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Riding to see the sea

Seeing the sea is a very romantic thing; Riding is a very comfortable thing; Riding a horse to see the sea is like a romantic mime. ...

Let me imagine: if you ride a bicycle and set off in a bustling crowd; Galloping on the highway; Running in the wind, on the deserted path. Then, the soft yellow light sprinkled in the corner, gently sprinkled on my face, and the sun was just right that day.

In the face of such a beautiful thing, what do you need to hesitate? Giving the only reason to imagination and then turning that fantasy into reality is called romance.

The distance from the starting point to the destination is 25km, and the estimated arrival time is 2-3 hours. I was full of expectations, and my friends came on a hiking trip.

Friends follow the navigation, plan the route, and have a rest every half hour. When I really hit the road, I stopped all the way, not only because of the charm of roadside wildflowers, but also because of the charm of white clouds and green hills, but the exhaustion of physical strength was not obvious. This is not a race to finish riding by physical strength. When you are tired, take a rest on the side of the road, stop to have a look and take a shot. The beauty in life is not hard to find. Maybe you just stayed long enough to get used to the beauty around you.

I haven't exercised for too long now, and I'm always afraid of physical problems. Fortunately, the young body is not too uncomfortable, but the bicycle that has not been ridden for a long time has many problems.

You need to pay attention to the wind direction when riding a bike. Bon voyage is comfortable and happy, because it will save you a lot of energy. However, at this time, the pedal of the bicycle is broken, and no matter how the wind blows, it will not help.

The broken pedal must be repaired quickly-we stopped at the side of the road and found a stone in an attempt to smash it back. Obviously, the example of trying to create miracles does not apply to our situation.

My friend said blankly, "I forgot to bring my wrench."

I also answered seriously: "Yes, otherwise I can push the car away with peace of mind by removing the other pedal with a wrench."

After laughing, he looked for tools in his backpack to remedy it, and I took local materials in the Woods. Fortunately, I found a string of rope scattered all over the floor, tied it to the pedal, and finally hit the road again.

As the saying goes, there is a steelyard between heaven and earth. Too crude a prescription is still too fragile in the face of reality. I just stepped on two steps and it broke again. I tripped and my pants were a little dirty, but fortunately I wasn't hurt.

As long as the brain is not slippery, ideas are always more difficult than reality. This time, I tied my feet simply and rudely, but I also lost my balance. I fell again, but I can hardly ride. In this way, I limped like a lame giant and embarked on a difficult journey.

I remember Murphy's law seems to say: If you think something will develop in a bad direction, then it will certainly develop in that direction.

Sure enough, the rope tied is broken-the meaning of life lies in having the courage to bear a meaningless life. Since you choose to see the sea, don't try to stop and stare blankly.

I found a wooden stick and stabbed it in the foot hole. The stick was tied by three layers in the rope and three layers outside. I rode my horse to an urban area with a gift from nature.

Maybe it's the highway. There are colorful scenery along the way, but there are no footprints of convenience stores. Seeing the city is hope! On the one hand, my throat is almost dry. On the other hand, I can borrow a wrench so that I can continue to walk very fast.

I bought a bottle of water to moisten my throat. I bought a wrench and stepped on the pedal. Also left a stick that insisted on riding 5km. After all, it witnessed my story.

After dinner, I still ate a Chongqing wonton, which is similar to Guangdong wonton, and I dare not add spicy food. I'm afraid the proprietress can't handle the size. I can't eat it if it's too spicy. After riding all morning, my body needs to be replenished.

A small bowl of wonton soup, but the bowl is bigger than my head, thick and stuffed, delicious, and then I left after eating.

When bikinis appear, will the seaside be far behind? Life has left us no luck. On this trip to see the sea, my friends and I rode for more than five hours (theoretically, we arrived on foot).

Facing the sea breeze and singing, there are not many tourists at this time. Grandma's Penghu Bay: sunshine, waves and beaches. It seems that the standards of the seaside are complete. Don't expect an old captain with cactus.

I learned that day that watching the sea sometimes becomes something unrelated to romance, but it still doesn't prevent it from becoming a very interesting thing.

After soaking in the sea for a while, I lay on the beach chair and let the cool sea breeze pass me by. I didn't think about anything at this moment, regardless of the bitterness of the process and the terrible future, just enjoying it quietly and enjoying the gift of the sea.

The sun is waving goodbye to us, but life has to go on. My friends and I are on our way back.

Fortunately, on the way back, there was no accident with the bike and the street lamp was very bright. When we are exhausted, our will is firm. The night view of this city is very beautiful. When I am tired, I stop at the side of the road. Drink a few mouthfuls of water, tell a few jokes, and then forget the night and bitterness. ...

At the last intersection, we stopped. I still remember that it was the last six kilometers. It was windy and cold that night. I added a dress and tightened my belt. There are one or two stars in the sky, and the traffic on the left continues to drive. I have an impromptu feeling with him.

He: "life is like countless destinations ahead. You can walk slowly, but you can't stop because of it." In this process, you may be confused, confused, sad, or happy, but all this is your own wealth, you must feel it yourself! "

Me: "since I have chosen a distant place, I will no longer miss the happiness and bitterness behind me;" Since I have chosen a distant place, I will not worry about the unknown and confusion ahead ... "