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A copy without swearing.

1. Others laugh beautifully, but you don't laugh like 1.

You are a good cook, aren't you? You are a good cook.

Don't judge me, what you see is just what I choose to show you.

There is nothing wrong with loneliness, at least you won't lose your pride.

5. Treat people in cool thin with cool thin's nature.

6. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. If you break my heart, I can let you go, but remember: I have a temper, not a horse!

I didn't know what vegetables were until I put you in the flowerpot.

8. It's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault that you are scary!

9. There are always people who can't hide the goodness of others. They are always right, don't praise, point fingers.

10. You are allowed to make waves, but I suggest you stop as soon as possible.

Many things in life, just like wisdom teeth. The best solution is to unplug it. Instead of, put up with it.

12. God scattered a brain on human beings, so everyone was baptized, only you walked through with an umbrella.

13. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.

14. Your pain is everywhere, and your melancholy is everywhere.

15. See your logic? Long head just to look tall? It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

16. You are smart and know you are a person.

17. The zombie opened your head and left disappointed, but dung beetles next to him shone at the moment.

18. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.

19. Time is a butcher's knife, but you are too ugly to start.

20. Without literacy, you can be ugly, and there is really no rule of law.

2 1. Being willing to play dumb doesn't mean I'm blind, and not being melodramatic doesn't mean I don't feel bad. So, you are not me, don't say me, you don't understand my world.

22. When the banknote stood up and spoke, all the truth fell asleep.

Please don't embellish when you speak ill of me. You think this is cooking?

24. Don't laugh at other people's short circuit. At least they still have electricity in their heads. Your battery has long been broken, so you can only change a kitchen knife and washbasin.