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Women are fatter. What a humorous sentence.

Let's look at those funny sentences that express obesity. Welcome to read them for reference.

Interesting sentences expressing obesity

NO 1。 Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

NO2, a fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, and he is destined to spend his whole life.

NO3, the fat man is born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

Fourth place. His face is round and big. His eyes narrowed into a line when he laughed, and the meat on his face looked like an oil ball. The whole face looks like a kind-hearted "Maitreya".

Don't treat me like a man, but the cup will break you.

Long time no see, you have grown into two people!

People who say I don't have to lose weight are bad people.

NO8 disappeared with a smile, and the two pieces of meat on his cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

NO 10, if you don't have the determination to be fat, don't eat reluctantly.

NO 1 1, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face for so many years.

No. 12. There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

NO 13, pigs are animals, but they are also synonymous with fat people.

No. 14. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

NO 15, a fat man actually claimed that he was not a clown.

Please give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.

Don't try to catch up with me The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

NO 18, every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

NO20, Fei Kuang is really fat, rolling around Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a barrel, but her voice is like a line, thin and low.

A fat man is fatter than others.

NO22, the meaning of being fat is not how much you eat or what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.

NO23, chubby meat is dripping, and it's almost oily.

The 24th. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

You can order whatever you like. Don't worry, I'm here.

Will it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

Everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one by one. Don't fuck two people at once.

I can eat all this without sweating. Can you believe it?

At this moment, I saw the door opened and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

NO30, which can't even save nutrition, is the scum of mankind.

I feel very unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

Thirty-second. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

NO33, look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you appreciate them. If you look down, you are hooligans.

God, she wore a black and white evening dress today and came to me like a noble Antarctic penguin.

Don't call others ... it's rude to see them a little fatter!

With such a little distance, I can get over it soon.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

NO38, I was going to thin into a flash of lightning this year, blinding your eyes, but I didn't want to turn into a solid wall and block your sight.

Number 39. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

NO40, the fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

No.41tried to eat my sadness in one bite, but it became a meatball in one bite.

Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

Shorter or more symmetrical, hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

Forty-four. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.

Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, so I am very energetic.

Not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, you evacuate everyone. I sealed off this place.

People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money, and women are afraid of being fat.

Fat man's helplessness: a glance at the small shirt.

Work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold!