It's interesting to talk about girlfriends.

1, be sure to find a good girlfriend who is crazy with you, can pretend to be literary and loves to take selfies.

The world is bigger than what you lack.

Those students who don't do their homework at night and copy their homework in the morning are wrong. I just want to say four words to you: lend it to me after copying.

It's really hard to be a woman these days. You are more open-minded and others say you are coquettish, while you are more traditional and others say you pretend.

It's been a long time since anyone blew cowhide so fresh and refined.

I just want to leave my girlfriend alone. If others are good with her, I will be extremely unhappy in my heart!

7. If I can't wait for the finale of One Piece in my life, let my son go to my grave and burn the USB flash drive.

8. I have to cry with you because I regard you as my sister.

9, as long as there are girlfriends together, it is called smashing! I hope our friendship will last forever.

10, think about what shoes to wear according to the time and intensity of walking before going out.

1 1, the best friend is that when she can't sleep, you can't sleep.

12, on the eve of graduation, we will go our separate ways. We don't know when we can meet again after such a long distance. You tell me, maybe I'll never meet someone like you again in my life. . . I quickly wiped my eyes for fear of tears falling and being laughed at by you, but my thoughts at the moment are really the same as yours. . .

13. My last birthday was really bad. My car broke down and then my girlfriend abandoned me. That's not enough. A friend sent me a card, which actually said: I wish you a happy birthday every year!

14, it dare not make a move when I am alone.

15. Don't frown when you are in pain. How hard it is for you to choose to go. You have no right to shout pain.

16, when I say I like you, will you hug me and say, damn it, I stopped talking!

17, it doesn't matter if we go our separate ways. We will meet again sooner or later. Don't forget that the earth is round. _ _ _ _ _ _ to my best friend

18, love is everywhere, and only a confidant can bring love.

19, today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come on! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

20. The boy who has had a secret crush for a long time called: I want to confess to the person I have always liked today. I'm outside the house now. With tears in her eyes, the woman pretended not to care and said, Go! I wish you success! Man: But I dare not knock. Woman: Knock on the door and be brave (tears streaming down your face) Man: You'd better open the door! I'm still afraid to knock. The woman opened the door in tears, and the man smiled and said, is your brother at home?

2 1, Fu Jiafu is a lot of blessings, and the reduction of blessings is the starting point of blessings, while the multiplication of blessings is an infinite blessing, and the blessing is the only blessing besides blessings. Happy birthday to you!

22. I should pick you up once or twice and give you a birthday kiss. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

23. People say that the IQ of the person I like will be lower. Do I like math teachers?

24, noisy, call a girlfriend if you can't leave.

25. Do you have a group of brothers and girlfriends who swear in your ear all day, but you never hate them?

26. Talk about every space you have. I read more carefully than the final exam review questions.