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A dialogue between men and women who cheated on the bus

The No.4 bus to work is very crowded. A man and a woman near the car door, the man wearing a pair of glasses and carrying a leather bag, looks embarrassed and looks like a woman's standard OL. The two chatted unscrupulously: M: Your husband is not at home tonight, right? It's much quieter here ...

W: Well, he's out of town all week.

Man: So we can play tonight? (Uncle next door turns to look ...)

W: What do you want to play? (The aunt next door also turned around ...)

M: As usual, I'll get a room (the middle school students next door also turn around ...)

Woman: I won't come if you get a room, or I will (everyone is surprised ...)

Man: OK, you drive, I'll come in and kill you (people around you take a breath ...)

Woman: I think I am a bully, saying that I don't know which one to take, and I can't stand it and don't want to beg for mercy (BS shines in the eyes of the masses).

Man: No matter how fierce I am, I can only accompany you 1 hour, and I have to accompany my girlfriend at night (there is a murder in the carriage ...)

Woman: ask her to play with me (dizzy ...................................................................................................................................................................

Man: She can only fight landlords, but she can't play mahjong ... (They all run away)