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What is the Soviet Union? Why did you build the Soviet Union?
The full name of the Soviet Union is "Soviet Socialist Union".
Every word here is interesting.
Soviet means "Congress" in Russian. Before the October Revolution, Soviet was not a word completely associated with socialism. Its representatives include anarchism, Menshevik and other factions. After the October Revolution, Bolshevik factions took control of the "Congress".
Socialism and the State clearly shows the nature of the state: not capitalism, not monarchy, but socialism. "Alliance" shows that this is a supranational sovereign group that transcends all regions.
Someone is anxious: What's the matter? In fact, the country name does not indicate the geographical location. The United States of America is naturally in America, and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is naturally an island sandwiched between the Atlantic Ocean and the North Sea. Where is the Soviet Union? On Mars? So he asserted: this will not last long. It seems that the truth is as they say.
But inevitability can't replace contingency.
God heard that human beings were going to build the Tower of Babel, threatening his rule, so he rearranged human beings everywhere, leaving them speechless and geographically isolated. The Soviet Union is such a magnificent tower of Babel, trying to unite workers all over the world. This ideal is my favorite place.
Some people say: this is a joke. Humanity is always selfish. People are always at odds. However, where can we find eternal humanity? Even the universe is expanding, as astronomer Hubble told us. We can't imagine what human nature is like in capitalist society, just as people in Shang and Zhou Dynasties can't imagine people's life in the 20th century. People are always opposed to each other because there is an exploiter class, that is, the bourgeoisie.
During the First World War, the bourgeoisie of various countries shouted the slogan of defending the motherland with nationalist sentiment and sent thousands of workers and soldiers to the front as cannon fodder, but the workers and soldiers of Germany and Russia turned their guns to attack the bourgeois government. Didn't German and Russian workers and soldiers unite?
The Soviet Union is the collective ownership of the broad masses of workers.
The 8-hour working day, vacation and rest were the first in the Soviet Union. Because workers are the masters of the country, people like Paolkochakin, Shandanov and Zoya Cheka will be born. Because the workers are the masters of the country, the Red Army will never fall in Leningrad, a place of icy thousands of feet, but will defend it to the death in Kursk, a place where steel collided.
I also like people from the Soviet Union. This political guarantee of national pride and sense of responsibility comes entirely from the socialist nature of the Soviet Union. We are also simple laborers, and we will soon be.
Reasons for establishment:
1. Militarily, unite against the West, at the same time increase Russia's strategic depth, and let the joining countries at the forefront of confrontation do their own buffer.
2. Economically, strengthen economic cooperation and accelerate economic development. Just like the west now, such as the establishment of the European body.
During the First World War, the February Revolution broke out in the Russian Empire, which led to the fall of the Tsar and the disintegration of the Russian Empire. There has been a situation in which the interim government organized by the civilian class and the Soviet Union (Russian means "representative meeting") represented by workers and soldiers coexist. Finally, left-wing political parties such as Russian Social Democratic Labor Party headed by Lenin (Bolshevik) launched an uprising in St. Petersburg and seized power from the interim government, which is known as the October Revolution. After the revolution, it was renamed Soviet socialist Russia, referred to as Soviet Russia. In order to build the Soviet Union and preserve its strength, it later signed a peace treaty with Germany and its allies and withdrew from the First World War.
After the First World War, Britain, France, Japan, Poland, the United States and other countries were dissatisfied with the Soviet Union's unilateral withdrawal from the war against Germany and the czar's debt to Russia, and they all intervened in the Russian revolution. The forces loyal to the tsar and the rich peasants, landlords and bourgeois forces organized the White Army to launch a war against the Soviet regime. After the Russian civil war, the Soviet Red Army defeated the White Army and the joint armed intervention of many countries and consolidated the political power.
1922 On February 30th, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (hereinafter referred to as the Soviet Union) was formally established.
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