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Red alert line 3
Soldiers are fully charged. The charge of the geomagnetic storm infantry has been completed.
Select:
Tesla guns are ready. Electromagnetic shock is ready.
Who needs this job? Who wants this job?
I am wild. I'm not easy to mess with
Move:
Full of energy. Total energy
Move out. Act immediately.
Go to the next stop. Go to the next stop.
propel forward
We will lose. We will lose it. //I guess it was another mistake.
I will be there. We'll get there.
Spark, I'm interested. Spark, my favorite. //I will flash when I see it. Do you have any insulating clothes?
Yes, commander. Yes, commander.
Attack:
Safe. clear
Complete the circuit. A complete circuit. //Amount? What do you mean? I guess I heard it wrong again.
He was burnt. He was burnt.
You have been discharged from the hospital. You were electrocuted.
Enter the building:
Is it slavery? Have you cleaned it?
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