laugh at me. I'm incontinent. Life is so cruel. I brought back a baby from the jaws of death.
Do you want to change your life for one or both? I cursed your father's heartless man. It was he who played me, sowed the seeds and bore fruit.
When the doctor sent you to my arms, you were sticky, wrinkled and ugly. Grind and rub my chest and let it suck. Mom has two giant melons, which are ripe and contain sweet milk only for you.
I still smiled knowingly. All the pain is worth it. It's good to have company. I can spend my old age in peace and carefree. I just want to watch you grow up. Lord, you are kind. You gave a woman the most energetic child. Amen.
You are too young to bear the injustice of your mother, so you don't want to pour bitter water on you. It's really bitter. You are not full moon yet, although mom tries her best to please him, love him, curry favor with him, beg him, give everything she has and do her best.
But your father remained unmoved. He fell in love with a more beautiful woman. My mother is really not as beautiful as others. She is a charming girl. He was honest with you and me, and expressed his heart.
Sorry, baby, you are still in infancy, so I made you lose your father's love and become a single parent. Forgive your mother for this poor flower.
Those endless days and nights, mom hugged you and we cried together. It never rains but it pours. My milk is flat and you have pneumonia again. Those are depressing days. Forget it. Fortunately, we survived. During that time, I kept losing my hair, a lot, one place at a time, and my inner depression made me nervous from then on.
The third day: My child, my mother is sitting on the sofa, flipping through your photo album and looking at our little home. Cold and desolate. Nothing but crying in vain, lonely and pitiful, let the world despise.
I was so sleepy last night that I accidentally fell asleep against the wall for a while. I had a dream. It's bloody. You were taken away by the bad guys. They opened your stomach. It's terrible. I was so scared that I sweated and cried and went downstairs to find you. Maybe, I'm not sure, you're just a cat in the bush at the gate of the community, afraid to come up.
Son, where the hell are you? Don't torture my mother. I was wrong. I'll correct it right away. I won't nag and bother you anymore. No matter how hard and tired I am, I will not sigh in front of you.
I borrowed some money from my boss to buy you those sneakers that I promised you for a long time. Besides, your mother promised to change your mobile phone. What is the grade exam? Mom doesn't lose her temper and grow up healthily and happily. Just don't leave her and don't let her see you.
The days when we were in trouble were unforgettable. You open your mouth and call me mom. I shook your little shoulder with tears in my eyes. Say it again, baby, say it again, yes! I am your mother, the person who loves you the most in the world.
You have a fever again, all because your mother shouldn't take you to the lawn to roll, sweating less and wearing less. You've been coughing all night, doctor. Help my child. I can do anything you want. He seems to be dying. Come on, look, it's too painful.
I was caught by a stranger on the bus that time. I shouldn't be angry with you when I go home, because you were in a bad mood that day and just finished being criticized by the teacher. You hid in your room and cried with a quilt. I walked in gently, hugged you and let your mother cry with you. You hug mom, too. Let's snuggle up to each other. I'm scared, too.
Little guy, it's not fun when you grow up. You learn to talk back to me, and you despise me more and more. Don't you like your mother? You are old, ugly, incompetent and crazy.
Otherwise, you wouldn't yell at me and push me to the ground at once. Don't don't don't want mom, I have nothing, don't be sick of mom, I'm so poor, don't refuse mom, my heart can't be broken anymore. Ah-ah-why am I such a failure? Nobody likes me.
Day 4: The child has been missing for four days. I feel hopeless. It was probably an accident. What happened. Mom can't stand it either. I think I'm still strong. I thought I couldn't live without you for a day, but I survived for four days. You wait for mom, and when I swallow this bottle of medicine, mom will come to you right away. Don't run around until I get back.
God, let me pray for the last time, a wretched woman who nobody wants, who doesn't ask for an afterlife or be a woman. May my baby be safe and I will be safe. My reincarnation was a mistake, and I shouldn't leave this time. I am a joke. I'm not pretty at all. Living people, may God be with you and bless you and your families forever.
You shouldn't save me. I'm lying in the ward, so uncomfortable. There is suffocating white here, desolate to despair.
Dabaoji, is that you? I can't see clearly. Speak up!
You shook my arm, mom. I came back. I didn't go anywhere. I hid in dad's house just to scare you. ...
I have no strength at all. I can't say a word. I really can't laugh.
I said to myself, son, I'm your mother!
How are you? It's my turn to run away from home. Bless my mother. I hope I am more successful than you. My mother doesn't have the courage to live. It is so boring.
I turned my head and covered my head with tears in my eyes. ...
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