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Ki.com.cn/Article/CJFDTOTAL-QUYI200908027.htm asked: It's no use asking for money. I can't open it. Answer:/p-694815486.htmlq: I can't copy it. . . The answers I want you to send are all downloaded: it's harder to laugh than to cry. Author/Chen Hongxu Character: (Putonghua), referred to as Zhong, a recruit (Henan dialect), referred to as Team Leader Wang (Putonghua), referred to as the curtain call: Xiao Wang rushed to the front with a drink while playing. China people: Xiao Wang! Xiao Wang! Wang: Here! China people: You hold a big teacup in the morning and drink it nonstop. Are you that thirsty? Wang: Report to the squadron leader! I have no other hobbies, but I like to drink a mouthful of boiled water: (impatiently) Come, come ... I have an important task! Wang: (surprised) What task? China people: According to reliable information, the detachment leader is coming to visit your recruit Wang in our squadron: (excitedly) Has the detachment leader come? Yes! But today all the recruits in our squadron except you rehearsed the jokes told by our teacher today. What should we laugh at and what should we not laugh at? Wang: Hey! Squadron leader, how thoughtful of you! China people: From now on, before telling jokes, the teacher will definitely say, "In order to ease everyone's nervousness, I will tell you a little joke." At this time, you should show a happy and eager expression in L Barracks Cultural World 2.2/4! Wang: Is that the expression? (Exaggerated happiness, eager expression) Chinese: (Full of J) Haha ... Xiao Wang, you can do it! Write it down. Wang: Yes! (Taking notes) English: Then, the group leader began to tell jokes. Today, the joke told by the group leader is "Sending a Love Letter": "It is said that a young man has secretly loved a girl for two years. At first, he didn't have the courage to tell her. One day, Xiaogang finally got up the courage to write a love letter. " At this time, your expression should be smiling. (Demonstration emoticon) Wang: Smile. (Demonstration expression) Wang: Curious eyes. English: the corner of Gott's eye. (Frozen expression) Wang: High canthus. (Can't learn) Hey-Squadron Leader. Today's smile is still a technical job: you have to ponder it carefully and practice it again and again! Behind it is hard laughter. Wang: Yes! (taking notes) Chinese: The teacher went on to tell a joke, "The young man wrote a love letter, but he was embarrassed to give it to the girl." Your face should be grinning at this time, right? Wang: Who doesn't grin? China people: Try harder, (Xiao Wang tries harder) try harder, (Xiao Wang tries harder) try harder ... Wang: (Unhappily). No, try harder. Wang: Yes! (taking notes) Chinese: The teacher went on. "One day, the young man finally got up the courage, stuffed the love letter into the girl's hand, and then turned and ran. Unexpectedly, the girl made an appointment with the young man to meet the next day. After meeting, the young man excitedly asked the girl,' Did you read the letter I gave you last night? The beautiful girl asked the young man anxiously, "Why did you give me the toilet last night?" Wang: If I guess correctly, it's time to laugh: this is the climax of the whole joke. Not only do you have to laugh, but you also need to add some action and language assistance. It's like this (clap your legs when you laugh). Ha ha ha ha ... division leader! That's funny! Do you remember? Wang: Yes. But I wrote it down in my notebook. In the future, teachers should not look at the book and laugh when telling jokes. 7: This is a problem ... In this way, when the teacher tells jokes, I stand behind the teacher and command with gestures. You laughed at the king for following my orders; Like conducting a chorus? China: Yes! Wang: Oh, captain, how thoughtful of you! China people: Hurry up and practice, and the team leader will arrive soon. Wang: Ah! Let me ... tell you something. China: What's the matter? Wang: At this moment, I want to go to the toilet: Why are you so busy? Wang: I drank too much water just now. China: Hurry up, the team leader will be here soon. Wang: Yes! (Wang Gang is about to leave when the teacher's voice comes) Division Leader: Is Captain Yang there? China people, Wang: (frightened) The detachment leader is coming! China people: Xiao Wang, get into the situation! Wang: No, I haven't gone to the toilet yet. China: It's too late. Please be patient. Wang: I'm very nervous. When I'm nervous, I want to go to the bathroom more. China people: Xiao Wang, bear with it! The honor of your recruits depends on you. Wang: I'm nervous if I miss. I'm nervous! I can't help it ... (On teachers, it's harder to laugh than to cry: Captain Yang! Care about new comrades? China people: Ah ... talking to the recruit Xiao Wang. Wang: Hello, Director! (Salute) Zhi: Haha ... OK! Young man-Wang: Here! Are you homesick? Wang: (take off 12 1) I don't want to go home. I want to go to the toilet ... Zhi: Huh? Go to the bathroom? China: Ah ... Sir. Male ... He means he just cleaned the toilet. Branch: Haha ... 1. Relax, Captain Yang. I came here mainly to visit new comrades. I heard that all the recruits went to the resident nursing home. 7. Right, right ... Our squadron goes to the resident nursing home to take care of the elderly every Sunday. Branch: OK! This is a good tradition! Wang: (anxiously) Headmaster, tell a joke quickly. I can't wait. Oh, you know I like telling jokes? China people: Ah ... Sir, your jokes are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Deeply welcomed by grassroots officers and men. Ha ha laugh ... Since you are welcome, I will talk about another China person today: Xiao Wang. Welcome to visit! You're welcome to sit down ... (Just about to sit down, Xiao Wang suddenly shouts) Wang: No! Director, you sit over there. Zhi: Is it different for me to sit here? Wang: No, it's all arranged. Branch: Is it arranged? China people: Ah ... He means that this is a branch arranged by their long queues: Oh, well, let's sit over there according to the rules in the queue. Which joke should I tell? W: (in horror) It's broken. We need to change this joke. China people: Steady, steady! Say "send a love letter" first! China King: (happily) Good! What, have you heard this joke? Wang: (blurts out) jj) Yes! C: Then change another one! China: No, no, absolutely not. Wang: Yes, yes, I haven't heard of it. Zhu: Well, in order to ease Xiao Wang's nervousness, I will tell this little joke: (Gesturing, Wang immediately makes an impatient expression) Zhu: (strangely) Hey, Xiao Wang, this is ... Zhong: Ah ... Team leader. Look at Xiao Wang's expression. Ha ha laugh ... Xiao Wang, relax and sit down. "It is said that a young man has a crush on a girl for two years. At first, he didn't have the courage to tell her. One day, the young man finally got up the courage to write a loving love letter. "(Wang made a gesture. Wang immediately smiled, his mouth turned up, his eyes were curious, his eyes were sharp, and his two forefingers were tall and harmonious. Team leader Yang, why does Xiao Wang always pose? China: Ah ... then ... sir. Xiao Wang praised you for telling jokes well. He tried to stretch out his thumb. As a result, he stretched out his index finger when he was nervous. Xiao Wang! Wang: Here! China: Switch over! Wang: Yes! China people: Change it to a big one! Wang: Yes! Tzu Chi: Haha ... Xiao Wang, relax. China people: Director, please continue. Ji: OK ...? Hey, where was I? Wang: (blurting out) It's time to grin. China people: Ah ... well, you said that the young man finally got up the courage to write an affectionate love letter: Oh, yes. "The young man was embarrassed to give the love letter to the girl after writing ..." Wang: (Commander! -I come out) Grind! (grin. This Xiao Wang ... China: Ah ... Team leader. What do you think Xiao Wang is laughing at? Xiao Wang, smile happily, don't hold back. Wang: Yes! Ha ha laugh ... Director, please speak quickly. I can't wait. Haha laugh ... branch: haha ... I didn't expect Xiao Wang to be a hothead. Wang: I'm in a hurry! I'll say hurry if I'm in a hurry. " The young man finally got up the courage, stuffed the love letter into the girl's hand and turned and ran. The girl asked the young people to meet the next day. After meeting, the young man excitedly asked the girl,' Did you read the letter I gave you last night? ..... Wang: (No way. My beautiful aunt said nervously, "What was the 100 yuan you gave me last night?" "(patting his trouser legs and laughing) Ha ha ha ha ... Ha ha laugh ... Division marshal is so funny ... Ha ha laugh ... China people: (angry with Wang) Xiao Wang, what are you doing? Wang: I can't help laughing ahead of time. China: (angrily) You smiled! Captain Yang ... The party concerned is 1 wanhuijizuo-? -Wang Yi: Hey ... Director! Don't blame my squadron leader. It's all my fault. It's all my fault to hold a teacup in the morning. Knock, knock, knock ... I drank six glasses of water in one breath. I want to go to the toilet after drinking too much water. According to my mid-team leader's orders, I didn't laugh. I broke the fruit with a smile ... (crying) Branch: I see. Captain Yang. I lost sight of it a long time ago. China people: Director, your jokes are particularly funny. But Xiao Wang is usually nervous, and I'm afraid he won't laugh. So ... branch: Xiao Wang is nervous? China: Yes, yes ... He is very nervous. Aren't you nervous? China people: I'm not nervous: I can laugh even when joking? China: I want to laugh when I think of your jokes. That's good! Xiao Wang! Wang: Here! C: Come! Let your squadron leader smile at the scene! China: Huh? I want to laugh when I think about it. Let's go Wang: Smile! I still can't laugh after laughing several times. Ha ha laugh ... you can't laugh. What do you think makes people laugh? China people: At ... Zhi: Relax! China people: Relax? Just relax。 People only laugh when they are relaxed. Ah, right, right ... Relax. Support: How can I relax? China people: How to do it ... Branch: Captain Yang. I know you are-; Jill practiced as a leader of the vanguard squadron. Train when you can. When you rest, you should relax. Only when we are close and hand in hand with the soldiers can the soldiers completely relax. Wang: Hey! Teacher, you can relax my mind ~JL said: then relax quickly! Wang: Oh dear. I forgot when I relaxed. Chief, I'm relaxed! China people: Haha ... He is completely relaxed: Aren't you relaxed, too? Ha ha: ha ha ... (end of the play) ★ Editor in charge: Liangliang Barracks Cultural World 20 12/4 Supplement: You can choose to copy the text from the original website, which is messy. Please forgive me! Supplement: Hope to adopt! thank you