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What popular science stories are there?

Einstein, Madame Curie and Edison are all world-famous great scientists. However, scientists are also human beings and an ordinary person in life. If you are human, there will be upside-down jokes. \x0d\\x0d\ "Going home \x0d\\x0d\ One day, Einstein, a great scientist in the world, went home, thinking while walking, and unconsciously walked through a strange place. When local people find themselves lost, they want to ask others, but they just forget their home address. Fortunately, he remembered the telephone number of his office and made a phone call to it. Afraid of his secretary's jokes, he pretended to ask, "Excuse me, where does Einstein live?" The secretary didn't recognize Einstein's voice and said, "Sorry, Dr. Einstein doesn't want to be disturbed. His home address cannot be said. "Then Einstein had to say," I am Einstein. " His words surprised the secretary. \x0d\\x0d\ is unique. A similar thing happened to Balzac, the great French writer. \ x0d \ x0d \ Balzac often goes out for a walk. Once, fearing that someone would look for him, he wrote a few words on the door when he went out: "Mr. Balzac is not at home, please come this afternoon." "\ x0d \ x0d \ He walked thinking of a novel. A few hours later, when he was hungry, he began to walk home. Suddenly he found the words on the door. He sighed with great regret and said, "So Mr. Balzac is not at home." Then he turned and walked back, continuing to conceive his novel. \ x0d \ x0d \ One is a great scientist and the other is a great writer. Why don't you even know your home sometimes? In fact, careful analysis is not surprising. From a psychological point of view, when a person is jealous and infatuated with something, the nerve center of his brain will have a great excitement, and everything else will be temporarily suppressed. At this time, he has entered a state of selflessness, and everything in the world does not exist except what he thinks. It is entirely possible for them to forget their home address for a while. Their infatuation is the embodiment of their creative spirit reaching its peak. \ x0d \ x0d \ The Unjust Man \ x0d \ x0d \ If you have a guest in your home, it must be very impolite to ask him to sit down and let him stand, and people will say that you don't understand human feelings. However, Madame Curie, a world-famous physicist and chemist and two-time Nobel Prize winner, is such a "inhuman" person. \ x0d \ x0d \ Madame Curie and her husband, Mr. Curie, refused to socialize together in order to engage in scientific research, and often stayed indoors for dozens of days. Sometimes they forget to cook and eat carrots to satisfy their hunger. Although the Curies are world-famous scientists, their families are very poor. One day, they received a letter from their father asking what furniture they wanted to buy. Mr Curie said, "We only have two chairs. There is no place to sit when the guests come. Add another chair. " \ x0d \ x0d \ Madame Curie said, "But as soon as they sat down, they didn't want to leave". So the two agreed not to add chairs in order not to let the guests occupy their own research time. Look, this is so inhuman! However, there will be people who are more inhuman than them. When the guests came, they wouldn't even let in the door. This was the case when Russian musician Tchaikovsky wrote. \ x0d \ x0d \ Once, Tchaikovsky was writing at his desk when the doorbell rang in a hurry, and the servant came in to announce, "Sir, a gentleman is visiting." \x0d\ Tchaikovsky said without hesitation, "Please tell him that I am working and don't want to see anyone. "x0d \ x0d \ servant said," that's a celebrity. Sometimes I'm not afraid of your identity. "\ x0d \ x0d \ Tchaikovsky buried himself in his writing and ignored his servant. But the doorbell kept ringing. Tchaikovsky had to submit his work and open the door with a frown. \ x0d \ x0d \ A well-dressed gentleman stood at the door: "Is Mr. Tchaikovsky at home? "\ x0d \ x0d \ so this person doesn't know him. Tchaikovsky immediately said, "No" \ x0d \ x0d \ The gentleman said, "I have been there many times, but I have never seen them. Can you tell me when he will come? "\ x0d \ x0d" It's hard to say. " Tchaikovsky said coldly. After the guests left, Tchaikovsky quickly closed the door and immersed himself in his creation again. \ x0d \ x0d \ People like Madame Curie and Tchaikovsky do seem a little inhuman, but this is also their greatness. \ x0d \ x0d \ strange groom \ x0d \ x0d \ pasteur, a French microbiologist and chemist, is keen on doing experiments, and his life is always upset and his daily life is abnormal. People call him a madman. On the wedding day of "Crazy" Pasteur, the family was full of guests. The bride, Miss Mary, accompanied by her parents, arrived at the wedding church early. When the priest announced the beginning of the ceremony, everyone's eyes flashed a question mark. Why didn't you see the groom? \ x0d \ x0d \ People look around and return disappointed. Miss Mary was received so coldly that she began to cry sadly. Finally, a good friend of Pasteur found him in the laboratory. It turned out that Bath was conducting an experiment. His friend asked him, "Hey, have you forgotten what day it is today?" \ x0d \ x0d \ Pasteur replied, "Absolutely not, sir. But I can't interrupt my experiment. You see, he will succeed. "In this way, he didn't feel the wedding hall until the end of the experiment, and he didn't even have time to change clothes. Although Miss Mary felt sad, didn't he decide to marry Pasteur just because he admired his dedication to science? So he forgave her husband.