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Junior one English composition
There is an Indian story about a candy going to heaven to meet God. It complained to God, "Dear God, I am so sweet and kind. I not only keep the five commandments, but also meditate all the time. " Yes! Candy always sits on the table and does nothing. It said it never hurt anyone. "But when everyone comes near me, they all want to eat me, even ants and flies. Why? What did I do wrong? Is the law of causality gone? Because God says, if you do something bad, hurt others and treat others badly, then others will treat you badly. But if you are kind to others and don't hurt anyone, they won't hurt you, right?
So the candy said, "Why me? I am a candy. (Laughter) I am so sweet that someone always eats me and abuses me. Why? " God said, "before I answer you, you'd better stand away." The candy said, "Why, you don't like me?" God said, "Just do it! Please stand a little further! " He almost lost his temper. Oh, he shouted very hard and loudly. And sugar is trembling, thinking that God is angry with him and doesn't like him. He said, "God, but what did I do?" God said, "You didn't do anything, but if you get too close, I will want to eat you!" " (Laughter and applause)
So the candy said, "Why am I different? I am a candy (laughs), so sweet, but there are always people who want to eat me and abuse me. Why? " God said, "Before I answer you, you'd better stand away." The candy said, "Why? Don't you like me? " God said, "just do it, please stand away!" " God is going to lose his temper and shout very hard and loudly. The candy is shaking. It thinks that God is angry with it and doesn't like it. It says, "Old … God … Ah! What did I do wrong? " God told it, "you didn't do anything wrong, but if you stand too close, even I want to eat you." (Laughter and applause)
Everything in this world has its own nature. Some are charming, some are tempting, just like candy, chocolate and cake, and some burn everything like fire, as long as you are close.
Everything in the world has its own essence, and some things are very attractive, such as candy, chocolate and cake. Others are like fire, as long as it gets close, it will burn everything.
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