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Half of Nelson's wonderful dialogue

Dan: The sun rises and sets, but it always does. What do you get? You have a new day.

Dan: The sun rises and then sets. What do you get every time this happens? You have a brand-new day.

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Dan: Second chances are rare, man. You should make better use of them.

Dan: The chance to do it again is unlikely. You must surpass them.

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[Last lines] (Last paragraph)

Dan: Knock, knock.

Dan: Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Dre: Who is outside the door?

Dan: Interrupt other people's cows.

Dan: Cows.

Dre: Stop the cow, who?

Dre: Who is the cow?

Dan: (realizing that he has leaked the joke) ... Cleisthenes.

Dan: (trying to finish the joke) ... moo.

Dre: (laughs) That's terrible!

Dre: (laughs) I want to scare people!

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Dan: One thing can't make a man.

Dan: You can't see through a person just by one thing.

Dre: [chuckles]

Dre: (smiling)

Dan: What?

Dan: What?

Dre: One thing can't make a man?

Dre: You can't see through a person just by one thing?