Horrible hospital humor jokes

I want to buy four Jin of pork, 725 yuan. "You are really something," said the salesman.

"Just buy five catties!" The fat woman quickly explained, "You don't know,

I'm losing weight. I have lost 4 pounds 725 yuan. I want to see if this is?

What a big piece of meat. "

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The gentleman's foreskin is too long to go to the hospital for surgery. Before the operation, the nurse wanted to shave off the key parts of Mao Mao. The nurse's face is beautiful, and a gentleman is a little out of control. The nurse began to shave and a gentleman DD began to grow up. The nurse thought, You can't, Doby! So I scraped slowly and groped for the rope. As a result, a gentleman couldn't bear it and shot at random ... the female nurse couldn't dodge.

The trick is ...

The female nurse almost fainted.

Say, you boy, you will suffer now! ! ……

The operation was a success! ! The incision is well stitched. The doctor said you can leave the hospital in a week and have a quiet rest. The next day, the female nurse came to the ward alone. A gentleman was embarrassed to see her. Today, the female nurse is enchanting and sees no one around. She suddenly pulled off her coat and said, do you think the color and style of my bra look good? Just as he was talking, I heard three "ping", "ping" and "ping" under the quilt. The man's irresistible physiological reaction happened, and the newly stitched wound line was torn open ... it was dizzy ... and it was going to be stitched again!

The next day, the female nurse went to the ward again, closed the door, lifted her skirt and said, look at the lace of my underwear, and ... some gentleman screamed again. ...

A month later, a certain gentleman still failed to leave the hospital. The attending doctor took the key of a gentleman and said with tears, Sir, I really don't have an underground needle.