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Write a composition and give your parents a glass of hard liquor.

A few years ago, I went to Huangshi, Hubei Province to watch "Three Children". This time, I not only brought back such a good wine as "Jin", but also brought back a piece of filial piety to my parents! "Saner" is really not an outsider, and I am as close as brothers. Saner was an orphan, and his parents died early. At his uncle's house when I was a child. In those days when I didn't have enough to eat, it was no small matter to have multiple pairs of chopsticks, so his aunt despised him. His family and mine are neighbors. They are my classmates. He always comes to my house when something happens. My parents are kind rural people. Seeing his pity, they often let him eat at my house. After a long time, like a family, they began to call me mom and dad, michel platini, foster mother, and then they simply called me mom and dad. If there is anything delicious, my parents will definitely leave one for him. There is a big brother above me. I am the second child. He is younger than me, so he has become the "third child" in my family. Later, "Saner" was admitted to the university, went to Hubei, and settled down after graduation. His father-in-law's family is in good condition, with only one precious daughter. So "Saner" is in a good position. Can be busy making a living, he has been back to his hometown for ten years, and we really miss him. One year's summer vacation is enough. I went to his house and finally met him. Don't mention how happy you are. This reunion made us very happy. Actually, I like drinking, and I prefer that kind of lasting joy. Saner's family is very hospitable. "Saner" seems to be grateful for this kind of life and tries to make me eat and drink well. Every meal is delicious, which really makes me taste all kinds of delicious food in Hubei. There is nothing to say about fine wines, such as Langjiu, Wuliangye, Fenjiu and so on. According to common sense, it should be "a thousand cups make a few friends", but I drink very little every time because of my body and stomach, and every time because of me, we make this wine very unpleasant. Once, the best friend of "Saner" invited me to a banquet, using Maotai for the state banquet. However, it's a little more than usual. As a result, I drank for several days and was very ill. It is very regrettable for the "three children". For several days in a row, I felt very uncomfortable. I had gastrointestinal problems. "Saner" was very anxious, and Luo Zhang, who ran before and after, made me get better soon. I don't care about my illness at all, so I always make fun of "Saner" and say, "Saner, my parents were partial when I was a child." At that time, my mother ate less at every meal in order to make you full. What's more, in order to let us eat, dad has to drink two drinks every meal and give up! You stranger ate all the delicious food, but I didn't eat anything. You see, it's not good for me to practice this body and drink some wine now! Actually, I'm just kidding. I mean, the speaker has no intention, and the listener has intention. "Saner" is a thoughtful person. On the surface, he didn't say anything, but behind his back, I saw him crying secretly. I really regret that I shouldn't have played this joke and got sick because of drinking at this time. But what can we do? The body is given by parents. So, I comforted "Saner" and said that my parents, like me, had a bad stomach. You forget that when I was a child, it was cold in winter in Northeast China, or I caught a cold, and my parents loved stomachaches. When they have stomachache, they will lie on the kang for a few days and can't get off. Hearing this, "Saner" came alive! "Yes! Why didn't I think of that! My father-in-law used to have a bad stomach. The doctor told him not to drink, but he couldn't quit. Later, I drank our good wine' Jin Jiu' health wine from Huangshi, Hubei Province, and my stomach trouble was cured. When I go back to my hometown, I must bring some to my parents. I can't say that I can cure them! " Back to the northeast. Saner arranged a farewell party. I'm really worried about wine. "Saner" said, "Go! Today, I will let you see our famous wine in Huangshi, Hubei Province-'Jin Jiu' health wine, to ensure that you are not drunk! I promise you will never forget it! " It was at this time that I met the real good wine, the famous wine-'Jin Jiu' health wine! Only this time, we had a good time drinking and having fun. Just this once, let me like it at once. This is' Jinjiu' health wine, not bad! Perhaps it is because "Jin Jiu" health wine is better than other health wines. We pushed a cup for a change and drank a lot, but we soon woke up after drinking, and we didn't feel thirsty. After drinking, we felt very comfortable and our appetite increased greatly. We are not slightly drunk, but refreshed. It seems that my stomach trouble has also eased. It is said that the reason is that Jin Jiu's unique formula plays a role in biological protection. It contains many functional factors such as saponins, flavonoids, active polysaccharides, and many amino acids, organic acids and trace elements needed by human body. This time, "Saner" is really happy! Back to the northeast, "Saner" asked me to bring his filial piety to my parents. Besides some local specialties, there are two or three boxes of' Jin Jiu' health wine. I asked "Saner" why he bought so much. "Saner" said that his parents were old. In the cold weather in winter in Northeast China, my parents should have stomachache again. He can't be near for filial piety, nor can he send water and medicine to my parents. If this wine can cure my parents' illness, he will spend any money. Besides, his parents brought him up, and he will repay his parents' love with his lifelong affection! Tears welled up in my eyes. "Saner" now I know why you have done so much for me like that, why you are so anxious about my ailment, and why you shed tears for me, because he not only loves me, but also misses me and loves my parents, because he is my brother, my own brother! My trip to Huangshi, Hubei Province is very worthwhile. Not only did I have deep feelings, I met such a good wine as "Jin Jiu" health wine, but I also brought back a good wine-"Jin Jiu" health wine, which can improve immunity, resist fatigue and treat gastrointestinal diseases. More brought back a piece of filial piety of Saner! After returning to the northeast, my parents drank this wine, which shows the magic of this wine. So mom doesn't drink. Dad regards this wine as a treasure and is reluctant to drink it. Every day, he uses a small cup with a cow's eye of 3 yuan, a precious small cup. After drinking for a while, the gastrointestinal problems have also been greatly improved. I used to have diarrhea. After drinking "Jiulong Drunk" healthy white wine, I no longer have diarrhea. Dad has a liver problem, and the doctor won't let him drink. Dad has been drinking all his life and can't quit. Since drinking "Jinjiu" health wine, there has been no discomfort in the liver and stomach, and the liver problems have disappeared. Dad feels much better, so he also encourages his mother to drink. She said nothing, but she couldn't resist him. In the end, she just took a sip at a time. My mother is old, she should always have such pain, headache, fever, cold and fever. Every time she takes a sip, these little problems disappear. Dad saw that this wine had such a great effect on his mother. Just like him, he "forced" her to drink such a small glass every day, and her duodenal inflammation, which had not been cured for many years, would be fine. My parents' immunity is enhanced, and their bodies are getting healthier and tougher. They are ruddy, energetic, and look good, and they look refreshed. The parents were so happy that they put the "hard liquor" health wine bought by "Saner" squarely in the most conspicuous position in the main room and praised everyone. "This is my good wine, from far away in Huangshi, Hubei. You can't buy this wine here! This is no ordinary wine, it is simply our panacea. You see, we just drink this wine. You see how tough our bones are, you can't compare them! " Every time they finished, they were filled with joy and pride, rubbing this song "Drunk in Kowloon" over and over again. Indeed, we really can't buy this kind of wine locally. "Saner" was overjoyed to hear that this wine had such a great effect on his parents, and finally had a chance to repay their parents for their parenting! As long as someone from his hometown goes to Hubei, Saner will bring back three or two boxes of "hard liquor" health wine to his parents. Every new year, I will try my best to bring it to me. Every time Saner calls to say hello, the first thing is to ask his parents if they have enough wine. Every time my parents feel distressed, they "criticize" Saner, "Enough, enough! This wine is so expensive, don't waste any more money! But every time Saner would say, "Dad, Mom! You raised me, and I will repay you with the love of my life! I am here because of you! Without you, there is no me. Without you, I won't come to Huangshi, Hubei Province, and I won't meet the "hard liquor" that can repay you. This is all arranged by God, and good people must be rewarded! This is also the connotation of "strong wine" health wine-strong wine, affectionate wine! "'awesome' spirits are the most authentic! The "awesome" spirits are the most real!