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1. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.

Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. "

Man: "I want a wife ..."

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, "I'm starving and I'm greedy for beauty!" " Pathetic! "Then he disappeared.

Man: "... cake."

2. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink ... coffee. ...

Because ... (car)-(plane)

3. Excuse me: Who gave the water of forgetfulness?

Answer: Aha ~ ~ ~

Reason: "Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ~ ~ ~"

Xiao Ming: "Do you know the name of the boxing champion's father Ali?" Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiao Ming: "Idiot! Ali, of course.

Baba. "

Let me tell you a touching story.

Get out of here! (The story of arresting people)

6. When crossing the road, the red light is on, but keep going. Lengtu stopped him: "light! Wait for the light! " Little ah turned to Lengtu and said, "Only you have information!" …

7. The beginning of a classmate's composition is "When I was a child, my illness took my young life ..."

Manager: "Mr. Pol.ice, the cashier of our company has escaped!" " "

Policeman: "Did you check the safe?"

Manager: "It has been thoroughly checked. He is not in it. "

In class that day, I drew a pig and stuck it on the back of the classmate in front. He found it soon, tore it off and stared at me. I was puzzled and asked him, "How do you know there is a pig behind you?"

10 .. A patient came to see a psychiatrist.

Patient: I always thought I was a bird.

Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start?

Patient: Because I am a bird.

1 1 There are two mental patients. They escaped from the hospital.

They run and run. They climbed a tree.

One of them jumped from the tree.

Go away, go away.

Then he looked up and said to the man above, hey-why don't you come down?

The man above answered him: no-good-ah-

I'm not familiar with it.

12. In a mental hospital, a mental patient fishes in an empty fish tank every day.

One day, a nurse jokingly asked, "How many fish did you catch today?"

The mental patient suddenly jumped up and shouted, "What's wrong with you? Didn't you see it was an empty fish tank? "

13A: I am so short. Oh? How short is it? A: Originally, I starred in Wu Dalang in Water Margin. B: Then.

So short? A: But the director said, "You are not tall enough."

14 A man went to the drugstore, took out his gun, declared robbery, and then took out a big bag and put it on his head.

Then, he found that he forgot to punch a hole in the bag.

15 mother: "son, go kiss the new teacher."

Son: "I'm not going." Dad kissed her just now and she slapped her in the face. "

16 Ten screen names that confuse administrators.

1. Name it "I don't know"

Whistleblower: "Administrator, I report"

Administrator: "Who?"

Whistleblower: "I don't know"

Administrator: ". . . Get out. . . . "

17. It's called "Please wait"

Whistleblower: "Administrator, I report"

Administrator: "Who?"

Whistleblower: "Please wait"

Administrator: "OK, hurry up!" " "

In a minute. . .

Administrator: "Who is it?"

Whistleblower: "Please wait! ! ! "

Administrator: "Wait for you, get out." . . . .

18 titled "I am your father"

Whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses plug-ins."

Administrator: "Who?"

Whistleblower: "I am your father"

Administrator: "I am your grandfather!" " "

19 what do African cannibals eat? A: people! Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat? A: Eat vegetables!

One day, a blind man and a mute were walking in the street. Suddenly, the blind man looked at the dumb.

Blind man: You don't look stupid. ...

Dumb: How do you know? ....