This is a group of humorous jokes running around.

This is a group of humorous jokes running around.

I had hot pot with my friends last night and asked the waiter to add water. Attendant: Just a moment. After a while, he shouted, "Waiter, add water!" " "Wait a minute!" At this time, the friend shouted: "Check out!" As soon as the voice fell, the waiter came running, and my friend went on to say, "Add some water first ..."

See the news "Women climb Mount Everest twice a week". Never lose a packet at the top of the mountain again.

Walking in the park in the evening, a woman was ecstatic from behind the grass: Husband, bite me! Come on! Ah ah ah! Then I parted the grass and saw the woman sitting on the swing, and the man "shook" her behind. I'm too disappointed to have dinner. ...

Today, I took ucar to the school gate, stupid male basin. A BMW passed by us, and I shouted at him impromptu: "Super Ya". The second-rate man accelerated instantly, and we caught up with BMW like the wind at a distance of 20 meters and in full view. Just as we were about to overtake a BMW, the car pedaled away. . Where did it fly? I haven't found it yet. . . I won't tell you that I ride a folding mini bike.

In the street, a child clamored for cotton candy. His mother pointed to the little candy man in her hand and said, "I haven't eaten the Monkey King I just bought. Why are you so disobedient?" The child ignored it and continued to clamor for cotton candy. His father hurried home, bought cotton candy in his hand and told him to go. The child finally got the cotton candy and said happily to the little sugar man, "Look, Dasheng, your somersault cloud is coming!" " "

One day on the highway, I was idle and bored, and there happened to be a truck carrying pigs in front, so I said to my husband, dig! Look! A car full of your relatives! Who knows, the two shopkeepers didn't answer a word: if Nima didn't marry you, I could still be related to them. !

A few days ago, when I came out of the mall, my boyfriend went to the parking lot to get the car. I waited for him on the sidewalk. An old lady came trembling in front of me, passed me by and fell to the ground. At this moment, I also fell to the ground, clutching my stomach, and said painfully, "My stomach, my' child'". . . "The old lady got up by herself and left without looking back, walking without shaking. . . No. Tremble. Yes

My sister, the mobile phone was stolen! ..... Joke ... That's angry! When she got angry, she went to the toy store and spent 10 yuan to buy five toy mobile phones, and then bought several long mobile phone ropes. She wandered the street all afternoon, and all five models were stolen. Sister vent their anger: grass mud horse, let you steal, let you scare, let you excited, look angry. Strangle you! ! !

I was watching a TV program with relish and was interrupted by an advertisement. I muttered, "It's really annoying."

The wife smiled and said, "What's bothering you? Look, handsome, find the gap. Time will pass quickly. "

After the wife finished, the second advertisement was interrupted. That's a bathing advertisement made by Lin Chi-ling.

I turned to look at my wife and said, "You should find the gap this time."

My wife has a black face. . .

Dear students, if you have the following symptoms these days: depressed mood, confused thinking, losing your temper for no reason, fatigue, inattention, memory loss, insomnia, headache, stomachache and other physical discomfort symptoms. You have school phobia, don't go to school, go to the hospital …

20 15 latest wedding vows: priest: "will you marry this woman?" Love her and be loyal to her, whether she is poor or rich, healthy or sick, till death do us part. Even if you temporarily divorce, get married and remarry because of buying and selling second-hand houses, you will never leave and remain faithful, just like you have never been apart. Will you? " Groom: "I do!" " "

Suddenly, when we read the words "throat", "tooth", "tongue", "tooth" and "lip", the focus of pronunciation happens to be on these five vocal parts. Chinese is really profound!

The worst thing is to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and lie in bed and find that the toilet light is not turned off. Shit!

My classmate just got married and lives with her in-laws. Today, she complained to me that she no longer ate with her family because she felt sick when she saw her mother-in-law feeding her husband ... Finally, she asked me how to break it. I said, why don't you feed your old man? . .

Liu Guan and Zhang became sworn brothers in Taoyuan. Liu Bei raised his wine bowl and said, "From now on, we three brothers should unite as one, help the Han family, kill traitors and fight the battlefield!" Come on, dry this bowl! "Zhang Fei said," big brother is right! "Guan Yu heard this and said," I don't want to be born on the same day, but I want to die on the same day. Fuck! " Zhang Fei added, "Second Brother is right." Liu Bei kicked him in the past: "Is your TM surname Zhang or Sha?

In math class, the teacher talked about statistics. When it comes to one of the problems, there is an estimate. . . After taking my words, my deskmate looked up and sang the next sentence. . . . . . She's a little headstrong and a little crazy?

Men can't mix well, smoking and drinking are decadent; Men mix well, smoking, drinking and breaking shoes are all called taste.

(Classic joke laughs)