An embarrassing incident of not learning English well when studying abroad

An embarrassing incident of not learning English well when studying abroad

You must learn English well when studying abroad, otherwise you won't say that daily communication is a problem, and a little knowledge of English will make many jokes. Here are some embarrassing things that I didn't learn English well when I was studying abroad. Everyone should take a warning.

1. The first time I went, I went to a rented house to buy second-hand goods. When I reached a residential area, I was puzzled for four times. I wonder why there are public toilets in this area. It's strange ... because there is a big sign in front of a row of houses that says "toilet" During this period, I tried to ask the seniors next to me several times, but after a while, I suddenly came to my senses. Actually, it was written by people.

I guess she's about to collapse.

Shortly after I started work, A/R of a company called to make an inquiry. I asked him which company he was calling from, and the man said politely, I'm calling from XXX of Beach Brother. "I'm glad to understand it, but since I'm not familiar with the company name, I think I should write it down first so as not to forget it later. Just getting carried away, I began to spell the name of someone else's company fluently and solemnly said, "b.i.t.c.h ... bitch, right? "。 . . . . The man finally failed to hold back his anger and shouted at me like a roar: "No! ! ! British Institute of Engineering ... Beach! ! ! ! ! ! "

In the following year, I didn't do any business with this company ... Khan.

3. When my boyfriend was riding skytrain in Vancouver, a white woman said, I'm sorry. He said directly: You're welcome. The other party stayed.

4. The first time I went to play painball with foreigners, I played the kind of flag grabbing. Because it is the first time to play, I always run with a teammate who looks very professional and dodge bullets all the way to the other team's base. We all hung up, leaving each other to watch at home.

I heard the foreigner tell me a lot of terms, but I didn't understand them either. He said to me: it? Easy. Cover me when I go out. When I'm done, shout cover me! Then he ran out. I don't know if he asked me to cover him. He ran away before I thought it over.

I took out a canvas from a box and threw it on his head to cover him. As a result, he died with honor. At that time, most people hung up and watched the war. Everyone is laughing.

5.

After listening, she repeated, "So you didn't?" ? Don't eat anything. I said yes. ...

The landlady hesitated.

Did you eat again?

I said no. She went on to say, "So you didn't?" ? Don't eat.

I said yes. ......

I don't know what angered me last time. In desperation, I was just about to say: fuck you! ! But it says fuck me! ! ! The stranger was shocked at first, and then he said, you want to say fuck me? Or fuck you? God ... I have no fighting spirit.

7. When I first came here, I saw that there were no cigarettes in front of many buildings ... I sincerely lamented ... Canada is good, smoking is free ... my friends are sweating like a pig. ......

8 .. I went to MC again and asked my friend how to say sundae in English. He said it was a transliteration of sundae. I suddenly realized that I was confident and said ... that milkshake.

Did you let Nancy's friend spray coke on the spot? .........

9. Calling a taxi for the first time. ......

The other party asked where you are from ... I replied to China, still wondering if taxis are divided into nationalities ~? The other person may think I'm joking and say, I'm sorry, we can't do this ... When I hear it ... I'm angry ... How can there be racial discrimination ... So I asked: Why ~? The other party stared blankly for a long time and hung up the phone. .....

10. A good friend just came to Canada, and one day he was thirsty and wanted to drink coke. Go to the convenience store and shout, do you have coke? However, my friend has just gone abroad and her English still has a strong accent. Coca-cola asked her to say this sentence, and then it became sorry, do you have a penis?

Shopkeeper was startled and repeatedly said, What? Finally, the shopkeeper finally figured it out that she wanted to drink coke. After the money and goods were cleared, she saw that most of my friends were newcomers, so she kindly told my friends that she could not ask others if they had coke in the future, which would make people miss the meeting! Originally, my friend had no idea what happened, but after the shopkeeper explained, he couldn't wait to find the ground crack! I haven't had coke for a long time!

1 1. When I first came here, I once went to dinner with a brother. After eating, eldest brother pointed to the remaining dishes on the table and circled them, asking the waiter how much it was. How much was it? The waiter looked at his twisted facial features. . . . . I finally told the waiter that he wanted to pay the bill. As a result, he was still upset after the waiter left, saying that the waiter would soon understand what I was doing. . .

12. I went to KFC one day and asked for mashed potatoes, but I couldn't say it. Right there, the cashier shouted potato sauce.

She thought I was an idiot,

Then, Julia gave me seven or eight ketchup. ........

Despise ~ ~ ~

13. I cupped foreigners in Canada, but cupping is easy to drop and my English is not good. I explained that you have too much hair. He smiled: this is hair, not fur, fur is for animals. I laughed too.

14. My friend didn't know anyone when he first arrived, so he tried to make friends in class. One day, he thought a white buddy was very nice, so he wanted his phone number. He wanted to be friends in the future and asked, What's your phone number?

The white man said: Ten. (The Canadian number is ten digits)

15. When I first came, I went to Burger King for dinner. After ordering hamburgers, people asked me if I wanted sauce. I said yes, and people asked, what kind? I forgot I said something about ketchup. I thought for a long time and came up with a jam. People still don't understand it. Finally, I said angrily, it? It's up to you.

16. A friend of mine said that a friend who doesn't know English just arrived in Toronto, went out by himself and got lost. Call him. He said it doesn't matter if you spell the road name where you live for me. His friend spelled it letter by letter? S-t-o-p ",my friend was overjoyed on the spot!

17. When I first arrived, I found that foreigners like to use pencils, so I went to the bookstore to buy pencils and erasers. If you can't find an eraser, ask if you have an eraser. People laughed and said they wanted me to buy it at phamacy. Depressed. . . Why did you go to the drugstore to buy an eraser? I went to the drugstore and asked you if you had rubella. People smiled and gave me a box of condoms. I pour ~ ~! ! It turns out that Canada is called an eraser.

18. I went to a bar when I first came to Canada. . I brought a beautiful one. She stayed abroad for a long time. . . I saw her hanging, so I pretended to be handsome and went over to invite her to drink. I asked her what to drink, and she said. . Sex on the beach ... but it's so noisy that I don't even know the name of the wine in the bar. Sounds like a son of a bitch ... I froze, and then the sexy bartender at the bar was waiting for me to order wine. I turned around and shouted, can I have a son of a bitch ... I don't want to recall.

19. once I bought a ticket, the staff asked me one way? I replied: no, two ways ... he asked me several times, and my answer was still the same. . . As a result, the man looked at me very depressed ~ ~ ~ only later did he know that he was still thinking in Chinese ~ ~ ~ I interpreted his meaning as One way= one?

We are two people, so two-way equals two.

20. I also bought fast food when I first came to Canada. My English is poor, so I said I want set meal one. Later, the man spoke a lot of English and asked me if I wanted onion cheese or something. I didn't understand, so I kept saying I wanted set meal one. Later, I saw that the man looked like a China, so I asked him directly, can you spell Chinese? Then the man was depressed for a long time. Why did I ask him if he could spell Chinese? Later, it was found that it was said, not spelled. ............ was humiliated.

2 1. One that comes to mind is that a classmate went to McDonald's for the first time.

As a result, when I went in, I nervously said loudly: I want this Han Baobao, pointing at me while talking.

The other party was at a loss, and my classmate repeated it n times. ...

22. I was checked at the customs, but unfortunately I was randomly selected. .

With his notebook and mobile phone, he was dragged to a dark room. The police officer's uncle asked him: Is there any pornographic content in your device?

Say something? what's up !

Then he was locked up for several hours, and the computer and mobile phone were randomly selected. ..

Fortunately, this baby is a five-good young man who can recite socialist values. Nothing was found, and in the end he was proved innocent.

What is the price of listening to pornography as privacy? .....

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