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A riddle: Guan Gong against Qin Qiong.

Guan Yu is Guan Yu, a general of Shu during the Three Kingdoms period. Qin Qiong was a general in the late Sui and early Tang Dynasties. Two people separated by hundreds of years! How can we meet? Therefore, this cross talk is extremely ironic. Therefore, the phrase "Guan Yu fought against Qin Qiong" has been handed down to satirize those who command blindly.

The folk story of "Guan Yu fought against Qin Qiong" goes like this:

Speaking of Han Fuju, chairman of Shandong Province in the Republic of China, this man is really poor. Shandong people made up more than n jokes for him, and the civil war stars became mentally retarded, including this one:

One day, Chairman Han was bored, so he called a famous iron mouth and said, "Give me the book quickly!" "

The storyteller dare not neglect, "Chairman Han, which paragraph do you want to listen to today?"

"That ~ ~ ~ call me Qin Qiong!"

"These two guys are 400 years apart!"

"I just want to hear it. Will you say it or not? "

"Go ahead. Talk! "

"Speaking of master guan's appearance, red face and long beard, dragon crescent moon blade. Who will ..............., Red Rabbit, come to his leg? ..... Speaking of which, Qin Qiong pressed the yellow fat horse to meet them, and Ding Ding Mao Mao ~ ~ ~ thunderstruck, a fierce fight ... "

Storytellers are flying everywhere, and President Han is finally satisfied. Since then, there has been an allusion to "Guan Yu hit Qin Qiong" in this world, which refers to the illogical practice of hard pulling.

Another way of saying it is:

Hou's "Guan Gong Zhan" was ridiculed by Han Fuju's father, which is said to be a bit funny. One day, for my son's birthday, a troupe was invited to give a concert at home, singing "Riding a Thousand Miles", which was called a good one. Everyone cheered constantly, and the old man was silly and unresponsive. Finally, he asked, who is that red-faced guy? People say, Master Guan Yunchang Guan. He said, what's the big deal? Is it worse than our hero Qin Qiong? Everyone has his ups and downs, Tao and longevity, which is incomparable. The old birthday girl was unhappy and made a determined effort. Why can't she compete? If she is hungry for three days, no matter what she is, see if she can compete!

In fact, this joke is not groundless, but actually inspired by a local drama Guan Gong vs Qin Qiong (also known as Bean in Tang Dynasty). This drama was popular in the northwest of Shandong Province, which was once under the jurisdiction of Hanfu Bureau in the 1920s and 1930s, and was often performed by Hebei Bangzi Troupe.

This drama mainly tells the story of a scholar who was engaged to a young lady since he was a child, but after the scholar's family came down, the young lady's father decided to break off the engagement. The young lady then made an appointment with the scholar, told each other about the heart music in Guandi Temple, and presented the ornaments to the scholar. After the two broke up, Guan Di and Zhou Cang in the temple were greatly dissatisfied and thought that they had defiled the temple. Guan Yu sent Zhou Cang to capture the scholar. When he arrived at the scholar's house, he met the gatekeepers Qin Qiong and Weichi Gong. Zhou Cang invited Guan Yu, which triggered a "Guan Yu-Qin Qiong War" until the Jade Emperor intervened. Finally, the scholar returned to China from high school to form a happy ending.

This is a festive fairy tale, all kinds of singing and all kinds of martial arts. The idea of advocating freedom of marriage between men and women is of positive significance in the old society.

It is said that the first person to talk about vs crosstalk is the small mushroom in Tianjin Quyi, not Hou. At that time, the main character in the cross talk was Zhang Zongchang. From this point of view, this cross talk should be formed around 1930s (that is, after Zhang Zongchang was killed as the military affairs director in Shandong in 1925). However, it is impossible to test whether a small mushroom has been created. According to his old partner, the comic dialogue was adapted in the early 1950s, and Zhang Zongchang was replaced by Han Fuju, which was related to "criticizing" Mr. Liang Shuming at that time. At that time, there was a popular saying called "Han Fuju shot people with a pen, and Liang Shuming killed people with a pen", which was easy to make it look like South Korea to enhance the dramatic effect. Obviously, Hou is just an adapter. Up to now, when artists in Taiwan Province Province say this kind of cross talk. The hero is still Zhang Zongchang.

Zhang Zongchang is a notorious warlord, born of local ruffians and bandits, who was later recruited and eventually became a local tyrant on the separatist side. He is also the "grass king" in Shandong. Zhang, a tough rascal, was nicknamed "General Dog Meat" in the newspaper at that time (he was also called "General Long Legs" because he would run away every time in the war).

Zhang Zongchang celebrated his birthday every year for himself, his parents, wives and concubines, and invited celebrities from Beijing and Tianjin to do their best to "enjoy the scenery". Yu Shuyan, Mei Lanfang and others were invited to sing at a church party. Although according to research, the absurdity of "Guan Gong vs Qin Qiong" did not appear in Zhang Zongchang, people often believe it. Because this cross talk joke can be said to be incisive in exposing the cruelty and ignorance of warlords.

As for Han Fuju, 1930 joined Shandong as the chairman of Shandong Province, and 1927 his father died in Peiping, so such a foolish move could not have happened. Moreover, Han Fuju was born in a scholarly family. When she was young, she was good at poetry, especially calligraphy. Unlike Zhang Zongchang, he knows nothing about history and opera, but is only arty. If I hadn't given you a penny, My QQ number is 237 122 160.