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The nine most accurate magical prophecies in the history of the Three Kingdoms are cows.

During the period, heroes from all walks of life made great efforts to govern, and all of them left a good story in the world. I don't know if people were too smart at that time or what caused them to feel at home, so they left us with the nine most accurate wonders in history! Let's have a look. & gt& gt 1 On Brewing Heroes >: Cao Cao is certainly a hero. He has many talents. If nothing else, it's amazing to know others. A broken clan, wandering for half a life, will run around like a dog and be beaten. When he defected to Cao Cao, he was almost forty years old. Plus, he was deliberately playing dumb, and no one cared about him. & gt Cao Cao didn't agree, but gave a separate banquet and raised a glass to lambaste the heroes in the world. Finally, he admitted that I would serve the monarch. At that time, many people around Cao Cao thought that Cao Cao was playing drunk and crazy, and no one took it seriously. Sure enough, after only 20 years, Liu Bei entered the south of Sichuan, claiming to be an orphan, and created a confrontation between Shu Han regime and Cao Wei for more than 40 years. During the> period, heroes from all walks of life made great efforts to govern, and all of them left a good story in the world. I don't know if people were too smart at that time or what caused them to feel at home, so they left us with the nine most accurate wonders in history! Let's have a look.

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Of course Cao Cao is a hero. He has many talents. If nothing else, it's amazing to know others. A broken clan, wandering for half a life, has to run around like a dog and be beaten. When he defected to Cao Cao, he was almost forty years old. Plus, he was deliberately playing dumb, and no one cared about him.

Cao Cao did not agree, but hosted a banquet alone to raise a glass and lambaste the heroes in the world. Finally, he admitted that I would serve the monarch. At that time, many people around Cao Cao thought that Cao Cao was playing drunk and crazy, and no one took it seriously. Sure enough, after only 20 years, Liu Bei entered the south of Sichuan, claiming to be an orphan, and created a confrontation between Shu Han regime and Cao Wei for more than 40 years.

& gtNO.2 Liu Wan Predicts Longevity > After Sun Ce pacified Jiangdong, he paid tribute to the Han Dynasty, and the Han Dynasty sent Liu Wan back to reciprocate. Sun Ce's brothers visited Liu Wan one by one, and Liu Wan just wanted to nod politely. But when he saw fifteen-year-old Sun Quan, he felt that he really didn't come for nothing. After coming back, he said to his colleagues, "You all look like good brothers of the Sun family, but Sun Quan is really blessed. The child will be blessed and have a long life. Don't trust me. " & gt Sure enough, Sun Quan not only became emperor, but also lived in his 80s and several prime ministers died. His two sons waited for him to die, but he didn't. Finally, I was anxious. & gt Liu Wan, the second place, predicted a long life.

After Sun Ce pacified Jiangdong, he paid tribute to the Han Dynasty, and the Han Dynasty sent an envoy Liu Wan back to reciprocate. Sun Ce's brothers visited Liu Wan one by one, and Liu Wan just wanted to nod politely. But when he saw fifteen-year-old Sun Quan, he felt that he really didn't come for nothing. After coming back, he said to his colleagues, "You all look like good brothers of the Sun family, but Sun Quan is really blessed. The child will be blessed and have a long life. Don't trust me. "

Sure enough, Sun Quan not only became an emperor, but also lived in his 80s and several prime ministers died. His two sons waited for him to die, but he didn't. Finally, I was anxious.

& gt& gt3 Xiongnu emissary on heroes > After Cao Cao destroyed Wuwan, Xiongnu was afraid and ordered the emissary to make peace. Cao Cao himself was ugly and worried about being laughed at by the Huns, so he found a minister named Cui Tan to pretend to be himself. He was afraid that Cui Tan would say something wrong, so he hung a knife and pretended to be a guard beside Cui Tan. & gt The Xiongnu emissary met Cui Tan, said a word and left. Cao Cao wanted to know what foreigners thought of him, so he asked the residence of the Xiongnu messenger and said that you had met Wang Wei. What do you think of Wang Wei? The Xiongnu messenger grinned: "Wang Wei is just an ordinary person. He is very beautiful and loves to show off. " After a pause, he continued (he really shouldn't have said this): "But the guy with a knife next to him is the real hero." Cao Cao was shocked to hear that the Huns still had so many colors, so he secretly sent someone to assassinate the emissary halfway. & gt3 Xiongnu Messenger on Heroes

After Cao Cao destroyed Wu Wan, the Huns were afraid and ordered messengers to make peace. Cao Cao himself was ugly and worried about being laughed at by the Huns, so he found a minister named Cui Tan to pretend to be himself. He was afraid that Cui Tan would say something wrong, so he hung a knife and pretended to be a guard beside Cui Tan.

The Xiongnu emissary met Cui Tan, said a word and left. Cao Cao wanted to know what foreigners thought of him, so he asked the residence of the Xiongnu messenger and said that you had met Wang Wei. What do you think of Wang Wei? The Xiongnu messenger grinned: "Wang Wei is just an ordinary person. He is very beautiful and loves to show off. " After a pause, he continued (he really shouldn't have said this): "But the guy with a knife next to him is the real hero." Cao Cao was shocked to hear that the Huns still had so many colors, so he secretly sent someone to assassinate the emissary halfway.

& gt& gt Cui Tan Sima Yi > Cui Tancan not only pretends to be Cao Cao, but also has a skill, and judging people is one of them. At that time, there was a man named Sima Lang, who was always self-righteous, playing with celebrities all day, but few people in his eyes (but he was really famous at that time), and he was a big head at home and abroad, just looking at Cui Tan, and they had nothing to drink together. & gt One day, Cui Tan went to Sima Lang's home, and Sima Lang introduced his home to Cui Tan. Cui didn't say much after looking around. Sima Lang asked his family to step down and continue drinking with Cui. After drinking for a while, Cui solemnly said to him, "Your brother Sima Yi is smart and decisive, and his future achievements will definitely surpass yours." Sima Lang didn't take it seriously at all, thinking he was drunk. ("Shen Lang Disagrees")-The Book of Jin. What happened later? When people introduce Sima Lang, they always add "This is Sima Yi's brother." & gt fourth place Cui Tan Sima Yi

Cui is not only pretending to be Cao Cao, but also full of skills, and judging people is one of them. At that time, there was a man named Sima Lang, who was always self-righteous, playing with celebrities all day, but few people in his eyes (but he was really famous at that time), and he was a big head at home and abroad, just looking at Cui Tan, and they had nothing to drink together.

One day, Cui Tan went to Sima Lang's home, and Sima Lang introduced his home to Cui Tan. Cui didn't say much after looking around. Sima Lang asked his family to step down and continue drinking with Cui. After drinking for a while, Cui solemnly said to him, "Your brother Sima Yi is smart and decisive, and his future achievements will definitely surpass yours." Sima Lang didn't take it seriously at all, thinking he was drunk. ("Shen Lang Disagrees")-The Book of Jin. What happened later? When people introduce Sima Lang, they always add "This is Sima Yi's brother."

& gt& gtNO.5 It goes without saying that Zhuge Liang can shine with this grand strategic forecast even without the rendering of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. I have read the history books, and I can predict the world trend in the next 50 years so accurately. & gt But the fly in the ointment is that, after Jingzhou fell, the momentum of Liu Bei's crazy expansion was curbed. Later, he refused to listen to Zhuge Liang and insisted on cutting Wu. Liu Guan and Zhang Ge made a good strategic deployment and screwed up. & gt Fifth Longzhong Pair

Needless to say, even without the rendering of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang can shine with this grand strategic forecast. I have read the history books, and I can predict the world trend in the next 50 years so accurately.

However, the only fly in the ointment is that Jingzhou fell later, and the momentum of Liu Bei's crazy expansion was curbed. Later, he refused to listen to Zhuge Liang and insisted on cutting Wu. Liu Guan and Zhang Ge made a good strategic deployment and screwed up.

& gt& gtNO.6 "On Deng Ai's Five Necessities" In the eighteenth year of Yan Xi in Shu Han, Deng Ai and Chen Tai, the then general of the Western Expedition, rescued the siege of Taoxi, and Jiang Wei fled hastily. At that time, Wei's troops in the west were strengthened and he had made friends with the Qiang department. The western front has shown a stable situation, and many generals think that Jiang Wei will not come again. Wargo published the famous theory of "five must go out", ordered to build a castle in the west, moved all the food in, and waited for Jiang Wei's attack. & gt Later, Jiang Wei really ordered Hu Ji, the general of Zhenxi, and himself to divide their forces to attack Liangzhou. Wargo, who was prepared early, skillfully made a time difference and quickly headed for the road commanded by Jiang Wei, defeating Jiang Wei. This campaign completely reversed the situation of both sides and changed the situation of Wei's repeated battles and defeats in the western front. Since then, Shu has no power to launch a battle like Taoxi's victory. Wargo's prediction is wonderful, which is a model of strategic planning in the era of cold weapons. & gt6 Wargo's Five Necessities Theory

In the 18th year of Yan Xi in Shu Han Dynasty, Wargo and Chen Tai, the general of the Western Expedition at that time, rescued the siege of Taoxi, and Jiang Wei fled hastily. At that time, Wei's troops in the west were strengthened and he had made friends with the Qiang department. The western front has shown a stable situation, and many generals think that Jiang Wei will not come again. Wargo published the famous theory of "five must go out", ordered to build a castle in the west, moved all the food in, and waited for Jiang Wei's attack.

Later, Jiang Wei really ordered Hu Ji, the general of Zhenxi, and himself to split up and attack Liangzhou. Wargo, who was prepared early, skillfully made a time difference and quickly headed for the road commanded by Jiang Wei, defeating Jiang Wei. This campaign completely reversed the situation of both sides and changed the situation of Wei's repeated battles and defeats in the western front. Since then, Shu has no power to launch a battle like Taoxi's victory. Wargo's prediction is wonderful, which is a model of strategic planning in the era of cold weapons.

& gt& gt No.7 Liu Yuanqi made a long-term investment in Liu Bei > Liu Bei was very poor when he was a child, so he had to learn some small businesses (as we all know, making summer sleeping mats and selling straw hats), and he often made ends meet. At that time, Liu had a relative named, whose family was not rich, but he often helped Liu Bei. After a long time, Yuan Qi's wife was a little unhappy: "It's not a good idea to live your own life. Besides, Liu Bei, a child, has never learned well. He always hangs out with hooligans, gives him some money to buy beautiful clothes, and goes out for a drink. " & gt (That's true. The Three Kingdoms said: "My ancestors did not like reading, music, dogs and horses, and beautiful clothes." ) Liu disagreed: "Silly women don't know anything. This is no ordinary child. It will definitely develop in the future. Just wait and see. " An ordinary person has such knowledge, which really makes people feel that there are talents everywhere during the Three Kingdoms period. & gt No.7 Liu has long invested in Liu Bei.

Liu Bei was very poor when he was a child, so he had to learn a small business (as everyone knows, making mats and selling straw hats), and he often made ends meet. At that time, Liu had a relative named, whose family was not rich, but he often helped Liu Bei. After a long time, Yuan Qi's wife was a little unhappy: "It's not a good idea to live your own life. Besides, Liu Bei, a child, has never learned well. He always hangs out with hooligans, gives him some money to buy beautiful clothes, and goes out for a drink. "

(that's true. The Three Kingdoms said: "My ancestors did not like reading, music, dogs and horses, and beautiful clothes." ) Liu disagreed: "Silly women don't know anything. This is no ordinary child. It will definitely develop in the future. Just wait and see. " An ordinary person has such knowledge, which really makes people feel that there are talents everywhere during the Three Kingdoms period.