Who has a funny joke? The more, the better.

There was a gifted scholar who had a stupid son. He doesn't want people to know that he has a stupid son. To show the elegance of his family, he asked his son to entertain the guests who would come later. Before letting his son go, the gifted scholar specifically told his son, "Son, one of my father's colleagues will come later. Please help my father entertain him.". If he asks you, "Why is your peach tree missing?" Just say,' I'll cut it and sell it.' If he asks you,' Why is the fence in front of your house so messy?' Tell him:' The war is over.' If he says,' Why is your family so rich?' Just tell her,' mom and dad earned it hard.' If he says,' Why are you so smart?' You have to tell him:' of course, it has been like this for generations in our family.' Do you remember? "I remember, I remember. "Silly son hurriedly agreed. "Go ahead." The gifted scholar said.

The guest came and asked, "Where's your father?" "Let me cut it off and sell it." Silly son said. The guest was surprised and asked, "What about your mother?" "The soldiers and horses are destroyed." Silly son answered with a smile. The guest was shocked and said, "Then why is there so much cow dung in front of your house?" The silly son said loudly, "Mom and Dad earned it hard." The guest got angry and said, "How can you say that?" The silly son proudly replied, "Of course, our family has been like this for generations." The guest turned angrily and left the gifted scholar's house.