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1. "The Spring Festival is coming. What do you want to discount most in the mall? " "Girlfriend's leg."

2. Wandering around in the first half, cooking soup in the second half, staying up late, applying eye cream, putting medlar in beer, adding ginseng to cola, drinking the strongest wine and taking the most expensive ambulance.

3. The annual brainwashing in shopping malls kicked off: Congratulations.

4. "You and your mother are so poor, why do you want me?" "Hey, I wanted to be born and raised for a few days to sell, but I have feelings for raising."

The taste of Chinese New Year is getting weaker and weaker, because in the past, I only bought it at buy buy when I was preparing for the Chinese New Year, but now I buy it at buy buy every day except the Spring Festival.

6. You are not only greedy for money. When you see the money blooming, you can't stop. It's just blooming.

7. I don't know why watching a play and playing a game at night is called staying up late. It's obviously comfortable, okay? Working during the day means staying up late. This is called staying up late.

8. I went to the store with my classmates yesterday, which was a bit expensive. I wanted the boss to be cheaper, so I said, "Can the boss be cheaper? We have many people. " The boss suddenly became anxious: "What happened to the crowd? I have a monitor in my shop, so don't behave in such a way ... "

9. Where are all the girls who scampered for Wang Sicong's husband? Spring Festival travel rush Peak is coming, only mouse and hand are left. It is true love!

10. "Is your father an architect?" "No, why?" "How did he build the airport on your chest?"

1 1. Women must save face. If someone hits you on the left face, you can put your right face together and let him hit you, otherwise the foundation will be different.

12. "I'm going to have grandchildren!" "Congratulations!" Then my buddy gave me a hug.

13. Have you considered each other's feelings every time you curse? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

14. Do you know why our southern children are not as tall as our northern children? In this day's sleep, I never straightened my legs ... fifteen. "I usually let you wash your hair often and look at your dandruff!" "What do you know? This is the ashes of the fire of wisdom. "

16. I saw a girl touching a man with glasses and said to him, Do you think my skin is like a shelled egg? Glasses man pushed his eyes down and said seriously, yes, tea eggs!

17. Every time I bargain, I doubt life when I hear the crisp "good" in the first round!

18.438+09, May single dog strive to become a pig and produce good Chinese cabbage!